My fifth grade teacher never failed to humiliate you at any opportunity possible. I didn't mind him at the time, but now I'd ruin him the first chance I got.
Is there a teacher who you really hate/hated in school?
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I know a lot.
Textiles teacher who was sexist (we were made to do it), one of the things she said was i shouldn't be hanging around with my friends (they were idiots and I was smart I know but I still got work done)
Then there's the teachers that dont really teach in class (sorry that you wanna waste your life, but I don't escapistians). One teacher who told me to grow a back bone when I didn't want to do something, so then I dropped out of something else and he was hassling me about it (I didn't tell him I just grew a back bone ya bastard but that woulda been... bad).
An American History teacher who GOOGLED ALL THE FREAKEN WORK!!!!
But the thing that annoys me most is the kids that don't fail, if you get a 43, you should fail that year (for english and maths), while I got a 94, there's all those kids slacking and THAT really REALLY annoys me.
Also this teacher who, at my FIRST DAY AT A NEW SCHOOL, gave me 2 detentions for having the wrong kind of shoes (not wrong colour, but wrong kind) on as it didn't say no walkers (nor one single type) as I was allowed to at my old school. That was bs. I hated her since the day she started teaching me science and proceeded to fail science she was so bad.
Thanks for making me hate school all over again for useless dhead teachers and students.
Textiles teacher who was sexist (we were made to do it), one of the things she said was i shouldn't be hanging around with my friends (they were idiots and I was smart I know but I still got work done)
Then there's the teachers that dont really teach in class (sorry that you wanna waste your life, but I don't escapistians). One teacher who told me to grow a back bone when I didn't want to do something, so then I dropped out of something else and he was hassling me about it (I didn't tell him I just grew a back bone ya bastard but that woulda been... bad).
An American History teacher who GOOGLED ALL THE FREAKEN WORK!!!!
But the thing that annoys me most is the kids that don't fail, if you get a 43, you should fail that year (for english and maths), while I got a 94, there's all those kids slacking and THAT really REALLY annoys me.
Also this teacher who, at my FIRST DAY AT A NEW SCHOOL, gave me 2 detentions for having the wrong kind of shoes (not wrong colour, but wrong kind) on as it didn't say no walkers (nor one single type) as I was allowed to at my old school. That was bs. I hated her since the day she started teaching me science and proceeded to fail science she was so bad.
Thanks for making me hate school all over again for useless dhead teachers and students.
There was this teacher who was a hypocrite and just a bad teacher. He frequently included things we ha never seen on tests, and "taught" us things that had nothing to do with the class (what the hell does malnutrition have to do with shop?). Besides him, I don't hate teachers , but a lot of teachers hate me and my classmates 
From 12 teachers, there's about 3 that can give their class freely because we're not insulting them, making fun of them, or just making too much noise. It's fun being a senior...
From 12 teachers, there's about 3 that can give their class freely because we're not insulting them, making fun of them, or just making too much noise. It's fun being a senior...There's also a really bad incident involving my yr12 (last year in Aus) brother.
Basically... the school didn't want him to swap (as his accounting teacher left and he was the best teacher EVER! you got smart and played xbox last week ^.^) and that his english teacher wouldn't be there (as he was not very good at english yr 7-8 and she tutored him for 4-5 years for free) but he decided not to fight it anyway. Then the new english teacher he had (oh, end of term 1 there grade was ~8weeks behind and it was an 11 week term) gave him a 17 of 30 on one of his SACs as she knew the tutor english teacher helped him (although for the actual SAC he did it solo) which was outright bs. Also, the tutor english teacher is a VCAA marker and she thought it deserved at LEAST a 25+, and she even showed it to another VCAA marker who tohught the same. ALso the b english teacher is head of english there, /sigh epic fail schoolzorz.
He's swapped and is alot happier (I think he was starting to develop depression too) except with his new maths teacher for spec maths as he doesn't turn up oftenly.
