It's not a (insert series here) game without (insert nonsensical thing here)

[Heart of Darkness]

It's not a new Sonic game without a terrible script, terrible voice acting, and neon-colored woodland creatures.

There was a time when that was not true. Sadly it has passed.

Better? And yes, the older games were better. I still wasn't too fond of them, though...

 

[Daedalus1942]

It's not a metroid game without backtracking to some location you've never noticed before.

Yes, or:
It's not a Metroid game without Metroids.

Does Metroid Prime 2 count? There was 1 room with TallonIV metroids and maybe 2 dark metroids around somewhere... Oh yeah! I forgot about the title.

I believe you are thinking of echoes.

Nah... I remembered it was called echoes. I was refering to...

Spoiler

The titular 'Metroid Prime', which thrusts his presence in your face every game at the end in an asshole-ish fashion.

AKA Dark Samus.

 

[Jonatron]

It's not a metroid game without backtracking to some location you've never noticed before.

Yes, or:
It's not a Metroid game without Metroids.

Does Metroid Prime 2 count? There was 1 room with TallonIV metroids and maybe 2 dark metroids around somewhere... Oh yeah! I forgot about the title.

I believe you are thinking of echoes.

Nah... I remembered it was called echoes. I was refering to...

Spoiler

The titular 'Metroid Prime', which thrusts his presence in your face every game at the end in an asshole-ish fashion.

AKA Dark Samus.

That totally overpowered, phazon infused peice of symbiotic jelly shit...

Spoiler

(Trying to fight her without annihilator ammo is quite impractical. Always save up about 50 shots before going into the fight, or you'll rage and break your finger on a wall like I did, when the timer kills you for the fourth time.)

 

[Armored Prayer]

Its not Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath without Kane.

 

[Daedalus1942]

It's not a metroid game without backtracking to some location you've never noticed before.

Yes, or:
It's not a Metroid game without Metroids.

Does Metroid Prime 2 count? There was 1 room with TallonIV metroids and maybe 2 dark metroids around somewhere... Oh yeah! I forgot about the title.

I believe you are thinking of echoes.

Nah... I remembered it was called echoes. I was refering to...

Spoiler

The titular 'Metroid Prime', which thrusts his presence in your face every game at the end in an asshole-ish fashion.

AKA Dark Samus.

That totally overpowered, phazon infused peice of symbiotic jelly shit...

Spoiler

(Trying to fight her without annihilator ammo is quite impractical. Always save up about 50 shots before going into the fight, or you'll rage and break your finger on a wall like I did, when the timer kills you for the fourth time.)

Haha... I wouldn't know. I don't own a Wii.

 

[TPiddy]

It's not a Dragon Quest game without Metal Slimes!

 

[Vanbael]

Its not a Ratchet and Clank game without a wrench
Its not Dungeons and Dragons without Dungeons or Dragons

 

[Logic 0]

It's not a zelda game with out a princess kidnapping.

 

[Logic 0]

It's not a zelda game without zelda getting kidnapped.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

It's not a Halo game without unrealistic physics.

It's not a Gears of War game without protagonists with overdoses of testosterone.

 

[LeonLethality]

its not a star ocean game without an underdeveloped planet

 

[Jonatron]

It's not a metroid game without backtracking to some location you've never noticed before.

Yes, or:
It's not a Metroid game without Metroids.

Does Metroid Prime 2 count? There was 1 room with TallonIV metroids and maybe 2 dark metroids around somewhere... Oh yeah! I forgot about the title.

I believe you are thinking of echoes.

Nah... I remembered it was called echoes. I was refering to...

Spoiler

The titular 'Metroid Prime', which thrusts his presence in your face every game at the end in an asshole-ish fashion.

AKA Dark Samus.

That totally overpowered, phazon infused peice of symbiotic jelly shit...

Spoiler

(Trying to fight her without annihilator ammo is quite impractical. Always save up about 50 shots before going into the fight, or you'll rage and break your finger on a wall like I did, when the timer kills you for the fourth time.)

Haha... I wouldn't know. I don't own a Wii.

The original gamecube version is still worthwhile, not to mention much cheaper now.

 

[Thaius]

It's not a Final Fantasy game without cactuars...

Stupid freaking cactuars...

Actually... in FFXII, they became Cactites... so... yeah.

Yeah, but XII was different in many ways, so... yeah.

 

[GoldenRaz]

It's not a Fallout game without bugs.
It's not a Fallout game without crashes.
It's not a God of War game without anger issues.

 

[tjcross]

it's not an elder scrolls game without 5 million square miles of land that looks almost the same and 2 million people who i don't give a rats arse about.

 

[tjcross]

It's not a zelda game without zelda getting kidnapped.

umm majoras mask didn't have zelda getting kidnaped you had to save the world from being crushed by the moon

 

[LaBambaMan]

It's not a RTS game without obnoxious spamming.

 

[TPiddy]

It's not a star wars game without a wookie?