Okay, goggles on kids, it's experiment time
Finding things out
checking the news
is it cancer or gout
it's there in the clues
we're seeing the world
and learining with joy
and so let's chime
every girl and boy
it's experiment tiiiiiiiiiiiime
Okay boys and girls, do you have your goggles on.... well lets put them on. Okay? Safety first remember. Okay, today we are going to find out if you are living in a facist dicatorship. What we're going to do is go outside to the shops, and shout "FUCK THE GOVERNMENT" as loud as we can, all together now.... very good. Now, hold up a sign that says "ARREST AND IMPEACH THE CRIMINAL OLIGARCHS"... you're doing very well.
Now, time for the results, lets go to B.E.N.N.Y, the results computer, 'hello benny'
'hello jim'
'benny, we weren't arrested or tracked or killed, what does that mean?'
'it means that we are not living in a facist dicatorship AND THAT PEOPLE SHOULD GO BACK TO THEIR COMFERTABLE FREE AND ENTITLED LITTLE LIVES AND STOP TRYING TO GET A THRILL FROM FIGHTING OPPRESSION THAT ISN'T BLOODY THERE!'
'inside voice benny'
'sorry jim, shutting down'
Well boy's and girls, that's all we have time for today, but come back next week when we find out if you are really to poor to pay for the games you pirate. So, i'm dr Jim, remember safety first and always remember it's
experiment tiiiiiiiiime