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I would ponder to myself "How the fuck am I the only survivor?"

After concluding that there has to be life elsewhere, I would begin my search for Megaton.
 

Romblen

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I would go find a standing building, get a sledgehammer, then destroy the building for no reason.
 

Kenko

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King Toasty said:
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
DOO-DOO-DOO DOO
DADADADA

That's what I'll do.
If im still alive, i'll be doing that too. Maybe we'll be doing it at the same time through some cosmic twist of fate? :D
 

Twad

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What a letdown, im still alive? I wait for the next apocalypse.. after all, there is one predicted every 10-15 years or so.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Haseo21 said:
Post about it on the Escapist. No, really, I would do that
What the heck? No one quoted me about that yet! No views? No responses? This is bullshit!

OT: I'm alone? Sweet! Time to leave a lasting memorial to humanity. I'm going to carve a giant piece of stone, writing the history of the Earth and then somehow place it on the top of Mount Everest. I might die in the process but hey, at least I died pursuing a goal.
 

TerranReaper

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> A V > A V

Cookie to the person that gets the reference (Think of a certain console that has a controller with 4 yellow buttons).

OT: Probaby just screw around before killing myself to lack of people/boredom/insanity.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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I'd jack a car.

Go to a gun club.

Steal guns 'n' ammo.

Live out the rest of my life as a frontiersman on the praries, occasionally walking around ghosttowns.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Just fuck around. Collect priceless artifacts, paint massive paintings everywhere, destroy random stuff just to see it be destroyed, read all the books I want, and just generally do stuff that I can't do in today's society. Hopefully someone else would have survived, preferably a women (what I'm a dude? I have my urges), but I would take anyone that poped up. Even without anyone I would probably be fine as I'd just wander around doing whatever I wanted.
 

Hastur 1993

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I will creat a race of super inteligent cockroaches and use them to rule over the wastes as the scavenger king.
 

ProfessorLayton

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Sad but true, if my computer and internet were still working I would check Facebook and the Escapist to see if anyone else survived.

After destroying the refresh button checking for updates, I would honestly probably grab everything I could (all the important stuff... my iPod, iPod charger, headphones, my 360/PS3/PC and all my games, clothes, acoustic guitar... you know, the important stuff) and pack it into my car and just drive. Look around, try to find food... it would be a pretty boring post apocalyptic movie.
 

SonOfStayPuft

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I'd evaluate what I could do with my life first.
I couldn't go far as there would be no Pilots to fly me to other countries.
So i'd probably just sit there playing Gears of War 1, 2 and 3 in my boxers and then make myself some Cereal, then arm myself with whatever I could incase the dead would ever rise and walk the earth.
Then play some more Xbox 360.
I'd also walk into town and loot games and a PS3.

I'd also laugh that it took a natural disaster to kill Justin Bieber and Zac Efron.

But then cry knowing my Dog and Fiancee are gone.

Especially my Dog.

A lifetime of free stuff and Masturbation? Sounds good to me!
 

Dango

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I'd probably just wander around for years trying to find someone else.
 

ultrachicken

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I'd cry.

Then play video-games.

Then loot my local safeway for food.

Then loot trader joe's.

Then play video-games.