There was this Drama teacher who was universally regarded as a *****.
Her name was Ms Schaussberger, but being the clever clogs we were it quickly became Sheissberger when she wasn't present
Anyway, she once subbed for our Japanese class. That day we happened to be having a Smash Bros. Tourney in which I was competing, which was taking place during lunch, right after this period. Now since I wasn't going to have a chance to eat at lunch, it makes perfect sense that I'd want to eat beforehand. This makes even more sense in light of the fact that my teachers don't care if we eat in class or not, unless it's a science lab which has to be kept clean. What does she do? She calls me out for eating in class. She tells me to see her after class, and the following dialogue takes place:
"What were you doing?"
"Eating"
"Are you normally allowed to eat in class?"
"Yes"
*She takes a while to regain her composure*
"Well, would you like to talk to about it?"
"Not really" (Keep in mind that it is now lunchtime and if I don't hurry I'll get disqualified from the tourney)
*smug grin* "That's what I thought. Don't do it again"
I'm lucky I only got off with a warning, but it was for something I always do anyway without my real teachers giving a shit. And she threatened me with a trip to the deputy principal's for it!