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Divine Miss Bee

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well, i had one. her ex got cancer, so she rushed back to the sickie's bedside, then tried to come back to me when everything turned out okay. still shaking that one off...
 

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I was once given pretty much all the reasons in the book. Actual reason? I was her first boyfriend, and since dating me she noticed that other guys were noticing her and wanted to play the field a bit. Took me a year to find that out.
 

merc hunter

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Easy, My ex said her parents were divorcing and she wanted space, no biggie all good, turns out that no they are perfectly happy she was just too gutless to actually break up.
 

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Towards the end of a first date, a girl actually said she didn't want to see me again because she thought I was too nice and wouldn't treat her badly enough. I'm not sure if she was serious and batshit crazy or this was idea of humor. She went on to describe all the qualities she liked in her men and painted a pretty vivid and dark picture.

I was like... okie dokie... take care?

lol. That was years ago and I still remember.
 

NotAPie

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Her: It's over
Me: What WHY?
Her: Because I made a mistake.
Me: No you didn't, you found out I was going to go out on a date with someone else and then cried for me to come back for you just so I would stop the date and go out with you.
Her: ....*hangs up*
Me: ....*****.
 

chozo_hybrid

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Infinite Betsy said:
chozo_hybrid said:
She cheated on me and told me it was my fault for not being there, we had been together a year, moved in for a month and she was never home and always with her mates that she didn't want me to meet from her new workplace.
That sucks. I really hate people who do that. I mean, if you have an issue in a relationship, how about actually saying what your problem is and working it out instead of cheating behind someone's back? I just don't understand it. Also, when someone wants to break up, they need to man-up and be respectful about it. Don't blame it all on the other person.

Sounds like you're a lot better off without her.
Yeah I was, that was almost 3 years ago, my most recent break up went a lot better... For her anyway ^^; She was nice about it though.
 

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Me, well she said she didn't want to be in a relationship at the moment... ...what happened? well she was in another one 6 days later... Never got no know the "real" reason, if there was one...
 

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As I sit and think about it, I did all the leaving previously. And I am sure there were plenty of terrible semi-excuses for leaving many of these girls, most of the time I had grown bored and wanted to move on. (Prior to my fiance I had a max of two months. She's got me for three years and counting till one of us dies... actually she says until we both die... she's probably right...)


Except for one girl who decided we should just be friends after I had to travel two hours, buy her flowers, and take her out to dinner on Valentine's Day. That wasn't a bad excuse I suppose, but she could've done it over the phone and saved me the trip...
 

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Chancie said:
The one boyfriend I have had broke up with me because he'd met a girl online over World of Warcraft that he insisted he had fallen in love with.
They had talked and played together for a week and a half. She lived in Pennsylvania, we're in Colorado.

World of Warcraft. For a week and a half. Living on opposite sides of the US.

Uh...yeah...
You young miss win or lose whichever you deem more appropriate.

I got dumped for pre-emptively cheating. Because my band had started to generate more local interest my girlfriend assumed I would end up cheating and dumped my ass - I've been single since so shows what she knows.
 

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Chancie said:
The one boyfriend I have had broke up with me because he'd met a girl online over World of Warcraft that he insisted he had fallen in love with.
They had talked and played together for a week and a half. She lived in Pennsylvania, we're in Colorado.

World of Warcraft. For a week and a half. Living on opposite sides of the US.

Uh...yeah...
Seems to me they had a.........crafty World!


okay, that was stupid.

OT: i never had an in depth relationship (Getting close!) so i was never broken up with
 

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I didn't pay enough attention to her. Hilarious because she was the one that made it hard for me to contact her, and I still tried.
 

Vitor Goncalves

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I as dumped and also dumped people before. Hope I never have to do it again, as I am in a very happy relationship at the moment, the happiest of all to be honest.

One reason I got dumped once was because she wanted to marry asap and we were both just 19, without our courses finished and jobs.

I dumped once also in response to a "I think we need sometime". My answer: "How about a lifetime away from eachother!"
 

Vitor Goncalves

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GL2814E said:
As I sit and think about it, I did all the leaving previously. And I am sure there were plenty of terrible semi-excuses for leaving many of these girls, most of the time I had grown bored and wanted to move on. (Prior to my fiance I had a max of two months. She's got me for three years and counting till one of us dies... actually she says until we both die... she's probably right...)


Except for one girl who decided we should just be friends after I had to travel two hours, buy her flowers, and take her out to dinner on Valentine's Day. That wasn't a bad excuse I suppose, but she could've done it over the phone and saved me the trip...
Maybe she was feeling needy and still wanted to feel flattered by your romanticism towards her :)
 

Eliam_Dar

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worst one I suffered, "My father don't let me date someone from the provinces" (Yeah, incredible)
 

GL2814E

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Vitor Goncalves said:
GL2814E said:
As I sit and think about it, I did all the leaving previously. And I am sure there were plenty of terrible semi-excuses for leaving many of these girls, most of the time I had grown bored and wanted to move on. (Prior to my fiance I had a max of two months. She's got me for three years and counting till one of us dies... actually she says until we both die... she's probably right...)


Except for one girl who decided we should just be friends after I had to travel two hours, buy her flowers, and take her out to dinner on Valentine's Day. That wasn't a bad excuse I suppose, but she could've done it over the phone and saved me the trip...
Maybe she was feeling needy and still wanted to feel flattered by your romanticism towards her :)
Perhaps, then again I would've preferred to not have wasted the time and money.... Oh well, Cest la vie huh?
 

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Aylaine said:
triggrhappy94 said:
I've gotten "this is too awkward" on the FOURTH DAY of the relationship. She asked me out too. She had her eyes on some other guy the whole time too.
That sucks. I'm sorry. A lot of people can't make up their minds on how they feel it seems...
I feel your pain, My ex was ALWAYS hanging out with other guys, more than me even.
 
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Bradd94 said:
Irridium said:
People don't break up with me.

I break up with them.
That came across as really really douche-y.
Maybe because I pictured it something like this.
(Looking down at enemy) People don't break up with me.
(Puts on raybans, pops collar) I, break up with them.
(Cue explosion and casual walk off)

but, thats beside the point
Really? I was kind of going for a Caruso-type thing. With The Who and all.