It may look like a _________, but it's actually a deadly weapon!

[Doctor Glocktor]

In before something dick related.

OT:

A regular pen that turns into FROSTMOURNE DEVOURER OF SOULSSS

 

[My name is Fiction]

A cellphone thats as thin as a razor.
And for defence a hoodie thats coated in ...
*Garry Busie eyebrow raise*
TIBERIUM!

 

[PortalParadox]

It may look like a chainsaw, but it's actually a very loud back scratcher! Go ahead, try it!

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

It may look like an ordinary roll of duct tape, because it IS an ordinary roll of duct tape.
Yes, duct tape can be deadly... Anything is possible with the power of the roll.

 

[nunqual]

It looks like a condom, but it's actually a shuriken... with lasers... but you can still use it as a condom... with a little discomfort...

 

[Singularly Datarific]

It may LOOK like a Deadly Weapon, but it is actually a deadly weapon!

or

It may look like your morning pills, but they are actually nuclear devices triggered by bowel movements!

 

[JRCB]

A Sonic Screwdriver. I don't even need to disguise it.

 

[loc978]

a...

well, that or an attack pug.

...she will eat you.

 

[Hexenwolf]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Because of the way the title was cut off in the hotlinks on the side of the escapist, I thought the title of the thread was "It may look like a _______, but it's actually a deadly weasel!"

I thought this thread was going to be all about surprise weasels jumping people. I am disappointed.

 

[jcallen]

It may look like paper, but it's actually knives... A solid sheet of knives.

 

[katsumoto03]

A fleshlight that is actually a flamethrower.

Bam.

 

[Merkavar]

It may look like a pistol, but it's actually a deadly knife!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

It may look like a marble but in reality it's actually the targeting device for the World's most sophisticated orbital nuclear silo.

 

[LadyRhian]

If you could possess some kind of secret-agent-like concealable weapon, like, say, a pen that extends a knife blade, what would it be?
It can be real or made-up, silly or serious.

I think it would be handy to have an umbrella where the handle is actually a hidden sword that could be pulled out.

Your ideas?

John Steed style?

A hat that turns into a remote controlled helicopter with video camera.

EDIT: just in case you have no idea what Im talking about, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Steed

Been done, with canes, at least.

Umbrella-sniper rifle.

Top that.

Google "Georgy Markov" A Bulgarian defector shot with a ricin-infused pellet from an umbrella gun.

it looks like a large 6 sided die, but it's actually got tiny probes on it that injects milligrams of deadly poison equal to the number of the side that hits him.

so if the 6 hits him he gets 6mg inside him, if its the 2 then 2mg

See "Gyorgy Markov", above. The ricin pellet had tiny holes in it.

OT: playing card that's a shuriken.

 

[Rabid Chipmunk]

Turtle grenades. They may look like turtles, but they're actually grenades.

 

[Deleted]

An inhaler that actually shoots out poison darts.

I could take it anywhere and I would never get caught.

 

[night_tiger9]

A wrist watch with a hidden blade a la Assassins Creed.

or a pen that turns into a lightsaber.

 

[PinkiePyro]

A DSi that can shoot micro poison tipped shukins and tasers anyone other than me that trys to touch it

 

[archvile93]

What looks like an ordinary soda is actually a thermonuclear warhead.