It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice!

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teqrevisited

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The windows are wide open so that the wind from the fields goes straight through. The side effect being that I can barely see and every few minutes I'm incapacitated by fits of sneezing.

I wouldn't mind the heat and the general allergy to all things green usually but the fridge decided it had had enough too. Now we're having to keep the milk in the freezer. How is an Englishman supposed to make a proper cup of tea when the fridge refuses to co-operate? It's a bloody outrage.

On top of all that I got sunburnt on my arms and legs concreting the foundations for a shed, so now I'm walking around like some kind of half-man half-lobster thing.

Well at least I still have things that I can complain about.
 

Theminimanx

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I was in London last week. Unfortunately, the school didn't let me sit around on a terrace all that often. The weather is great back here in the Netherlands too, so I should probably get off the internet and enjoy it.
Daystar Clarion said:
Are you bloody joking?

It's hot out there, you know.

And I'm not on holiday abroad, therefore I can't deal with this kind of heat.

*Sips tea*

Quite
Good idea, I should get myself some Ice Tea. Or is that considered some form of blasphemy in the UK?
 

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Theminimanx said:
I was in London last week. Unfortunately, the school didn't let me sit around on a terrace all that often. The weather is great back here in the Netherlands too, so I should probably get off the internet and enjoy it.
Daystar Clarion said:
Are you bloody joking?

It's hot out there, you know.

And I'm not on holiday abroad, therefore I can't deal with this kind of heat.

*Sips tea*

Quite
Good idea, I should get myself some Ice Tea. Or is that considered some form of blasphemy in the UK?
No, no, no, more like abject heresy really.
 

Hazy992

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It's too bloody hot! My room's like a furnace. Then the moths came...
 

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Scotland wasn't meant to be this hot. We're not suited to basking in sunlight. It's unnatural.

Also, a pigeon flew into my flat yesterday though the perpetually wide-open windows, panicked and proceeded to crash into walls, doors, knock everything over, and generally make a mess. There were feathers fucking everywhere. Not cool.
 

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I'm wondering where the hell the traditional welsh weather has gone. its unnatural not seeing a rain cloud in the sky in wales. And the heat is unbearable for me and my friends as we all sport beards and aproximatly 1 1/2 feet of extra hair and wear black.
 

Hazy992

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Daystar Clarion said:
Hazy992 said:
It's too bloody hot! My room's like a furnace. Then the moths came...
I fucking hate summer -_-

It's not natural, I tells ya!
At times like this I can see the appeal of places like Siberia
 
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Hazy992 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Hazy992 said:
It's too bloody hot! My room's like a furnace. Then the moths came...
I fucking hate summer -_-

It's not natural, I tells ya!
At times like this I can see the appeal of places like Siberia
I mean, how cold can it be?

Just put a thicker jumper on and you'll be fine.

Maybe even 2 pairs of socks if it's really cold.
 

Hazy992

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Daystar Clarion said:
Hazy992 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Hazy992 said:
It's too bloody hot! My room's like a furnace. Then the moths came...
I fucking hate summer -_-

It's not natural, I tells ya!
At times like this I can see the appeal of places like Siberia
I mean, how cold can it be?

Just put a thicker jumper on and you'll be fine.

Maybe even 2 pairs of socks if it's really cold.
Exactly! And it's still better than a furnace!
 

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This is the only time the country is at the Perfect Temperature apart from a freak 2 weeks in March where a spanish flume sucks all the warm weather from the continent. We should enjoy it for all it is worth.

People who like the cold aren't really people. They're some kind of otherkin.
 

Waaghpowa

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Hazy992 said:
It's too bloody hot! My room's like a furnace. Then the moths came...
Get a portable AC, it's what I did when our central air broke last year and my dad refused to get it fixed :D

Kinda had to get it too, my PC is a huge source of heat.
 

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SomeBrianDude said:
Scotland wasn't meant to be this hot. We're not suited to basking in sunlight. It's unnatural.

Also, a pigeon flew into my flat yesterday though the perpetually wide-open windows, panicked and proceeded to crash into walls, doors, knock everything over, and generally make a mess. There were feathers fucking everywhere. Not cool.
Similar thing happened to me once, then the cat preceded to catch, kill then leave in a bloody pulp of a mess on our kitchen floor. The best part was then when my dad through it onto my cousins lap, she screamed then hilarity ensued :D
 

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Well, celebrating the holiday weekend with barbeque and drinks! As for the weather, I was made for the heat, keep my house at 80F (or 27C for you crazy Celsius fans out there). We could use the rain though, as everything here is REALLY dry, and the lawn is starting to feel the effects.

Come on, who really wants to put more clothes ON? You know you really, REALLY wanna run around naked. It's quite fun!
 

Hazy992

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Waaghpowa said:
Hazy992 said:
It's too bloody hot! My room's like a furnace. Then the moths came...
Get a portable AC, it's what I did when our central air broke last year and my dad refused to get it fixed :D

Kinda had to get it too, my PC is a huge source of heat.
Think I might just lie in a bathtub full of ice
 

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You know what I've been doing during this lovely hot weather?

I've been sitting inside playing Arkham City and only going out at night.
Even so, it's still too damn hot. Fuck the sun and it's ability to make me sweat. I don't get this wet in the damn rain. I had to change my shirt 3 times yesterday. I want mild weather back!
 

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Shanicus said:
Wait, how hot is it in Britain at the moment? If you say anything below 30 degrees I'm officially banning your country from Summer. That's still jumper weather, not barbeque weather. Barbeque weather starts at around 38 degrees.

Though when It does get 'hot' in a country that has a proper summer, I tend to just laze around the house or do gardening. Occasionally go out and walk/meet up with mates for some drinks.
[sub]That's mainly because my laptop overheats in the summer... stupid European piece of crap...[/sub]
38 degrees in this country you must be joking our government would have declared a national emergency by that point.