It's not a (insert series here) game without (insert nonsensical thing here)

[hermes]

It is not a God of War without an out of context sex minigame. Or without Kratos dying and going to hell.

 

[Megacherv]

It's not Ratchet and Clank without the weirdest and most awesome weapons ever imagined.

It's not Resistance without feeling like a slight disappointment that it's not as good as you thought it would be...shame really...

 

[laughing man z]

its not a streetfighter game without HADOUKEN!

its not an mmo without lag, grinding, bad animation, poor combat mechanics and nerd weddings.

its not an rpg without barrels/crates

its not a metroid game without LOSING EVERYTHING YOU ****ING STARTED WITH

its not a golden axe game without gratuitous cavewoman BOOBIES

 

[ssgt splatter]

It's not a Resident Evil game without...

...

Hold on, I have to find the Rooster Emblem hidden in the evidence locker to turn off the waterfall blocking the hidden doorway that leads to the secret facility containing the Tyrant Type-F that I have to kill with the rocket launcher I found in a Volkswagen Beetle parked outside so that I can pick-up the Pawn Key that unlocks the elevator to Sub Level A where I can find the Fuse that I can use to restore power to the maintenance tram system that will take me to the secondary facility--why the fuck does maintenance get their own tram anyway?--where I need to find the Blue, Yellow, and Red key cards which I'm sure involved those fucking Grey Tablets because why wouldn't it, and doing that of course will unlock the doors that will lead me to the storage facility, where I can get the Dual Golden Lugers that will trip the wall-mounted trap that lets me pass through to the Storage Shed where I can find the pesticide that I can use to kill the vines blocking the bridge across the chasm to Control Room B, where I can use the terminal to move the cameras and locate where the hell they left the Red Chicken Cross which I need obviously to unlock that one door that leads to the room with all those God damn Plaques, I think it's the Green Ivory Rat Plaque I need to unlock--no wait, that's the bathroom, I need the Yellow Tungsten Macaw Plaque to unlock the security blast doors that lead to the boat, where I can start my two hour ride across--GOD DAMN HUNTERS ON THE BOAT!--to the island facility where they keep the Tyrant Type-32Ts which I need to kill a couple of in order to get the Tyrant Blood Sample, which is needed by that one kinda wonky computer system to power up and produce a Tyrant Serum B which for some reason opens a door to the Briefing Room, where I can find God Damn Bats aplenty as well as the Beta Tape D-6 to play in the machine on sub level D of the main island facility after using the God damn heavy Red Valve Handle to lower the ladder that lets me climb to the surface where I can use the Surface Tram to--GOD DAMN LICKERS ON THE TRAM!--go back to the main facility where I can use the Fire Hose to put out a fire that's started in the Conference Room for some reason, which hides a block of C-4 how the fuck, which I can use to blow a hole in the wall to the Computer Terminal room because doors are for pussies, where I can use the Beta Tape to power up the terminal that will let me finish this post.

HOLE-LY-SHIT-DUDE! WOW! Did you do all this off the top of your head?! Oh, and uhh what's the differencr between a hunter and a licker?

 

[ssgt splatter]

It's not a Gears of War game without the Lancer.
Uhh, yeah I kinda cheated since this is pretty obvious but...OH FUCK YOU! *with Yahtzee accent*

 

[dstryfe]

Its not an Eidos game without me wanting my money back.

Witty, sir.

It's not a Final Fantasy game without a spikey-blond-haired prettyboy with a giant sword. Or an optional boss that's harder than the final boss.

[small]Shit; that was two and neither was nonsensical...*sad face*[/small]

 

[twistedmic]

It's not a God of War game without for to six pairs of bare tits, a hundreds gallons of spilled blood each level, a dead god and at least ten violent decapitations.
It's not a Ninja Gaiden game without enemies with unblockable attacks that take off half your health.
It's not a GTA game without running down at least a hundred people, or searching all over the city for hidden items.

 

[Gutterslime]

It's not Super Mario World without screaming at the tv

And it's not Splatter House without chainsawing fetuses (anyone know the plural of fetus)

And nor is there Ninja Gaiden without breaking your controller

 

[esperandote]

is not a silent hill game without akira yamaoka

 

[Manji187]

It's not a Resident Evil game without...

...

