Is Asui Tsuyu the best designed monster girl

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See, this is my favorite monster girl:

http://i.imgur.com/TyVlHCt.jpg
Sexy as fuck.

 

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Second, no, because she's not a snake.

I'll see your snake and raise you a Centaur

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Centaurs are elegant beings. Strong, fast, often loyal to a fault, their abilities are only matched by their beauty.

They are the true winners of the Waifu Wars, and anyone who thinks otherwise I dare to challenge in the ring of honour.

Degenerate mammal lover. And yes, I know that doesn't make sense. I don't care.

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I'm sorry guys but you're all wrong. You're not wrong to have your favorites but out of all of them, Rachnera is the best of the waifu.

Spoiler: this is from the opening credits but still...

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I mean yeah, it's her whole schtick in one neat pic but she spreads the love. I guess, arguably, Suu would be better since she can't fall into Rachnera's web (hur-hur) but she seems genuinely interested at least.

Please, she's not even the best Spider Lady.

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I'm not sure about "best", but the most infamous was probably Echidna, Mother of All Monsters.

Spoiler: The Terrifying Echidna, Mother of All Monsters

God Damn.

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I'm pretty sure you meant Churio. Don't worry, you're mistake is forgiven.

Spoiler: Bow down to the adorable T-rex Monster Girl!

It's a shame she doesn't have much fan art, yet.

See, this guy gets it. Reptiles are where it's at.

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Lol, no, there can be only one winner of the Waifu Wars and her name is Kuroneko.

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However, as far as monster girls go, centaurs are pretty awesome, I'll give you that. Certainly much better than some dumb lamia.

Someone sure looks like they've been raiding my wardrobe!!! *Fumes*

OT: While there are lots of good entries here, most of these monster girls would kill you as soon as talk to you, or accidentally cause one's demise by accident...

That means the correct answer has to be: Tsurara Oikawa!

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First off she can easily pass for human, she's also cute as a button, and to top that all off, she's also genuinely a sweet and nice person... If a bit over protective. She's also not likely to kill anyone by accident, she also wouldn't intentionally harm a human. Although, she is a yuki-onna, so you do run the risk of being uncomfortably cool around her, having to wear a sweater most of the time in her presence, and that she might accidentally freeze what ever food you're eating. As a bonus, she's an adult both by Yokai standards, and human standards, as she was at least 14 when Rikuo Nura was toddler, so during the events of the anime/manga she's at least in hear early-mid twenties.

Uh.... pretty sure one of the defining traits of being a monster girl is, well... looking like a monster girl. I googled this Tsurara Oikawa, and I can't find a single picture where there's anything even remotely monster-ish about her, with the mild exception of her eyes.

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Lol, no, there can be only one winner of the Waifu Wars and her name is Kuroneko.

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However, as far as monster girls go, centaurs are pretty awesome, I'll give you that. Certainly much better than some dumb lamia.

Someone sure looks like they've been raiding my wardrobe!!! *Fumes*

OT: While there are lots of good entries here, most of these monster girls would kill you as soon as talk to you, or accidentally cause one's demise by accident...

That means the correct answer has to be: Tsurara Oikawa!

First off she can easily pass for human, she's also cute as a button, and to top that all off, she's also genuinely a sweet and nice person... If a bit over protective. She's also not likely to kill anyone by accident, she also wouldn't intentionally harm a human. Although, she is a yuki-onna, so you do run the risk of being uncomfortably cool around her, having to wear a sweater most of the time in her presence, and that she might accidentally freeze what ever food you're eating. As a bonus, she's an adult both by Yokai standards, and human standards, as she was at least 14 when Rikuo Nura was toddler, so during the events of the anime/manga she's at least in hear early-mid twenties.

She sounds rather appealing, actually, and I think I'd like a yuki-onna more than most people since I love the cold.

Another monster girl I am very fond of is Karuta Roromiya from Inu x Boku SS. Cute and adorable in human form, with a love of food, her monster form is a gashadokuro.

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The same show also features a yuki-onna, named Nobara Yukinokouji.

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Do transformations really count as monster girls? I feel like once we're at that point, the term is completely meaningless, as anything with a vagina and a weird looking mole could qualify.

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-checks everyones spoilers-

...WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF THEIR BOOBS.

Good god, Chiropractors must have an awful lot of business in the Anime worlds, because fuck me, those things look unwieldy and painful. Can't imagine what bra shopping would be like either, I hear it's hard enough finding decent sized E cup, let alone Triple Z.

I think most anime women have steel re-enforcement beams installed in their spine at the start of puberty, and kevlar weave put in their breast so they stay perky and don't simply pop, like an over filled balloon. They sure as shit aren't wearing bras with any real structure.

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-checks everyones spoilers-

...WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF THEIR BOOBS.

They're not ALL like that. Look at Papi:

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Her entire body is very small and light so she can fly.

