Susan Arendt post=18.72254.753007 said:
It's a pretty obvious punchline. The joke is that your wife doesn't want you to embarrass her by saying the F word and talking about your johnson....so embarrass her by telling us that she likes to fart the national anthem while you have sex. See? No F word, no weiner!
Also, two pointers; Start by removing your
Anyway, let's get right to it, shall we?
and replaced it with "Alright," and then go with your opener.
So, I really don't even have anything to talk about right now. I mean, before I came here tonight I wrote a whole set of scathing political commentary making fun of Bush, but what's the point really? Making fun of Bush at this point is like kicking the shit out of a parapalegic...sure, it's funny, but what's the point?
You need to reword this entire joke, trust me. It would be a nice place for a profanity, in the beginning of your second joke, as well - instead of the forced long sentence ("So, I really don't even have anything to talk about right now") you could say something like "Anyhow, I'm pretty screwed, you know, since I sat down yesterday and wrote a whole set" - It gives the joke a more natural feel.
If you feel like using that joke, the Bush-joke, then you should pause after having said "I wrote a set of scathing political commentary making fun of Bush" and then act as if you are writing something into the air, could be with your microphone, could just be with your hand, and then just as you look up from the imaginary paper in front of you, you suddenly write something more down, and you repeat this again. This will produce laughter if done right. Then you finish the joke quickly after than, with a good punchline, or if you choose to dump the "I don't know what to say, since I had written all this useless junk" and change the joke, you can then initiate a joke about Bush, but then interrupt yourself "I'm really proud of this one, you know? Since I finally went and wrote something I knew was 100 percent original." then finish the cliché Bush joke, most likely only getting few laughs. "What? You'd heard that before!? How about this one then.." follow up with another cliché joke. This will then act as a cliffhanger, and later in your show, you say "Anyway, I just remebered this one about Bush, and this time I know you haven't heard it before!" proceed with cliché joke.
Overused cliché jokes can work, as well, if you are very energetic and enthusiatic when telling them. If they think you think it's funny, and you then suddenly lose energy/enthusiasm, and look confused if there is lack of applause and laughters, it will save the whole thing.
Also, speech errors make for great fun. For instance saying Bust instead of Bush, and proceeding with a joke about being busted for talking like an idiot.