Hold on, I have to find the Rooster Emblem hidden in the evidence locker to turn off the waterfall blocking the hidden doorway that leads to the secret facility containing the Tyrant Type-F that I have to kill with the rocket launcher I found in a Volkswagen Beetle parked outside so that I can pick-up the Pawn Key that unlocks the elevator to Sub Level A where I can find the Fuse that I can use to restore power to the maintenance tram system that will take me to the secondary facility--why the fuck does maintenance get their own tram anyway?--where I need to find the Blue, Yellow, and Red key cards which I'm sure involved those fucking Grey Tablets because why wouldn't it, and doing that of course will unlock the doors that will lead me to the storage facility, where I can get the Dual Golden Lugers that will trip the wall-mounted trap that lets me pass through to the Storage Shed where I can find the pesticide that I can use to kill the vines blocking the bridge across the chasm to Control Room B, where I can use the terminal to move the cameras and locate where the hell they left the Red Chicken Cross which I need obviously to unlock that one door that leads to the room with all those God damn Plaques, I think it's the Green Ivory Rat Plaque I need to unlock--no wait, that's the bathroom, I need the Yellow Tungsten Macaw Plaque to unlock the security blast doors that lead to the boat, where I can start my two hour ride across--GOD DAMN HUNTERS ON THE BOAT!--to the island facility where they keep the Tyrant Type-32Ts which I need to kill a couple of in order to get the Tyrant Blood Sample, which is needed by that one kinda wonky computer system to power up and produce a Tyrant Serum B which for some reason opens a door to the Briefing Room, where I can find God Damn Bats aplenty as well as the Beta Tape D-6 to play in the machine on sub level D of the main island facility after using the God damn heavy Red Valve Handle to lower the ladder that lets me climb to the surface where I can use the Surface Tram to--GOD DAMN LICKERS ON THE TRAM!--go back to the main facility where I can use the Fire Hose to put out a fire that's started in the Conference Room for some reason, which hides a block of C-4 how the fuck, which I can use to blow a hole in the wall to the Computer Terminal room because doors are for pussies, where I can use the Beta Tape to power up the terminal that will let me finish this post.

You sir, have magnificently "captured the essence" of PSX era Resident Evil.... GOD DAMN DOBERMAN PINCHERS IN THE TERMINAL ROOM!

 

[Ryuk2]

its not a JRPG game without you being the "only one" that can save the world

that's every rpg game....even the table top versions.

It's not a game anymore without you being the only who can do that. Even HL2 or Halo.

It's not a Gothic game without bugs, that help you kill anything by staying on high ground or making them kill themselves.

 

[Mr. Squee]

A metal gear game without a Box

A valve gave without greatness

Two words: Blue Shift

Actually Blue Shift and Opposing forces was made by Gearbox, not Valve

 

[Gariom]

It's not Tekken without boobs, a lot of boobs.

 

[DYin01]

It's not a Resident Evil game without...

...

Hold on, I have to find the Rooster Emblem hidden in the evidence locker to turn off the waterfall blocking the hidden doorway that leads to the secret facility containing the Tyrant Type-F that I have to kill with the rocket launcher I found in a Volkswagen Beetle parked outside so that I can pick-up the Pawn Key that unlocks the elevator to Sub Level A where I can find the Fuse that I can use to restore power to the maintenance tram system that will take me to the secondary facility--why the fuck does maintenance get their own tram anyway?--where I need to find the Blue, Yellow, and Red key cards which I'm sure involved those fucking Grey Tablets because why wouldn't it, and doing that of course will unlock the doors that will lead me to the storage facility, where I can get the Dual Golden Lugers that will trip the wall-mounted trap that lets me pass through to the Storage Shed where I can find the pesticide that I can use to kill the vines blocking the bridge across the chasm to Control Room B, where I can use the terminal to move the cameras and locate where the hell they left the Red Chicken Cross which I need obviously to unlock that one door that leads to the room with all those God damn Plaques, I think it's the Green Ivory Rat Plaque I need to unlock--no wait, that's the bathroom, I need the Yellow Tungsten Macaw Plaque to unlock the security blast doors that lead to the boat, where I can start my two hour ride across--GOD DAMN HUNTERS ON THE BOAT!--to the island facility where they keep the Tyrant Type-32Ts which I need to kill a couple of in order to get the Tyrant Blood Sample, which is needed by that one kinda wonky computer system to power up and produce a Tyrant Serum B which for some reason opens a door to the Briefing Room, where I can find God Damn Bats aplenty as well as the Beta Tape D-6 to play in the machine on sub level D of the main island facility after using the God damn heavy Red Valve Handle to lower the ladder that lets me climb to the surface where I can use the Surface Tram to--GOD DAMN LICKERS ON THE TRAM!--go back to the main facility where I can use the Fire Hose to put out a fire that's started in the Conference Room for some reason, which hides a block of C-4 how the fuck, which I can use to blow a hole in the wall to the Computer Terminal room because doors are for pussies, where I can use the Beta Tape to power up the terminal that will let me finish this post.

You wrote all that stuff, and no one replied to you. Well man, I'll give you some recognition. That was funny.

Edit: Nevermind, I missed a post.

 

[A Weary Exile]

It's not a Silent Hill game without having to use the Sword of Hakmush and the Medallion of Cerberus to open a janitor's closet.

 

[Phase_9]

It's not a Mario game without porn star mustaches, a bimbo princess, and barely repressed homo eroticism (or homo-phobia, if you're talking about the older games)

 

[NinjaSkills]

It's not a Devil May Cry game without Dante getting impaled.

What about DMC2

OT: It's not a Devil May Cry game w/o bad ass cutscenes

 

[okogamashii]

It's not a Neverwinter game without an undead problem.