I fucking hated PE so much.
Dodgeball? Couldn't last more than two or three sprints until I'd be completely out of breath and just give in, take the ball to the ass like a man and wander over to the seats, rinse and repeat.
Hand eye coordination sucked as well as strafing ability so Tennis, Badminton, Basketball, ect were all exercises in futility.
Trampoline... I could do a seat jump. If I fucked up something like a backward roll or something I'd kill my neck, my weight plus the momentum of a trampoline hurts like hell if you screw up.
Urg, Gymnastics? Shoulder stands are a struggle, never done a cartwheel in my life.
Football? (That's soccer you to Americans) Hated it. Didn't play it outside of school and had absolutely no interest in the petty sectarian biases between the teams and their supporters and therefore sucked at it, getting put as keeper because no one else wanted to be keeper and then getting shouted at by thick bastards who thought I sucked at it. You don't want me doing it, do it your goddamn self! No, because goal keeping's boring! Then shut the fuck up!
Fitness: Aha, something I liked! Ten mins on the running machine then the rest of the hour on weights. Actually enjoyed it since it was slow, relied on stamina and actually worked on something I cared about - ability to move big things and run for longer. The teacher would occasionally let me and another large chap go into the fitness suite, rather than be bored stiff and barely working on another activity since he knew we actually enjoyed the suite.
I'm not even all that fat, just bulky with extremely poor cardio and no interest in almost ANY sport.
Was forced to do it all through Primary and then had to pick it for the first four years of High School. Fifth year, despite having the hardest and most stressful demands of my life is the richer for letting me avoid that worthless, worthless subject.