It couldn't hurt THAT MUCH.

[LostTimeLady]

Paper cuts.
Oh and getting a teeny tiny bit of dirt caught behind a contact lense or for that matter, getting an eyelash caught in your eye.
Ouch.

 

[mrkeebz]

Tongue cramp. That shit will paralyze you.

 

[BringBackBuck]

when you cross your legs and sometimes pinch your balls a little bit

That just made my eyes water a bit. That hurts in a way that women will never understand.

 

[Jackalb]

Oh you total woman! I'm sure that must have been very painful.
Someone did drop a concrete slab on my foot once, that wasn't so much fun on the plus side I didn't have to finish helping them lay there garden just lay there wailing in the sun.

 

[snowman6251]

One time I sat down too fast. Somehow my balls ended up being a cushion for my ass cheek. God damn.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

Ripping the skin juust below your finger nail... I've no idea why, but that hurts like a *****.

Really? my skin there is numb

 

[Orwellian37]

Tripping over a wayward brick only to land my head on another wayward brick.

 

[Dedtoo]

Trying (and maybe failing to) pop a pimple. Sometimes it's REALLY painful.

 

[eggy32]

Falling over forwards. Somehow from a forwards fall onto a kerb I managed to break my right wrist and sprain my left simultaneously. That was a fun day.

 

[SimuLord]

I got married. Five years of Chris Rock's routine about love on a constant loop.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

One time I sat down too fast. Somehow my balls ended up being a cushion for my ass cheek. God damn.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Not having the percosets work after surgery.... But that is a story in and of itself....

Also waking up really stiff and popping your collarbone like you'd pop your knuckles, happens to me more mornings than not

 

[Nbasa Whiteye]

Falling of a tall tree and while doing so thinking it would be a good idea to grab hold of the trunk of said tree to stop yourself. One of my more stupider moments. My chest looked like I was battling a lion for a meal.

 

[Dags90]

Falling up the stairs. Seriously, I thought I broke my tibia. It was all dented and awful looking for a few days.

 

[GrimTuesday]

Biting the side of your mouth. Why do we do it, intelligent designed my ass.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Stubbing a toe.

That's so painful, more painful that childbirth I imagine.

Nah, more painful than being sadistically tortured for 50 years.

Only 50? The KGB wouldn't be able to inflict that kind of damage given hundreds of years.

 

[eggy32]

Getting the tiniest little fragment of dirt or something in one's eyeball. My eyeball now has a microscopic scar on it that hurt like a ***** for a week or two after I got it, nobody could understand my pain.

Almost as bad as pollen in your eyes if you have hay fever.

 

[LightningBanks]

I managed to break my finger by sitting on it on a bouncy castle. I looked at it thinking, wheres the pain.

4 seconds later( in a middle of a bouncy castle with quite a lot of toddlers)

AHH FUCK FUUCK FUCK MY FINGER (repeatx10)