Is it possible to be THIS bad at Portal?

[SpaceSpork]

Come on, guys, give her a break. She clearly didn't play the original Portal.

. . . or see the dozens of TV trailers advertising Portal 2 that explained the game, or see the billboards that explained the game, or even FUCKING LOOKED IT UP ON THE INTERNET?! WHY IS THIS WOMAN ALIVE?!

 

[Urgh76]

We were having an argument before whether she or Tobuscus would finish Portal 2 first XD

 

[teebeeohh]

this is not even funny
i mean my brain sometimes stops working for a minute or two playing portal and i get stuck on ridiculously easy stuff but this is just

 

[FarleShadow]

I call Poe's Law on this. It's probably staged or she's extremely brilliant at humor.

Ahahahahaha. No. Trolling maybe. But I suspect brilliant is not a word you would use to describe that.

I watched it, halarious.

 

[redisforever]

No, it probably isn't is the short answer.

She's playing it up for the hits. Pathetic really.

Hell, I can't even try to be that bad. I suck at some games, but I can't pretend to suck at games I can play.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Blame Truth's GF is just as bad...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Also, I would LOVE to see her playing COD online. That would be priceless!

Oh look...


Huh. She's actually not bad at all.

EDIT:

Ah, she was in combat training.

 

[XandNobody]

Wow, there is bad, and there is trying to be bad. That right there is trying way too hard to be bad. She has to be faking.

Right?

Please let her be faking...

 

[natster43]

What the hell??? That is all I can say.

 

[SamuelT]

That's not even her worst playthrough. On her Dead Space 2 she died SEVEN times in the first 'hacking'.

"What do I do? What do I do?"

YOU READ THE INSTRUCTIONS RAWR

 

[Brutal Peanut]

At least I find Tobuscus hilarious and I like his personality. He has been able to get two to three puzzles done in 10 to 20 minutes (so far). He's gradually learning, albeit slowly.

Watching Ijustine is very frustrating, to say the least. I remember when she only had one to two channels and I didn't like her then either. She's what you get when people coast by on life on their looks. Sad thing is, they tend to breed the most as well.

Also, ALL her play-throughs are like this.

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

It is possible to be worse at a video game.
Hell, my grandmother can't even navigate a DVD menu screen, nevermind playing a game.

 

[HHKelevra]

Also, I would LOVE to see her playing COD online. That would be priceless!

Enjoy.

(Notice how she uses Portal 2, Black Ops, and Rebecca Black in the video title to ensure that any searches for these popular subjects will ultimately lead to this video. She does that with everything.)

 

[Wuggy]

This was one of the very few times that I deliberately facepalmed as a natural reaction to what I saw. It was beyond my control. Still, I must thank you OP for bringing this wonderful personality to my attention (ForeverPandering that is, ijustine can frack right off).

Like he says in another video of his: It's like watching someone pull a door that says "push".

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Also, she's a YouTube partner, so she's making money off of her incompetence.

Do you realize that that Line is a paradox?
Anyone that can swindle money out of people by doing absolutely nothing.....can't POSSIBLY be incompetent. Hence she's a Genius...... But she's also pants on Head retarded....but if she WAS retarded how did she figure out the business model of a lifetime?......So she can't be retarded.........But that video proves....

Ahem, You get the point.

OT: I once had my kid sister (cousin) play Portal 1. She had previously never played a 3D game. She stumbled through the first puzzles becuase she was having difficulty navigating in a 3D environment.

....This girl? NOT the same problem......

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Also, I would LOVE to see her playing COD online. That would be priceless!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMtYpoacpU

Enjoy.

My god... I subscribed just for that. It's awesome

 

[Popadoo]

I just... What then... she has the mind of a child, we need to have people like her, who refuse to actually think, taken away.

 

[nothinghere]

I walked in this thread, didn't even have to look at the damn video, and already knew it HAD to be iJustine. Her reputation precedes her... painfully so.

At the very least, since Chell might have some brain damage, she is in character. Kind of.

thats what one the youtube comments said... think It was one of the top rated ones

 

[Goofguy]

Yes. Apparently, it is quite possible to be THIS bad at Portal... and then some.

 

[namewon'tfitin]

Dumb bitches general discutions ?