It couldn't hurt THAT MUCH.
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Toes stubbing and all that is painful enough.
But I once did something, that for the moment didn't hurt, but the day after was hell.
So I was at this party. I got quite drunk and chatted up this lovely young woman who suggested that we would retire to the lavatory for a little f*ck. When we got there, it was occupied. So we decided to sneak up to the upper floor, but the door at the top of the stairs was locked. At this point it was pretty much get it over with or give up. So, we proceeded to have carnal relations on top of the stairs. For the sake of being inconspicuous, we kept our clothes on. She removed her undergarments and I unzipped my fly and we let ourselves get lost in the ehm... "passion". Since I was drunk, I couldn't feel much of... the ripping of my fly against my extremity. But when I woke up the day after, my homeboy looked like he'd been through a cheese-grater. It was so painful I had trouble getting out of the house, because the jeans kept poking at him. >_<
But I once did something, that for the moment didn't hurt, but the day after was hell.
So I was at this party. I got quite drunk and chatted up this lovely young woman who suggested that we would retire to the lavatory for a little f*ck. When we got there, it was occupied. So we decided to sneak up to the upper floor, but the door at the top of the stairs was locked. At this point it was pretty much get it over with or give up. So, we proceeded to have carnal relations on top of the stairs. For the sake of being inconspicuous, we kept our clothes on. She removed her undergarments and I unzipped my fly and we let ourselves get lost in the ehm... "passion". Since I was drunk, I couldn't feel much of... the ripping of my fly against my extremity. But when I woke up the day after, my homeboy looked like he'd been through a cheese-grater. It was so painful I had trouble getting out of the house, because the jeans kept poking at him. >_<
At leat your brain still worked, most drunk people ive seen are like "heres a good spot"Nietz said:
...as i look around and 400 other people are withing a 5 meter radius
Well I remember once on a schoolday I was hurrying in order to catch the bus. I was running up the stairs and I sort of tripped on the top step but at an angle where the force of my body in the fall pushed and bent my big toe in a funny way against the step.
I figured it was just a stubbed toe, nothing special and I could get on with my day. About ten seconds later the horrible, horrible pain set in and all I could do was sit there swearing while clutching at the big toe. When I got to school I had to walk in a very funny way to stop the pain from flaring up worse, a teacher noticed and sent me home after it took about ten minutes to take off the damn sock once she asked to inspect it.
I figured it was just a stubbed toe, nothing special and I could get on with my day. About ten seconds later the horrible, horrible pain set in and all I could do was sit there swearing while clutching at the big toe. When I got to school I had to walk in a very funny way to stop the pain from flaring up worse, a teacher noticed and sent me home after it took about ten minutes to take off the damn sock once she asked to inspect it.
getting hit in teh balls. I mean, it's not like they change what they look like unless they are hit HARD but then you're more closer to dying than getting someone to feel sorry for you.
Sometimes, when I move my head, my neck will randomly start to hurt like a mother walrus. My friends always say it's just a pulled muscle or something, but I'm not so sure.
I was kneeling down to clean our glass doors and then suddenly my back just goes into massive spasms of pain. I could not get up for 2 days after that and missed Halloween because of it.
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Anyone had a urinary tract or STI test here? Anyone had a cotton bud pushed down their dick hole?
Yeah...
been there, done that, the sodding nurse took 2 swabs because the first one wasnt good enough, had to peel me of the ceiling afterwards, it was agony
Anyone had a urinary tract or STI test here? Anyone had a cotton bud pushed down their dick hole?
Yeah...
been there, done that, the sodding nurse took 2 swabs because the first one wasnt good enough, had to peel me of the ceiling afterwards, it was agony
Falling with some momentum onto gravel. Sure, it's just a scrape... a scrape that hurts like a ***** and is the entire length of your fore-arms and/or shins!
once i got my toe cutted with some shatterd glass on the beach, didnt hurt much for something like a cut. after i treated it i was asked to stand up and walk.
unfortuatly the floor wasmade out of concrete and it was very hot and i wasnt wearing any shoes or socks.
it hurted every time i too a step
also i needed a blood sample when i was 3 and the big ugly fat nurse just jammed the syringe and kinda forced it, i tried to bare the pain and i was relieved when i saw her removing the syring out of my arm. then she said that it was necessary a 2nd dose to mane an analysis. i cried before, during and after the 2nd dose
unfortuatly the floor wasmade out of concrete and it was very hot and i wasnt wearing any shoes or socks.
it hurted every time i too a step
also i needed a blood sample when i was 3 and the big ugly fat nurse just jammed the syringe and kinda forced it, i tried to bare the pain and i was relieved when i saw her removing the syring out of my arm. then she said that it was necessary a 2nd dose to mane an analysis. i cried before, during and after the 2nd dose
Hello again HG131. How are you doing? Wouldn't those people stub their victims toes as part of the torture? Also, have you ever had anything get stuck under your nail? Like a splinter or shard of glass? Yeah, that hurts and I believe has been used as a form of torture in many places. Also, I would like to add that applying MuscleRub or Icey Hot (I use those as an example b/c it's the most commonly known, different types hurt worse) to certain reproductive organs to which it should never come in contact with also hurts rather bad (It was a dare, not an accident).HG131 said:
OT: my exwife thought that the best way to get rid of blackheads was with tweezers. Also, I hate getting my eyebrows tweezed.