It may look like a _________, but it's actually a deadly weapon!

[Wintermoot]

a pen that transformers in a tank with a cup holder! sadly it doesnt realy work in pen mode......

 

[Brad Shepard]

Umbrella-sniper rifle.

Top that.

Umbrella Mini nuke launcher.

Umbrella mini nuke launcher launcher

wait wait, let me get this right, your giving them a nuke launcher?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

a...

It's impossible to read that without hearing the voice in your head...
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As for me, hmmm...a bottle of Mountain Dew-gun?

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

My glasses, it can really fire lasers

 

[Frotality]

fortunately saints row has made my response a reality.

the shotgun disguised as a pimp cane.

 

[Instant K4rma]

I'll let Mr. Clooney take this one:

 

[Section Crow]

teddy bear with nukes for stuffing

 

[imnot]

It may look like a gun but its actually a fish!

Oh bugger.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

A pistol (preferably a Glock), concealed as a Bible.
Walk in dressed as a priest, BOOM HEADSHOT, leave.
(The exit of the barrel would be covered by a fake religious bookmark)

 

[MrShowerHead]

Rusty Spoon.

I carry it everywhere I go....

 

[Sonic Doctor]

a...

I'll go with knife-wrench. I'll just have to be careful with it though.

 

[General_Potatoes]

Umbrella-sniper rifle.

Top that.

Umbrella Mini nuke launcher.

Umbrella mini nuke launcher launcher

Umbrella Mini chuck norris launcher. I think I win. For now.

 

[teh_Canape]

Problem with teh ladiez canape?

not at all

(but holy shit with that one)

 

[headshotcatcher]

A fleshlight that is actually a flamethrower.

Bam.

It lights your flesh alright..
xD

 

[Ploop]

im gunna have to go with the good ol' bananna bomb.

 

[AfriXan]

A person that's actually a bomb. Oh wait... those exist.

Anyone who has seen "Goku Midnight Eye" must agree that his "eye that is actually a supercomputer that can hack anything regardless of the lack of internet connection" is the best.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I want a pair of glasses that are first of all: the correct prescription (so I can see my enemies)

Secondly: A target designator for a team of snipers (the target will think I'm just adjusting my glasses, when I'm actually marking them for death)

Failing that: Biker boots that are actually nuclear submarines full of pissed-off Russian soldiers.

 

[Peter Manning]

A gun inside a sword. Or a sword inside a sword.

 

[PureChaos]

mince pie. may look tasty but one bite and BOOM

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

A camera-phone that is actually a laser-designator. I shall take your conventional weapons and raise you an airstrike!