It's Midnight...and there's someone outside your window

[mitchell271]

I stare at him. Staring. Watching. Judging.
[small]Then I get my battle-ready Katana and walk outside with a huge toothy grin on my face.[/small]

On a related note, I'm going as the Slenderman for Halloween!

 

[DugMachine]

I've actually heard someone outside my window once. Trying to get through the bushes to break in maybe? I don't know. Damn near scared me half to death.

Open the window and pee on him because I was gonna take a piss anyways.

 

[jhoroz]

Strip naked and start making out with my TV in front of him.

 

[sunsetspawn]

Well it's midnight...and there's someone outside your window who look's really creppy what do you do phone the cops hide under you're bed or just attack him with whatever you can find i would have to say i would attack him better to be safe than sorry

You call the cops, but you have to make sure that if the perp is black you DO NOT tell the cops about his race because to claim a black guy is outside being suspicious is racist. When they ask for a description you can only mention clothing and height. Even mentioning hair could reveal the race of the perp and that, of course, is racist.

Also, you never attack until he tries to actually break in, although in many countries that could get you sued so make sure you kill the guy. A dead perp can't twist the story and own your ass later.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Well, given that I have four firearms in my 800 square foot apartment, one of which is generally on my person anyhow, I'd probably just start by phoning the police. I mean, if someone wants to burst through my second floor window, then they can be greeted by a wall of .45 ACP fire. Until then, I'd say the situation is weird enough for the police to investigate but not necessarily to start shooting.

 

[Kiyeri]

I'd be impressed as I live on the second floor of my dorm. I'd probably scream and get the entire first floor of guys to go out and beat him up. I'm sure one of them has a weapon (based on the sheer number of people posting here that they'd get their gun or their sword).

 

[Brotha Desmond]

Turn the house on them. It works on Jehovah's witnesses it'll work on him.

 

[TheAmokz]

Well THAT would be interesting, i live in 3rd floor after all.

 

[Verex]

It's probably Shia LaBeouf. But aaah, my leg, it's caught in a bear trap.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

Just grab a gun from the plethora of firearms that I have and run the bugger off.

 

[Rastien]

Ask how he got there i live in a flat on the top floor 3 storeys no ledges or anything so i would be impressed by him

Offer him a cup of tea to boot it's fucking cold at the moment!

 

[J Tyran]

Call him an ambulance, to get at my ground floor windows involves crawling through some extremely nasty thorn bushes. They rip through even the heaviest clothes like denim, think in terms of organic razor wire.

 

[Random berk]

Hmm. My room is on the 1st floor, both in my parent's house and in my own, so the guy would have had a tough time getting there. Simply opening the window in my place would send him crashing down to the concrete, but if it was my old room, then I'd open up and ask what the hell his game was. Depending on how creepy he was, I could also choose between an airsoft Glock, or mp5, or sniper rifle(all warning colours, really) a greatsword (useless indoors, and probably too cheap to be worth anything outdoors too) and a pocket knife and rock hammer, both of which could doa lot o damage in close range. So, he'd want to be on the roof with only the best intentions.

 

[Whitbane]

Slowly start undressing. Hey, you didn't state if the creeper was male or female, so best I see it is a 50/50 chance.

Better yet, close the curtains, and sleep with a really heavy iron candlestick.

 

[themyrmidon]

It's a stately raven, with such a name as Nevermore.

 

[Storm Dragon]

First, I'd wonder how he got up here.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

No point calling the police, those useless bastards. I'd just shut the curtains, grab a kitchen knife and hide under the bed, like a fucking boss.

 

[generals3]

Probably grab my airsoft replica and a knife and go look around outside and hope he isn't a burglar with a real gun.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Put on my tinfoil hat and stab myself in the hands repeatedly while shouting nonsense words like Obbie, doobie, dunkie doooooo!

I've learned that when dealing with people who are crazy, if you act crazier than they are they will generally leave you alone.