Also I'm afraid the correct reply is the second post in this thread; best monster girl is Miia.

That's three votes for snake people. I shall win the day!

 

[madwarper]

Looks like I have Polt all to myself.

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[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

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Lol, no, there can be only one winner of the Waifu Wars and her name is Kuroneko.

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However, as far as monster girls go, centaurs are pretty awesome, I'll give you that. Certainly much better than some dumb lamia.

Someone sure looks like they've been raiding my wardrobe!!! *Fumes*

OT: While there are lots of good entries here, most of these monster girls would kill you as soon as talk to you, or accidentally cause one's demise by accident...

That means the correct answer has to be: Tsurara Oikawa!

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First off she can easily pass for human, she's also cute as a button, and to top that all off, she's also genuinely a sweet and nice person... If a bit over protective. She's also not likely to kill anyone by accident, she also wouldn't intentionally harm a human. Although, she is a yuki-onna, so you do run the risk of being uncomfortably cool around her, having to wear a sweater most of the time in her presence, and that she might accidentally freeze what ever food you're eating. As a bonus, she's an adult both by Yokai standards, and human standards, as she was at least 14 when Rikuo Nura was toddler, so during the events of the anime/manga she's at least in hear early-mid twenties.

Uh.... pretty sure one of the defining traits of being a monster girl is, well... looking like a monster girl. I googled this Tsurara Oikawa, and I can't find a single picture where there's anything even remotely monster-ish about her, with the mild exception of her eyes.

Yokai count by definition, partially because they have a nasty habit of either making the lives of humans hell, or just flat killing and eating humans, especially hearts and livers... Then again yokai/ayakashi by definition are traditional Japanese monsters, the ones that look human are often the ones a person should be most terrified of.

 

[DefunctTheory]

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Lol, no, there can be only one winner of the Waifu Wars and her name is Kuroneko.

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However, as far as monster girls go, centaurs are pretty awesome, I'll give you that. Certainly much better than some dumb lamia.

Someone sure looks like they've been raiding my wardrobe!!! *Fumes*

OT: While there are lots of good entries here, most of these monster girls would kill you as soon as talk to you, or accidentally cause one's demise by accident...

That means the correct answer has to be: Tsurara Oikawa!

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First off she can easily pass for human, she's also cute as a button, and to top that all off, she's also genuinely a sweet and nice person... If a bit over protective. She's also not likely to kill anyone by accident, she also wouldn't intentionally harm a human. Although, she is a yuki-onna, so you do run the risk of being uncomfortably cool around her, having to wear a sweater most of the time in her presence, and that she might accidentally freeze what ever food you're eating. As a bonus, she's an adult both by Yokai standards, and human standards, as she was at least 14 when Rikuo Nura was toddler, so during the events of the anime/manga she's at least in hear early-mid twenties.

Uh.... pretty sure one of the defining traits of being a monster girl is, well... looking like a monster girl. I googled this Tsurara Oikawa, and I can't find a single picture where there's anything even remotely monster-ish about her, with the mild exception of her eyes.

Yokai count by definition, partially because they have a nasty habit of either making the lives of humans hell, or just flat killing and eating humans, especially hearts and livers... Then again yokai/ayakashi by definition are traditional Japanese monsters, the ones that look human are often the ones a person should be most terrified of.

So the term is meaningless.

Got it.

 

[infohippie]

I still find it confounding that people choose a centaur. Like, a snake I can kinda get. But a centaur? Her boobs are HUGE, and while I do consider that a plus, I most certainly would NOT want to have sex with her. I can't even imagine how many different kinds of weird that would be. I get that she's elegant and honorable and badass and all that, and that's cool. But seriously, I am confounded that you would want to HAVE SEX WITH THE BOTTOM HALF OF A HORSE.

Someone's obviously never played Corruption of Champions and encountered Edryn. That was... pretty hot in fact.

Though if you find the idea of sex with a centaur weird, perhaps a thread about monster girls isn't your natural home.

I find it a real shame than 99% of centaur hentai out there focuses on centaur stallions instead of mares, and most of the centaur mare ero-art makes them futanari anyway. Good centaur mare porn is actually extremely difficult to find.

 

[MythicMatt]

Literally nobody else wants to agree with me?
I automatically win the dragon-waifu!

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm still on team Starbucks lady.

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

So the term is meaningless.

Got it.

Less that and more the concept that monsters don't always look inhuman, or all that scary...

I mean for fucks sake, even people who are terrified of snakes would adore Miia, she's more xeno-hybrid than traditional monster.

 

[Zontar]

Well, on the bright side if monster girls do ever become real we can all rest assured in the knowledge there won't be much competition for the type we like.

 

[Ryallen]

I still find it confounding that people choose a centaur. Like, a snake I can kinda get. But a centaur? Her boobs are HUGE, and while I do consider that a plus, I most certainly would NOT want to have sex with her. I can't even imagine how many different kinds of weird that would be. I get that she's elegant and honorable and badass and all that, and that's cool. But seriously, I am confounded that you would want to HAVE SEX WITH THE BOTTOM HALF OF A HORSE.

