It may look like a _________, but it's actually a deadly weapon!

[GeneralChaos]

This may appear to be an ordinary fez, but it is actually a bag (hat) of holding containing every lethal weapon known to man!

 

[Nouw]

It may look like a flashlight, but it actually shoots lasers!

Awesome post good sir!
Glasses that shoot lazers. Fuck Yeah!

And pineapples that are really grenades. Get it?

 

[Koeryn]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Because of the way the title was cut off in the hotlinks on the side of the escapist, I thought the title of the thread was "It may look like a _______, but it's actually a deadly weasel!"

I thought this thread was going to be all about surprise weasels jumping people. I am disappointed.

It may look like your shoe, but it's actually a deadly weasel!



Also: It may look like a fleshlight, but it's actually a light saber! ('Cause who's gonna think to look THERE for a deadly weapon, amiright?

It may look like a scarf, but it's really a hyper-dimensional dart launcher

It may look like a notebook, but... Okay, it IS a notebook, but I just wrote 'Deadly Weapon' on the cover, so HA!

EDIT: Goddamn fleshlight ninja'd! lawl

 

[Drakmeire]

I think everyone's forgotten about the most deadly weapon of all
http://theglowparty.co.uk/images/weasel%20ball.jpg
http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/professor-frink-picture.png
bwahhh HOWVIN! it'll kill ya!

(I hope people remember that episode)

 

[blankedboy]

That's no pencil... IT'S A SPACE STATION :O

 

[liger03]

It's I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butterbombs. Throw it at someone. When they rave about how they can't believe it isn't butter, it blows them to hell.

 

[teh_Canape]

Spoiler: this may look like a woman, but it's actually a kick-your-ass-smash-your-skull-and-eat-your-bones device

*trollface*

 

[Mr.Gompers]

A spork that's actually a creeper.

ssssssssssss-

 

[Tim_Buoy]

oh i want a cane that turns into a sword that turns into a gun that shoots more swords that explode on impact
(my mind works in very crazy ways=) or a rubix cube that turns into a nuclear device

 

[Mr Scott]

Spoiler: this may look like a woman, but it's actually a kick-your-ass-smash-your-skull-and-eat-your-bones device

*trollface*

Problem with teh ladiez canape?

 

[Tartarga]

Canebow. Its a cane that can turn into a crossbow, they'll never see it coming in a million years.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

S.D.C
Strategic. Deployable. Children.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

It may look like a flashlight, but it actually shoots lasers!

Q: How do you twin-link a Lasgun?
A: You put a laser sight on it.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

It may LOOK like an inflatable Colin Mocherie sex doll that says "We're watching animal porn!" when you pull a string on it's back.....because that's what it is.


I also have this rocket launcher disguised as a dictionary.

Or dare I call it.....a bookzooka?

Spoiler: By the way, this is Colin Mocherie. Nothing dirty, he's just an improv comedian.

Quick test to see if you're awesome: If you just laughed your ass off, then you are awesome. If you didn't, then you don't get the inside joke. But you could if you were look up "whose line is it anyway" on youtube. Beware: Clear some time before you do. It's kind of addicting.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Cookie shuriken. Dessert just got a whole lot unawesomer?

 

[Spectre4802]

Duke Insidious: It may look like a silly imitation evil moustache, but it's actually... (pulls off the fake moustache, only to reveal a real one) a real evil moustache! Ahahahahaha!

Action hero guy: Duke Insidious, you dispicable bastard!

OT: It may look like an ordinary box of tissues, but it's actually contains a concealed trigger that shoots razor sharp tissue-blades!

And they go EVERYWHERE. So, uh, watch out.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: It might look like a tree but its actually a gun!

[sub]This belongs in Forum Games methinks...[/sub]