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The Rogue Wolf

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You can't be sexy when eating pizza. Bananas, sure; ice cream, if you work at it (and like cold things). But pizza? You're attempting to get a large, greasy food item to fit in your mouth, and you're probably going to end up with at least some of that grease on your face.
 

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Dr. McD said:
FPLOON said:
It's impossible to be sexy... when I'm not in women's clothing... Seriously, all of my male clothes are about as sexy as a cartoon horse for little girls... that's not drawn by the studio animators themselves...
I have such a pic for the purpose of (possibly, depending on your preferences) proving you wrong.
PM me later on that...

Dr. McD said:
For the record, I'm not a clopper, I just found a pic that's actually close to the show style for this kind of comment.
Hay! I don't judge... The limit to one's own personal preference is only limited to that of themselves... Who am I to place labels on those that don't want it or deserve it, according to them?

I mean, it's impossible to be sexy when laying down judgement... especially when you want to be taken seriously throughout...
 

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It's impossible to look sexy when working out as you inadvertently pull a face that makes it look like you're straining out a large poo whilst a bulldozer runs over your foot.
 

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It's impossible to be sexy when you're me.
It's impossible to be sexy when you're taking a poop.
It's impossible to be sexy when you're eating a shaworma/kebap :p

Heh, this is kinda fun :)
 

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Im not sure if this was mentioned before but.... its impossible to be sexy when you are about to let one rip... or just finished. xD
 

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Dr. McD said:
FPLOON said:
PM me later on that...
Your wish is my command, I will privately message you the link as soon as I have privacy over here.
You know where to find me...

Dr. McD said:
...forged a blade in the fires of Mount Doom, forged a gun and ammunition in the fires of Mount Doom...
I wonder which one's is the least likely to be sexy while forging in the fires of Mount Doom: The balde or the gun/ammo combo?
My bits are on the gun/ammo combo... Classic un-sexy forging process...
 

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C_sector said:
Im not sure if this was mentioned before but.... its impossible to be sexy when you are about to let one rip... or just finished. xD
So you think it's possible to be sexy during? XD
 

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Colour Scientist said:
C_sector said:
Im not sure if this was mentioned before but.... its impossible to be sexy when you are about to let one rip... or just finished. xD
So you think it's possible to be sexy during? XD
lol eww no.... i thought I implied that