Someone's obviously never played Corruption of Champions and encountered Edryn. That was... pretty hot in fact.

Though if you find the idea of sex with a centaur weird, perhaps a thread about monster girls isn't your natural home.

I find it a real shame than 99% of centaur hentai out there focuses on centaur stallions instead of mares, and most of the centaur mare ero-art makes them futanari anyway. Good centaur mare porn is actually extremely difficult to find.

Mostly I just think back to the scene in the South Park video game with the guy having sex with a horse and just kinda imagine it to be like that. Maybe I just lack imagination, but I don't really know what else can be done with a horse. Not to mention what it LOOKS like must be horrifying.

Besides, I happen to like Suu, Miia, and Tionishia's bodies. Well, Suu's GROWN body. I'm not into lolies.

 

[infohippie]

I still find it confounding that people choose a centaur. Like, a snake I can kinda get. But a centaur? Her boobs are HUGE, and while I do consider that a plus, I most certainly would NOT want to have sex with her. I can't even imagine how many different kinds of weird that would be. I get that she's elegant and honorable and badass and all that, and that's cool. But seriously, I am confounded that you would want to HAVE SEX WITH THE BOTTOM HALF OF A HORSE.

Someone's obviously never played Corruption of Champions and encountered Edryn. That was... pretty hot in fact.

Though if you find the idea of sex with a centaur weird, perhaps a thread about monster girls isn't your natural home.

I find it a real shame than 99% of centaur hentai out there focuses on centaur stallions instead of mares, and most of the centaur mare ero-art makes them futanari anyway. Good centaur mare porn is actually extremely difficult to find.

Mostly I just think back to the scene in the South Park video game with the guy having sex with a horse and just kinda imagine it to be like that. Maybe I just lack imagination, but I don't really know what else can be done with a horse. Not to mention what it LOOKS like must be horrifying.

You should really look up the scene I mentioned and read through it. I'd probably get a warning if I described it too much.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well, she's not a disgusting lamia-type, so OP has my vote.
Not sure why I despise lamias/all that shit so much. Probably because of another community I was in, which had some pretty fething weird shit going on.
And, like, I normally think I'm strange. But nope. They make me look positively fething normal and well adjusted.

 

[Wrex Brogan]

-checks everyones spoilers-

...WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF THEIR BOOBS.

They're not ALL like that. Look at Papi:

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Her entire body is very small and light so she can fly.

Also I'm afraid the correct reply is the second post in this thread; best monster girl is Miia.

Ah, yes, the alternative 'WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE BOOBS' - The vacuum-packed titty. Air-tight sealing for maximum freshness! (not the most egregious case but still, those things are just sealed right on in there.).

Anime titties are my biggest pet peeve, I'm not going to lie. Like, christ, I'm a gay man and I know how titties work, why can't any anime artist draw them without making them either colossal in size or vacuumed-packed? It's always so weird and detracts so much from character designs. If my first response on looking at a character is 'what the fuck is wrong with their boobs', ya'll've fucked up.

*Shakes anime artists vigerously* LEARN HOW BOOBS WORK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

 

[CrystalShadow]

nyaaa!?

Monster girls?

Are we finding an excuse to be pervs again?
Mrrh.

Well, thanks but no thanks, nya.
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What?

Don't look at me like that.
Just because I have ears and a tail, that doesn't make me a monster girl, nyo.

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S-Stupid humans...

G-go away! >_>

 

[MiskWisk]

Looks like I have Polt all to myself.

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Touch the fluffy tail?
Touch ALL the fluffy tails! Glory to the kobold girl-queen Polt!

Snek-waifu is close second.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Hmmm...do mermaids count? Cause mermaids are cool.

 

[SweetShark]

......
Here is a list of these kind of Waifus I created:
https://gr.pinterest.com/sweetsharkboss/strange-girls-1/
https://gr.pinterest.com/sweetsharkboss/strange-girls-2/
https://gr.pinterest.com/sweetsharkboss/strange-girls-3/
https://gr.pinterest.com/sweetsharkboss/strange-girls-4/

You are welcome.
Btw, if you like to see them you need to make an account in Pinterest, so, sorry about that

 

[Michel Henzel]

Hmmm...do mermaids count? Cause mermaids are cool.

Pretty much any anthropomorphic creature counts afaik, so yeah Mermaids count.

The Touhou universe is all I need for all my monster girl needs.

 

[Death Carr]

where do people draw the line between monster girl and furry?
Does liking Polt make you a furry?
by the same metric wouldn't liking Miia would make you a furry?

Back OT the best monster girl is quelaag, but best girl from monmusu is Papi
I'm not a lolicon, I just don't go in for breasts that are bigger than most people I know