It is NOT the zombie apocalypse...

[Twilight_guy]

GO outside, realize you have developed agoraphobia from hiding in your bunker and reading zombie books for so long, hide in bunker and watch world slip by.

Alternately, go to the park and lay on the grass (there ain't gonna be no grass in the bleak future afterall).

 

[Dango]

Post about it on the Escapist.

 

[likalaruku]

You've got your tinned food and bomb shelter all stocked up,
your shotgun and your axe ready to go,
your escape routes and health packs on standby.

But wouldn't you know it? Just like on every other day, it's not the zombie apocalypse today. Instead it's warm and sunny, and you admit you're forced to go outside and get a life for once.

What do you do first?

Punch a tree?

 

[CatsAttackAgain]

I run to squeal and play with the piggies then devour them.

 

[Phantomess]

I've played Minecraft. They're waiting for nightfall.

 

[Fidelias]

If it's not zombies then it's gotta be revenants, duh.

Revenants are like zombie-ninjas, they are too smart to announce their presence. They'd wait for us to go back to our computers, and start posting about what we'd do and then theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


bRiAnssss pPlz.?

 

[funguy2121]

You've got your tinned food and bomb shelter all stocked up,
your shotgun and your axe ready to go,
your escape routes and health packs on standby.

But wouldn't you know it? Just like on every other day, it's not the zombie apocalypse today. Instead it's warm and sunny, and you admit you're forced to go outside and get a life for once.

What do you do first?

Call my grandfather and asked him what he did on Y2K.

EDIT: "Ask" him. I am tired, and my tongue is an asshole

 

[FalloutJack]

Go see a zombie flick.

 

[Kaymish]

I do what I do every day... try and take over the world....

 

[cameron196789]

Make my own zombie apocalypse, time to go bite people until the police take me away.

 

[tombman888]

Out.... side? whats that?

I'd just sit here on the internet until it really did happen.... and then i'd just sit here some more since i don't know how to operate a firearm, nor do i have a decent swinging arm. At least i'm in a shelter with rations right? so my hope is to survive as long as i can and wait for rescue.

 

[StormShaun]

I play the waiting game, because obviously I slept through the apocalypse and the zombies are trying to lull me into a false sense of security.

Clever bastards.

Depends. Am I wearing pants or not?

Not in my shelter.

Im scared about your shelter. (and Im clicking the button badge but NOTHING IS HAPPENING!)

Ot: Ill step outside and see what HAS happend, are there buildings, are there people, are there zombies, do I have enough food, Is there any non-radiated food, basicly see if it is alright to go outside and do if you can, but it is annoying just waiting.

 

[Havzad]

Use up all my shotgun pellets for my own amusement, break the axe in half and wedge both pieces into the wall, open all the cans of food place them all on a wooden board and throw them onto the same wall of my bomb shelter than has been fired at and ``axed``, eat the last can i was saving for lunch, take a picture of the whole thing then run to an art museum and submit it as modern art piece called `where are all the squishy mindless-ones??``

after that id probably go inside to play more dead rising 2 or the last stand-union city...

 

[Grimjo16]

I'd sit in my shelter and be sad there were no zombies.

 

[Squilookle]

I do what I do every day... try and take over the world....

Just curious but... Pinky and the Brain reference?

 

[Kevak]

Well, back to gaming/chatting for the next few hours before I have to go catch dinner.

 

[Legit101]

......................

 

[psychodynamica]

Modern society is already a Zombie Apocalypse, but there were no survivors.

*adjusts monocle

HAW HAW