But if he hadn't swapped school his chances of doing accounting at monash (well originally melbourne but then he found out about the kwon lee do (?) scholarship) but still, that school scarred him and he may still not be able to do accounting at uni as he didnt get an exempt for a piece of sht school (I used to go there too. My maths teacher in yr 8 took us out of class occasionally to get mcdonalds, it was fine at the time but 1. He did it ILLEGALLY and 2. I learnt jack sht, I used to be really far ahead and now the kids have caught up as I havent learn anything in maths for a while. But once for a double I had a test period 1 (periods last 70 mins there) and then for period 2 me and my mate searched the ENTIRE school for them and couldn't find em then we saw em driving back in the bus from going to the beach. I hate that f'ing bastard, yes you Mr. Pappetas, and Mr. Papas, you were an asshole to my brother.) So Mornington Secondary College is one of THE shittest schools in Victoria, aside Hastings, Broadmeadows, and Westernport. And at my current school not many of the kids realise they're lucky to have a half decent school, they take it for granted and some kids bludge all the way when there's kids that want to get into the school but can't (as it's the best public shcool in the area) as it is full (I was lucky, I got in for my music)
Basically... the school didn't want him to swap (as his accounting teacher left and he was the best teacher EVER! you got smart and played xbox last week ^.^) and that his english teacher wouldn't be there (as he was not very good at english yr 7-8 and she tutored him for 4-5 years for free) but he decided not to fight it anyway. Then the new english teacher he had (oh, end of term 1 there grade was ~8weeks behind and it was an 11 week term) gave him a 17 of 30 on one of his SACs as she knew the tutor english teacher helped him (although for the actual SAC he did it solo) which was outright bs. Also, the tutor english teacher is a VCAA marker and she thought it deserved at LEAST a 25+, and she even showed it to another VCAA marker who tohught the same. ALso the b english teacher is head of english there, /sigh epic fail schoolzorz.
He's swapped and is alot happier (I think he was starting to develop depression too) except with his new maths teacher for spec maths as he doesn't turn up oftenly.
But if he hadn't swapped school his chances of doing accounting at monash (well originally melbourne but then he found out about the kwon lee do (?) scholarship) but still, that school scarred him and he may still not be able to do accounting at uni as he didnt get an exempt for a piece of sht school (I used to go there too. My maths teacher in yr 8 took us out of class occasionally to get mcdonalds, it was fine at the time but 1. He did it ILLEGALLY and 2. I learnt jack sht, I used to be really far ahead and now the kids have caught up as I havent learn anything in maths for a while. But once for a double I had a test period 1 (periods last 70 mins there) and then for period 2 me and my mate searched the ENTIRE school for them and couldn't find em then we saw em driving back in the bus from going to the beach. I hate that f'ing bastard, yes you Mr. Pappetas, and Mr. Papas, you were an asshole to my brother.) So Mornington Secondary College is one of THE shittest schools in Victoria, aside Hastings, Broadmeadows, and Westernport. And at my current school not many of the kids realise they're lucky to have a half decent school, they take it for granted and some kids bludge all the way when there's kids that want to get into the school but can't (as it's the best public shcool in the area) as it is full (I was lucky, I got in for my music)
my ninth grade math teacher was a deuche. He gave me a B- even though I aced all my work, it was because I talked to my friend. Usually teachers let you get away with it but I was in special class so needless to say there were at least three "helpers" in the room. Also he'd try to be witty, but he would just come off as smug and self-satisfied. God I hated that guy.
Mileage may vary? Seems about right, Some are hybrids that could ride all night long..(Wait, Thats filled with sexual innuendo..) And some make you want to guzzle has/huff it to get through their classes.Decoy Doctorpus post=18.71930.742492 said:
I had an Algebra teacher back in freshman year. In short...he was a dick.
I don't even know why he decided on becoming a high school teacher. He obviously hated kids and has publicly said such. I would always fantasize some disgruntled parent would storm into the classroom and gut-punch him. Just how much I hated him.
Some friends of mine once left some footlongs and tampons in his mailbox.
I don't even know why he decided on becoming a high school teacher. He obviously hated kids and has publicly said such. I would always fantasize some disgruntled parent would storm into the classroom and gut-punch him. Just how much I hated him.
