It's Midnight...and there's someone outside your window

[CannibalCorpses]

I'd go piss in a bucket and then throw it at them, shouting 'it's raining!'

 

[freakymojo]

find another cardboard box.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

If I saw this outside my window I'd probably close the curtains for comical effect and then proceed to make with the shitting of pants.

Spoiler

 

[Coach Morrison]

Put my pants on my head and scream "ARE YOU READY TO SERVER THE GODS?!?"

If he answers yes, I would call the cops.

 

[renegade7]

I'd be REALLY surprised, since I live 5 stories up in a dorm building.

 

[Fijiman]

Realistically I'd probably either freak the fuck out at first and then run outside to chase the bastard off, or just skip to the chasing the bastard off.(unless it's a Minecraft Creeper, in witch case I would go out the back and try to lure it to the neighbor's house) Ideally I'd either find an LED flashlight and blind the guy or grab my little brother's bb gun and see if that doesn't scare him off. Although we usually keep the blinds closed even during the day and at night only three out of five windows that don't have blinds are easily accessible for staring through.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Well I guess he climbed up to my balcony, so I'd just stare at him for a sec and maybe flip him the bird. Then if he looks like the breaking and entering type I fetch my entrenching shovel/bigass knife or roomates and give him a walloping. There are 4 people home right now and my apartment takes all of 10 seconds to cross.

 

[chinangel]

Eh...it's probably my twin brother. So I'd tell him to get his arse in here or go home. He's actually done this to me a few times, enjoys hearing me scream :<

 

[RicoGrey]

I would ask him if he is simply trying to get his post count up high enough, to garner some respect in the community, in order to start "truly" controversial topics that are of a political nature.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Ask him how the fuck he climbed to the second floor when there is no suitable climbing apparatus near my window.
I would be scared, but that's damn impressive.
Kudos to the guy, he can have a cookie.
Then get the fuck out of my house.

 

[AgentLampshade]

It's weird seeing Slenderman on The Escapist. All my online worlds are colliding and it feels weird.

OT: It probably IS Slenderman, so naturally I'd put on my Masky mask (which I really do have. Halloween last year was awesome), go nuts and start stalking my friends.

Then receive a black eye for my troubles.

 

[wooty]

Around my area its probably either just another weed riddled chav or my ex-gf.

Either way, one of them will be getting chased with a cricket bat.

 

[DarkRawen]

Considering my room is next to the front door of the flat (on campus) I'm in, this happens all the time. They knock on my window as well, it's annoying, and because they're usually drunk at this time, they do tend to get creepy. I ignore them.

 

[Olas]

If he was outside my window that would be very strange since I don't have any windows. If I did have a window though and this happened my dogs would probably throw a shitstorm and attack him if he tried to get in.
If they don't stop him they'll at least give me time to grab my sword.

 

[zidine100]

crawl underneath the window so the guy cant see me, take of my shirt, and slowly RISE


RISE


RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

now whos creeped out.

 

[Yopaz]

I would probably get really scared. I live on the 5th floor so it takes a lot of effort to stand outside my window.

 

[MammothBlade]

*sigh* Someone dumb enough to mess with a tentacle rapist. *whips out my tools of the trade*

 

[Vicarious Reality]

If not I'll grab my pipe and look classy at him until he decides to leave.

Funniest damn post in thread

I would assume he made some kinda noise so i had a reason to open my persiennes, which are shut 99,7% of the time otherwise
Then i would grab the most powerful lamp i got standing around and blind him
If he runs away i would grab my phone and some sharp metal stick
If he does not run away i would start screaming at him

 

[Dethenger]

One of two things:

Let him in. See if I can just send him on his way or at least put us on even footing should a fight break out.

Or, stare at him unblinkingly and masturbate vigorously, just to freak him the fuck out.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

It's time to unleash my sexiest dance moves ohhhhhhh yeah baby. Actually this happened to my sister a few years back, someone was stealing the radio from our car, she did nothing. Nice job man