It may look like a _________, but it's actually a deadly weapon!

[The Paradigm]

If you could possess some kind of secret-agent-like concealable weapon, like, say, a pen that extends a knife blade, what would it be?
It can be real or made-up, silly or serious.

I think it would be handy to have an umbrella where the handle is actually a hidden sword that could be pulled out.

Your ideas?

 

[Mariakitten]

If you could possess some kind of secret-agent-like concealable weapon, like, say, a pen that extends a knife blade, what would it be?
It can be real or made-up, silly or serious.

I think it would be handy to have an umbrella where the handle is actually a hidden sword that could be pulled out.

Your ideas?

John Steed style?

A hat that turns into a remote controlled helicopter with video camera.

EDIT: just in case you have no idea what Im talking about, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Steed

 

[subject_87]

Umbrella-sniper rifle.

Top that.

 

[Raregolddragon]

Eyeware there really an Abram Tank when you unfold them the right way.

 

[KefkaCultist]

it looks like a large 6 sided die, but it's actually got tiny probes on it that injects milligrams of deadly poison equal to the number of the side that hits him.

so if the 6 hits him he gets 6mg inside him, if its the 2 then 2mg

 

[SwimmingRock]

I want a sword that's blunt, but which actually turns out to be a sheath for a slightly smaller sword. I'm not sure what this would accomplish, but it seems like fun and you said silly was acceptable.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

It looks like a cup. Little do they know it's actually a gun! (From http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 )

 

[proctorninja2]

a backpack that can become a jetpack that has missiles attached to it

 

[Omega Pirate]

I want a Keyblade.

Spoiler

 

[Hazy]

It looks like a cup. Little do they know it's actually a gun! (From http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 )

The Culock has nothing on this badboy, though.

Guaranteed to make justice as refreshing as it should be.

 

[emeraldrafael]

A book that is really just plastic explosives. Probably the shape of a bible because then it would just be cool to say, "they word of god says go to hell and detonate (after I'm a safe distance).

And the hat that oddjob wore.

Who, or brass knuckles that contain in them small hypodermic needles full of black widow and rattle snake poison so when i hit someone it injects them. Or it can be rings, since brass knuckles are kinda obvious.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Sniper Crowbar... Shit just got real

 

[jamradar]

A guitar case that turns out to be a chain gun.

*cough*Desperado*cough*

 

[General_Potatoes]

It looks like a cup. Little do they know it's actually a gun! (From http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 )

Thats not obvious at all.

Umbrella-sniper rifle.

Top that.

Umbrella Mini nuke launcher.

 

[jamradar]

Double post.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

It may look like a large machine gun, but it's actually just a sheath for a very small knife.

 

[Robert632]

Leather shoes that are really diguised rocket launchers.

 

[7|-|3 1337]

A pen that transforms into the large hadron collider