Some friends of mine once left some footlongs and tampons in his mailbox.
I don't have a teacher I don't like, but my Chemistry is super-awesome, albeit dangerous. Truse story, happened today:
- "Okay, today, going with out Kinetics unit, lets see some factors that affect reaction rates. As you can imagine, liquids react fast because they can interact very quickly. (Pours one clear liquid into another, turns opaque yellow.) But gasses react even faster, although they need more activation energy. (Holds lit match up to some kind of tube attaced to a fog-filled beaker, *BANG!*, explosion pops the cork off the beaker, gives everyone in the room half a heart attack). 'kay, that was Hydrogen and Oxygen making water. I'd do more awesome chemicals, but they're not legal for Educational purposes. *laughs*
Our chemistry/physcics teacher made flame thrower...then demonstrated it in front of the class...then told us how to do it...then told us not to.
(He used a really fine poweder and blew it out a tube into a flame)
EDIT: My teacher also did the hydrgogen and oxygen explosion thing, and he charged up a leiden jar, had us all hold hands, then the end people touch the jar.
(He used a really fine poweder and blew it out a tube into a flame)
EDIT: My teacher also did the hydrgogen and oxygen explosion thing, and he charged up a leiden jar, had us all hold hands, then the end people touch the jar.
COOLEST TEACHER EVER!!!the monopoly guy post=18.71930.743092 said:
mine told us how to turn on a bunsen burner then made us wait 3 months to try it
I have two.
In elementary school (I THINK it might have been 2nd grade) I seriously, honest to God, had a black extremist teacher. She gave all the white students Cs, and gave her black students As. Seriously, you can't tell me that a black kid that talked like your typical "gangsta" could ace every single spelling test when me, a kid who was good at spelling back then, got Cs when NOTHING was misspelled on the whole test. She would just put a big fat C on my paper with no explanation why. She also treated her black students like angels who could get away with a rape-homicide, while the white students would have to stay in at recess and write lines for asking for help. I'm honestly NOT kidding. Hell, once this white kid that sat next to me was doing his work and she randomly yelled out "You have just lost your recess! You will write 'I will not talk in class' instead!" I'm one of those guys who hates it when people play the "that's racist!" card to cover up their own failures, but this woman honestly WAS racist.
The other was my science teacher in...I think 7th grade. For one, she didn't know her facts half the time, and when you corrected her, you got on her pooh-pooh list and received Ds and Us for your next four tests and constantly got into trouble for asinine or just plain nonexistent reasons. I remember once she mentioned camels and how water is stored in their hump...A common misconception, but not one a science teacher should make. When called on that one, she said "Well...they have water in the blood vessels in their hump, so I'm right."
What.
The.
Fuck?!
Yes, I'm sure a BLOOD vessel would contain water. Just like how the venom gland of a snake must store piss.
In elementary school (I THINK it might have been 2nd grade) I seriously, honest to God, had a black extremist teacher. She gave all the white students Cs, and gave her black students As. Seriously, you can't tell me that a black kid that talked like your typical "gangsta" could ace every single spelling test when me, a kid who was good at spelling back then, got Cs when NOTHING was misspelled on the whole test. She would just put a big fat C on my paper with no explanation why. She also treated her black students like angels who could get away with a rape-homicide, while the white students would have to stay in at recess and write lines for asking for help. I'm honestly NOT kidding. Hell, once this white kid that sat next to me was doing his work and she randomly yelled out "You have just lost your recess! You will write 'I will not talk in class' instead!" I'm one of those guys who hates it when people play the "that's racist!" card to cover up their own failures, but this woman honestly WAS racist.
The other was my science teacher in...I think 7th grade. For one, she didn't know her facts half the time, and when you corrected her, you got on her pooh-pooh list and received Ds and Us for your next four tests and constantly got into trouble for asinine or just plain nonexistent reasons. I remember once she mentioned camels and how water is stored in their hump...A common misconception, but not one a science teacher should make. When called on that one, she said "Well...they have water in the blood vessels in their hump, so I'm right."
What.
The.
