Is that a mothership in the sky?

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Kollega

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There were countless zombie survival threads,yet i don't remember alien invasion survival thread yet.

So,it's alien invasion. They arrive with clearly hostile intent and set out to control largest population centers. They want to conquer,not destroy,but won't hesitate to shoot people for stopping them or scaring others. They don't have too much of a wish to negotiate and settle things peacefully (unless we prove we can stand for ourselves). On the other hand,they're not too trigger-happy,and don't want to glass our planet or blow up NYC "for the lulz" either.

Technologicaly,they are on Halo/Mass Effect level - they have FTL,various energy weapons,antigravity,energy shields,and other fancy toys. But they are a bit smaller and weaker than humans,so beating them in close combat is slightly easier than at range.

So,what do you do? Try to contact them and persuade them into minimizing casualties? Wage guerrilla warfare and go commando on them? Dig in someplace safe and just live? Or simply surrender and become their servant?

EDIT: Attention people! It's a thread about what would YOU do in case of alien invasion,not about what HUMANITY in general would. For all those who said "nuke 'em",consider that most aliens are on the ground or in the atmosphere (we don't want to destroy our own ecosystem,do we?),and mothership probably has missile defenses.
 

Inverse Skies

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Probably run and die. I'd be useless in a Zombie apocalypse and equally useless in an alien one. In fact I'm just bad altogether, don't rely on me in those sort of situations.
 

Gigaguy64

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use my ninja skillz to hijack one of the smaller ships and then fly it into the motherships reactor core, ejecting before impact armed with a stolen Laser weapon to shoot down any smaller ships not caught in the reactor implosion.


If negotiating dosent work, then go Commando.
 

Murlin

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Try to use their own technology against them, and if it succeeds: proceed to conquer the world for my own >:)
 

LeonLethality

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1) join them
2) mate with their women
3) become the inside man for the human race
4) lead them against the humans
5) kill them with our human virus
 

Amnestic

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Kollega said:
More Fun To Compute said:
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords. (someone had to do it.)
Yes,someone had. But do you really?
"Is submission not preferable to extinction?"-Saren.

They clearly sound technologically ahead of us, turning our atmosphere into a radioactive clusterfuck trying to nuke them isn't worth it and by the sounds of it, they don't have an issue with us giving up and letting them rule.

I'd let them win. Some might call me a coward, I call it smart. There's nothing brave about needlessly charging against a clearly superior opponent, that's just stupid.
 

Vrex360

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I would seek the political instability of such an alien empire because in all empires there are those who oppose it so I would find those aliens, have them ally with us and work together against the evil horde. Humans and Alien rebels versus the Evil Empire, sounds good to me. And then eventually we can work together and mutually erase the tyranny of the past empire and work together, befriend each other and breed with each others women, if they look like Sangheili that's a plus (Have you seen a Sangheili chick? Hottest thing in the universe save for the many suns) after all being a Sangheili myself I'm sure I can reason with my people.
 

AquaAscension

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Wait until the oppression from the aliens as well as the anger at the aliens gets to a boiling point that melts off all current human aggression against one another and turns it into an intense anti-alien vapor. At that point, and only at that point, organize a counter attack that utterly annihilates the alien incursion. After the attack is done and humans have risen again to power and proved themselves badasses, peace will reign amongst us who still live.*

*For about 2 minutes.
 

Hippobatman

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Guerilla warfare their asses.

I'd team up with a bunch of my mates and hire Bear Grylls. He'd provide food, shelter, weaponry made by sticks and rubbish and chicks while the rest of us would probable just be chilling in an ambush in the woods with a couple of beers.

It would be awesome.
 

Logic 0

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I'd torture them to death with earth's most horrible weapon rap music.
Then steal there weapons and go on a looting spree.
 

Kajt

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Send in the Kirovs, Mammoth Tanks and Tesla Troopers. Launch the nukes. Give them hell.