It's impossible to be sexy when...

[EeveeElectro]

I'm the same with mascara. I put the tub in my mouth instead.

It's hard to look sexy when you're not me when you've just woken up or finished at work after a long shift.
When you're wiping dog muck off your shoe? XD
And when you're sat hunched over a computer

 

[Colour Scientist]

Really?
That's great!
Is it relevant to your course or is it a part time thing?

..........I meant that as a joke that I was out of a job as Reason left Off-Topic.

Though on that note, I'm applying for Work Placement right now. May end up in Dublin!

You forgot the word "of".

How long will that be for?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Sex with your socks on isn't sexy, but taking your socks off before sex is even less sexy.

 

[Fappy]

sexy snip

Fappeh pls, we know you can't get enough of this.

Deny it all you want.

Fine, if I admit it will you stop making me wear that ridiculous outfit?! I know my ass looks great in ultra-short sailor skirts, but it's really uncomfortable!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Super Sexy Snip

We all know they don't stay off the floor for very long.

You love it!

 

[Colour Scientist]

But that would be sexy, and she's not sexy.
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Mean.
I'm sexy.
I can be sexy.
I'm sure I've been sexy at least once in my life.
Maybe by accident.

 

[Casual Shinji]

It's impossible to be sexy when you're on the toilet.

Unless you're into that sorta thing.

 

[DoPo]

Xenophobia isn't sexy, guys!

Which remind me - I find it impossible to be sexy when I'm attacked by xenomorphs. I dunno the rest of you but I find the girls are less inclined to like me when aliens are trying to eat my face (or worse).

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

When you're running up a flight of stairs and you suddenly misstep and lose balance, tumbling awkwardly for a second.
When your shoelaces untie by themselves and they flail all over without you noticing.
When you suddenly slam your fingers and grin in pain in an effort to not scream.

 

[VanQ]

Just be glad you have times when you can be sexy. Not all of us have that luxury.

I literally have zero alluring features. In fact, I appear to have an aura that actively repels the opposite gender.

 

[DefunctTheory]

You can't be sexy when you sneak in on your significant other in the shower and lovingly wrap your arms around them, plant a single delicate kiss on the back of their neck, then slip, slam her into the wall of the shower, and face plant into the bowl of the toilet.

There's no recovery for that. At all.

 

[Catfood220]

Its impossible to appear to be the sexy sex God that you are when you are walking sexily down the street and catch your foot on a slightly raised paving slab, trip and stumble.

 

[krazykidd]

Sex with your socks on isn't sexy, but taking your socks off before sex is even less sexy.

I love girls with socks on during sex. It also depends on the kind of socks. Hell i go out of my way to tell my girlfriend to keep her socks on.

OT: it's impossible to be sexy when you have a runny nose.

 

[LittleBumble]

To be frank? When I am home alone, fuck everything about trying to look appealing. If I ain't leaving the house and no one important is gonna see me, I ain't even gonna bother. It's impossible to be sexy when you know you ain't got anybody to be sexy for. ;P

Aside from that: To add on to the comments about skinny jeans (which I agree with, those things are such a hassle) taking off a T-shirt. Getting it caught on stuff, the whole thing of having to cross your arms... Nothing is very sexy or graceful about it. A button up or wrap shirt on the other hand...

 

[proctorninja2]

snips

this sounds like a great time to start randomly pulling from cards against humanity, according to the cards it's apparently impossible to be sexy during a raptor attack

 

[JagermanXcell]

Xenophobia isn't sexy, guys!

Which remind me - I find it impossible to be sexy when I'm attacked by xenomorphs. I dunno the rest of you but I find the girls are less inclined to like me when aliens are trying to eat my face (or worse).

Not sure I agree with that, its pretty sexy to come across mouth to mouth to surprise second mouth scenarios.

OT:
Its impossible to be sexy whilst sneezing.
The face people make before a strong sneeze you'd think they were being possessed by Satan.

 

[Vegosiux]

I'm gonna be a little evil but...It's impossible to be sexy when you eyes are unicolor. No seriously, heterochromia is dead sexy, yum yum.

On a more serious note, it's impossible to be sexy on a Monday morning. Actually, I think all the models and movie stars should be obligated to have a picture of them waking up on a Monday morning posted somewhere.

 

[Guffe]

When brushing my teeth.
No one can be sexy when they brush their teeth.
It's just impossible!

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Sex with your socks on isn't sexy, but taking your socks off before sex is even less sexy.

I love girls with socks on during sex. It also depends on the kind of socks. Hell i go out of my way to tell my girlfriend to keep her socks on.

I feel distinctly unsexy with my socks on. Then again maybe it's just a male thing.