Is that even a compliment...?

[Ham Blitz]

Once, someone I know told me I was "Almost a little good" at something.
Yea, basically bad.

 

[Super Six One]

Being told i had nice manly hands by a girl i quite fancied.....that was quite weird.....made worse by the fact i made a sexual innuendo about what i could do with them after she said it..........she didn't really speak to me after that...

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

I once got "Sensitivity can be hot" after I was told I was sensitive. Also a while back I was called "Cute" frequently but in the "Cute as a bug so I'm not going to date you" way. They're both bizarre compliments to me. But hey I take them as I can get them.

 

[Mackinator]

"Aren't you a handsome devil" said Mackinator to the lady.
"Your clothes are amazing and with those shoes!" said the Lady to Mackinator
Confused much?
Well they both are compliments just weird style.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

How about the classic:

"I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

 

[Tim Buck II]

Anything with "different".

Oh gee you have a different sense of humor.

This! I've found that a lot of people say this to me, and I'm left wondering if it was actually a compliment or they were just left confused by my completely irrelevant and otherwise sarcastic humor.

Or: "Nice hat, miss." by a sales clerk. Last I checked, I was a dude.

I have been mistaken for a girl soooooo many times...

I got mistaken for a woman once, while playing cricket?!? I was confused and then the cricket ball hit me just under my knee cap, we all know kinda that pain.

Ouch... but, by 'so many times', I mean that I basically don't go out anymore without being mistaken for a girl. For a couple of examples, read this: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2611840/1/Im_Not_Laughing

"What can I get you two fine ladies?" That cracked me up. It's happened to my dad at least twice (Or so I gathered...).

I think an odd compliment was once thrown at me, but I can't remember.

 

[Lexodus]

Anything with "different".

Oh gee you have a different sense of humor.

This! I've found that a lot of people say this to me, and I'm left wondering if it was actually a compliment or they were just left confused by my completely irrelevant and otherwise sarcastic humor.

Or: "Nice hat, miss." by a sales clerk. Last I checked, I was a dude.

I have been mistaken for a girl soooooo many times...

I got mistaken for a woman once, while playing cricket?!? I was confused and then the cricket ball hit me just under my knee cap, we all know kinda that pain.

Ouch... but, by 'so many times', I mean that I basically don't go out anymore without being mistaken for a girl. For a couple of examples, read this: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2611840/1/Im_Not_Laughing

"What can I get you two fine ladies?" That cracked me up. It's happened to my dad at least twice (Or so I gathered...).

I think an odd compliment was once thrown at me, but I can't remember.

What about the ending, though? Do you know how embarrassing that was?

 

[AlexWinter]

Everyone lies, especially to themselves.
And yet you haven't strangled yourself using your mind because.......?

I always tell myself the truth.
But sometimes my delusions make it impossible - I can't be blamed for something that's not my fault, unless I'm tried in an American court.

Our justice system is ridiculous.

Wait. Just to clarify, Machiavelli is your god, and you are mine?
If that is true, Machiavelli can overrule you from beyond the grave!

Unless Maxipoo's Tao has a deliberately ambiguous hierarchy...

Don't be ridiculous.
I bow to no man, god, or Eldritch Abomination.

...FUCK!
I am tired. That's what I'm blaming the typo on.
When he's sober? He's fine. But when he's not? He wants to play quite hazardous games with the knives while he's inebriated and not well coordinated.
That means it's time to leave the room.

Coward.

I got told I have sexy collar bones.
That was a "lolwut" moment.

Men are such pigs.
Always talking about the clavicle...
Staring at it...
Fetishizing it.

...I would bet anyone there is now clavicle porn somewhere on the internet.
And no, you can't unsee that image.

Ah man! Clavicles are hooot. I've been told I have a nice girly butt, and nice girly lips... Yep, I'm a guy.

 

[Kinguendo]

*snip*

Heeeeey, what the... Jenny whats that about? Weird, yes but Creepy? Is this because I talked about Tea on one of your threads in one post... just once.

No, it's what's known as a joke. Although you are very strange and it does concern me.

Ah, I concern everyone... it's a gift and a curse. XD

 

[Fursnake]

"You're not really as weird as you seem"...yes I am...and that statement sounded weird anyhow hehe.

 

[Erana]

"I wish I were as smart as you..."

Gee thanks for telling me that I make you feel bad about yourself...

 

[Mr Fatherland]

I like telling people that "I hope they don't get murdered." It throws them right off track.

 

[I am Spy]

Lets see... "Your hair is soft... Like kittens!" Wait, what?

Or the best complement to start a conversation off: " Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat chick".

 

[Zombie_Fish]

"I soo (Emphasis on the o) want to style your hair."

A girl who had asked for my number the night before. I just thought "What?"

 

[Fairee]

*snip*

Heeeeey, what the... Jenny whats that about? Weird, yes but Creepy? Is this because I talked about Tea on one of your threads in one post... just once.

No, it's what's known as a joke. Although you are very strange and it does concern me.

Ah, I concern everyone... it's a gift and a curse. XD

What makes you think it's a gift???? Cause one of these days, they'll ship you off to the mental institute. Actually, I have them on speel dial ready and waiting.....

 

[k3v1n]

JOKE TIME¡¡¡

-Honey, tell me something that makes me happy and at the same time, depresses me

-well, of all your friends, you're the one with the biggest d*ck

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Laugh if you must, but I follow the lead of my patron deity, Machiavelli.

WHAT!?? Max worships at the same Altar I do? Machiavelli FTW. Damn it Max I am so mancrushing you in a good, creepy...non-pervy way...I think.

On-topic: My manager at a place I used to work said I should grow a moustache so I could look exactly like Hitler. She also said I should stop standing around like a Nazi. In fact a lot of people said I look like a Skinhead because I shave my hair really short during the summer. I enjoy the fear I inspire though.

 

[Kinguendo]

*snip*

Heeeeey, what the... Jenny whats that about? Weird, yes but Creepy? Is this because I talked about Tea on one of your threads in one post... just once.

No, it's what's known as a joke. Although you are very strange and it does concern me.

Ah, I concern everyone... it's a gift and a curse. XD

What makes you think it's a gift???? Cause one of these days, they'll ship you off to the mental institute. Actually, I have them on speel dial ready and waiting.....

Whats a "speel dial"? XD

And what? I am weird, not insane.