Is killing a healthy horse by gun illegal if you own it?
- Thread starter GrimHeaper
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Put up an ad: "Healthy Horse for sale, Call [contact info]". There's always someone looking for any given thing.
Have you actually tried? I find it hard to believe you couldn't find someone who would buy it for cheap, let alone simply take it for free. Horses are generally not like the never ending signs for people giving away free kittens. Someone does indeed want a free horse if there's nothing wrong with it.GrimHeaper said:
If you kill a horse at all, you are condemned to the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity for murdering a beautiful animal.
Follow these steps exactly and you can do it without it being illegal:
Go get some butter-flavored Pam (it HAS to be Pam, not the nonstick knock-off crap) and make sure that it's butter flavored. After you have been running your horse in a circle that's fifty feet in diameter (it won't work any bigger or smaller) for exactly 1 hour and 7 minutes go ahead and spray the Pam on its forehead. Place two slices of bread on its back and a slice of cheese on each one, then quickly search E-bay for horse tack and a piece called "Hitler's Halter". Buy it and make sure it comes in two business days or you HAVE TO START OVER. Once you have it, take a Polaroid picture of it on your horse standing next to a clown and put it in-between the two slices of bread (cheese side in, of course) to make a Polaroid grilled cheese sandwich. Mail this sandwich to Clinton Anderson, Australian horse whisperer. He will then reply with 4 letters that will be in your mailbox the following day. Open the one labeled "Hoof", shred the one labeled "Mane", burn the one labeled "Muzzle", and put the one labeled "Tail" in your left back pocket. The letter you open will have directions to the manhole nearest to your current location, and a guide through the sewers. If followed correctly you will arrive at DownUnder Horsemanship headquarters, if you make a single mistake you will be lost in the sewers and soon die of dysentery. Once at DownUnder HQ, climb the ladder in front of you and reach the Hall of Doors. Open the seventh door to your left and hand the letter in your pocket to the guard. MAKE SURE IT WAS IN YOUR BACK LEFT POCKET! If you reach for anything other than this pocket the guard has been instructed to kill you. He will grant you access to the Grand Master's Chamber, where you will receive a stick horsey as an apology for your lack of competence and was convinced to buy this luxury animal.
Go get some butter-flavored Pam (it HAS to be Pam, not the nonstick knock-off crap) and make sure that it's butter flavored. After you have been running your horse in a circle that's fifty feet in diameter (it won't work any bigger or smaller) for exactly 1 hour and 7 minutes go ahead and spray the Pam on its forehead. Place two slices of bread on its back and a slice of cheese on each one, then quickly search E-bay for horse tack and a piece called "Hitler's Halter". Buy it and make sure it comes in two business days or you HAVE TO START OVER. Once you have it, take a Polaroid picture of it on your horse standing next to a clown and put it in-between the two slices of bread (cheese side in, of course) to make a Polaroid grilled cheese sandwich. Mail this sandwich to Clinton Anderson, Australian horse whisperer. He will then reply with 4 letters that will be in your mailbox the following day. Open the one labeled "Hoof", shred the one labeled "Mane", burn the one labeled "Muzzle", and put the one labeled "Tail" in your left back pocket. The letter you open will have directions to the manhole nearest to your current location, and a guide through the sewers. If followed correctly you will arrive at DownUnder Horsemanship headquarters, if you make a single mistake you will be lost in the sewers and soon die of dysentery. Once at DownUnder HQ, climb the ladder in front of you and reach the Hall of Doors. Open the seventh door to your left and hand the letter in your pocket to the guard. MAKE SURE IT WAS IN YOUR BACK LEFT POCKET! If you reach for anything other than this pocket the guard has been instructed to kill you. He will grant you access to the Grand Master's Chamber, where you will receive a stick horsey as an apology for your lack of competence and was convinced to buy this luxury animal.
Why the Hell would you put it down? Yes, I know you stated expensive, but GIVE IT TO THE SPCA! That way you don't get everyone saying 'HYOU MONSTER' and you save the animal
Think of all the spoiled suburban princesses who will whine your ears off for killing a pony they could have had.
D: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Call an animal charity or sell it.
You're going to SHOOT THE FUCKING THING DEAD even though it's healthy? A vet will NOT put a healthy animal down because you didn't properly consider the price of owning an animal.
Seriously, what the fuck.
Call an animal charity or sell it.
You're going to SHOOT THE FUCKING THING DEAD even though it's healthy? A vet will NOT put a healthy animal down because you didn't properly consider the price of owning an animal.
Seriously, what the fuck.
That's illegal in Texas.
and if it's illegal here... it's illegal where you are.
Call the ASPCA or a local animal shelter for more information on giving your horse a happy home.
and if it's illegal here... it's illegal where you are.
Call the ASPCA or a local animal shelter for more information on giving your horse a happy home.
The internet would know.The Lunatic said:
Yes it's illegal, however if you use a lawn-mower it is legal.
I'm not sure if it is, but i'd certainly hope so...
But i'd say sell off the horse, perhaps to a passing little girl.
I'm not sure if it is, but i'd certainly hope so...
But i'd say sell off the horse, perhaps to a passing little girl.
I've had it for over 8 years it finally caught up to me thanks to the recession.Iznat said:
That's right this is partly everyone's fault.
Children are expensive too. You'd have to be pretty messed up to shoot one in the face just because of that. Plus I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most places.
I can't really add anything to that without echoing what other people have already said.
I can't really add anything to that without echoing what other people have already said.
What..... the fuck.
Really, you are thinking of shooting a healthy horse?
What the hell is wrong with you?!?!
Give it to a frickin' vet or shelter ect., sell it for money, give it for free. God damnit, you could do a million things to get rid of it, and you choose to shoot it?!?
Really, all this stuff about "Oh it cost's a lot to own a horse, the kiddies won't want it cause it poops." is bullshit.
Have you even tried?!?
No? Then get the hell of your computer, run around your town, and find someone how wants a free horse.
That don't work? Take it to a shelter or vet and explain. Be tough if you have to. They won't put down a healthy horse, so they won't leave it to die with you either.
Christ.... the stupid.
IT BURNS!
Really, you are thinking of shooting a healthy horse?
What the hell is wrong with you?!?!
Give it to a frickin' vet or shelter ect., sell it for money, give it for free. God damnit, you could do a million things to get rid of it, and you choose to shoot it?!?
Really, all this stuff about "Oh it cost's a lot to own a horse, the kiddies won't want it cause it poops." is bullshit.
Have you even tried?!?
No? Then get the hell of your computer, run around your town, and find someone how wants a free horse.
That don't work? Take it to a shelter or vet and explain. Be tough if you have to. They won't put down a healthy horse, so they won't leave it to die with you either.
Christ.... the stupid.
IT BURNS!
Children=/=horseRandomeaninglessword said:
Raising a child and a horse, so you want me to shoot my child instead?
No, it's rather a no choice thing no one can afford a horse.
I bet all of you can't buy this horse let alone feed it as well.
Send one to the glue factory or the butchers.
No worry about legallity AND you get paid a bit for your troubles!
No worry about legallity AND you get paid a bit for your troubles!