Fuck?!
Yes, I'm sure a BLOOD vessel would contain water. Just like how the venom gland of a snake must store piss.
Well, I guess I have a fairly good school. I'm still in 7th grade, so I obviously will discover new, interesting, interesting in way of how interestingly I could kill them, teachers. One teacher I had, who sucked, remember, "sucked", was a teacher who often sent someone out, to the director etc but this year, I don't know if it's a disease, but I'm not so much of a trouble-maker anymore. But when I was, and the others were, still are, the teacher was. Wait, I actually don't know what I'm talking about. I had the WoW ad, and it was too epic, so I switched 90% of my brain to digesting it, and the rest went to writing this. Anyway, Russian teachers always suck. Since I hate Russians, Russian language, although Russian accent is pretty awesome (thanks to Niko Bellic) I hate Russian Language lessons. I have learned Russians language for 3 years, the 4th this year, and German language for 1 year, the 2nd this year, I can speak German way better than Russian. And if we have to write an essay, we always get one afternoon, or 2 to finish it. Aah, fond memories, that last to this day.
Oh and uhh, seemingly as Escapist is a mega-super-ultra-triple active forum, probably someone has already posted here before I finish this post. Anyway, my German teacher is an awesome teacher, but on the first lesson I had to go and write a directive, because I said "Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs". Sechs obviously sound like sex, and the teacher got mad that a 6th grader said sex. Well, that was pretty uncalled for.
There's the evil woman i had for 4th grade that i am entirely convinced is who kept me out of Harvard. She wouldn't tell my parents that I was in the gifted and talented class, and then i was ashamed of it for 5 yrs. she said i was bad because i was smart.
Thanks Mrs. Jillson.
Thanks Mrs. Jillson.
Everyone says that sechs sounds like sex.Fraught post=18.71930.743512 said:
In my opinion, if pronounced properly, it barely resembles sex. (Proper pronunciation: zechs)
At least, that's what those 'Logo!' books told me.
Anyway, onto the actual topic. Most of my class hate teachers because they put them in detention because they flicked a ball of paper at someone. I always thought it was fair. But apparently it's totally not fair.
But if I have to pick a teacher I never liked...
Year 7 Maths teacher. He was a general dick who's first response to someone talking was '(Enter student name here), shut up.".
He also insulted people quite a lot. Not really rude things, but he just called people things. Rather rude in my opinion.
He also read Naruto on his computer. Seriously, one time I had this stupid detention after school, I looked at his computer and I was like 'Holy sheet, he's reading NARUTO."
Thank god I don't have him now.
I've had a bunch of.... Butt-hole teachers in my life. One example is my 5th grade teacher.
Here's an example: One day, in the afternoon, A bunch of kids had to go to chorus, and since there were a whole bunch of kids gone, the remainder got a free period. I did the smart thing and started working on my homework so I could have more free time when I got home. Several other kids did the same thing. Then, my teacher realized that we were doing our homework- in School! (Oh, the Humanity!)
She and an assistant teacher took us to our math teacher(because we were doing his homework.) And all three of them gave us more homework, but I got even more work because I'm the one who started it.
Today, I still remember their words: "It's homework, it's supposed to be done at HOME."
*Sigh*
Here's an example: One day, in the afternoon, A bunch of kids had to go to chorus, and since there were a whole bunch of kids gone, the remainder got a free period. I did the smart thing and started working on my homework so I could have more free time when I got home. Several other kids did the same thing. Then, my teacher realized that we were doing our homework- in School! (Oh, the Humanity!)
She and an assistant teacher took us to our math teacher(because we were doing his homework.) And all three of them gave us more homework, but I got even more work because I'm the one who started it.
Today, I still remember their words: "It's homework, it's supposed to be done at HOME."
*Sigh*
i hate some dude who is "teaching" me cartel design and he talks funny like some sponge bob character XD... and i hate him! ¬¬ also when i was younger a fat biology teacher(female and bitter) put me on detention because i was defending my girlfriend at the time because she tried to hit her ... and then the fat teacher hit me and send whit the principal(which was a noon)