Issues with flatmates

[Brannigan1]

Punch her. Punch her right in the head.

I lold hard

Tell her she turns you on..im sure something interesting will happen

 

[The Rockerfly]

Do a barrel roll!

Spoiler

 

[sms_117b]

Fight back with late night video games at a similar noise level.

I believe she should be familiar with all the sound effects of 'Borderlands' by at the very least the end of the week.

Do iiiiiiiiiit! Also give her a note saying you're allergic to bullshit and the only way to recover after she said she was allergic to cats is long, late gaming sessions, doctors orders.

 

[The Rockerfly]

When shes out shit in her bed

Plant some drugs in her things and then call security

I like you two, I like your answers so much

 

[kannibus]

Sorry it's not working out in your favour. I suppose the only thing left to do is to make the time you have with her an absolute HELL. "Scorched Earth" is, I believe, the technical term.

In addition to blasting out Borderlands, I would recommend finding a good recording of a battleship's main battery being fired. I found one on YouTube, cranked up my speakers and dove for cover. Did I mention that this was done at five in the morning?

Anyway, I wish luck to you with the house hunting and a 16' semi-armour piercing shell to your flatmate's nether regions!

 

[Shadowfaze]

Hehehe. FALCON.... PAUNCH!

WHAP!

 

[Valkyira]

Ask her to change or GTFO

 

[Sneaklemming]

Ask her to change or GTFO

Well I mean... I've already decided I guess...

 

[Sneaklemming]

Sorry it's not working out in your favour. I suppose the only thing left to do is to make the time you have with her an absolute HELL. "Scorched Earth" is, I believe, the technical term.

In addition to blasting out Borderlands, I would recommend finding a good recording of a battleship's main battery being fired. I found one on YouTube, cranked up my speakers and dove for cover. Did I mention that this was done at five in the morning?

Anyway, I wish luck to you with the house hunting and a 16' semi-armour piercing shell to your flatmate's nether regions!

That would be awesome