its 2012!

[Jay Cee]

I would stand proud and shout to the heavens "I JUST WON THE GAME!"

 

[Quiet Stranger]

"At least I have my books *glasses fall to ground and shatter* IT'S NOT FAIR!"


That's what I would do

 

[Paksenarrion]

I would say
"never gonna get laid after all" and suicide

See, my first thought would be, "Are there any bodies?"

I'd make sure I can survive, first off. Get MREs from a military base, learn how to hunt, befriend as many dogs as possible to fend off other wild dogs, find a solar powered house, etc.

Then I'd just read and learn about cloning.

Either that, or dig straight down until I find diamond.

 

[Vhite]

Fuck the apocalypse, high school is behind me and thats what matters.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Have a wank

I would probably go exploring like the Vault Dweller in i.e Fallout 3.

 

[lacktheknack]

Me? The only survivor?

If I survived, you can bet eighty percent of the world did.

 

[Thedayrecker]

I head to the local library and read. I also, PROTECT MY GLASSES AT ALL COSTS!

 

[Gudrests]

Weapons then food....Weapons then food my friends...i know where the weapons are and the food should be easy...that and the island i love on there are tanks...sooooo yeahhh travel the country in a tank?

 

[Padwolf]

I would cry for a little while, then head to the nearest video game shop, get the games I wanted, head to a food shop, grab supplies, then go home and play and eventually I would check to see if anyone else survived

 

[Edavies696]

"yay i survived, HIGH FIVE GUYS!!...oh yeah thats right..SELF FIVE!

 

[Randomologist]

I'd write in big letters:

Dear martians/Xen lifeforms/blisk/other:

Hello. We've discovered nuclear weapons, and blasted ourselves into little red puddles. We made Stonehenge, the Pyramids, and we once had some nice gardens in Iraq. Then we made religious fundamentalism, political feuding and daytime TV, and kinda screwed things up. Oh and while I think of it, I hope you're wearing your bio-suit, we've earned our resistance to the bacteria here. There's probably a few Humans still kicking about: I would try shouting "jibba jabba" over and over while acting effeminate, or try looking in your Improbability drive.

Thanks for visiting, and please don't let the several tonnes of supersonic space debris hit you on your way out.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I would wake up from my dream, only to find out I'm simply in my bed and nothing is wrong. Outside of my window the world is still turning like it always has and will continue doing so for a very, very long time. I would then punch myself in the head for letting such stupid and misinformed superstitions like 'the world is going to end in 2012' get to me.

 

[imnot]

eat corpses.
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[Zenomorph]

id find the necronomicon first then make myself immortal and then ressurect everyone and then i wouldnt be alone.

 

[mr man]

At first i would set fire to things, when i get bored of that i would wander the world, but i would probably need to find a suitable vehicle.

 

[IceStar100]

I would say
"never gonna get laid after all" and suicide

Or would you. *find nearist hot girl/guy corpse and go to town.*

Shrug and then go find the most comfortable bed I could and sleep my life away. Can't rebuild or anything if as soon as I die it's worthless.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

If I'm the *only* survivor? Hmmm... well if there's anything left standing, do what I've always wanted to do.... blow a whole bunch of shit up.