It's the Law!

[silversnake4133]

Hey guys, quick discussion question: what do you guys think should be made into a law? It can be a law of nature or a law of man.

I'll start things off with a proposed law of nature:

Stinkbugs should neither be able to fly, nor live beyond two weeks. Granted, I don't mind bugs so much, but I just can't stand stinkbugs. These creatures are a prime example of a natural freeloader. They contribute nothing to the ecosystem in which they live, and they are a major annoyance to homeowners all year round. Oh, and nothing (that I know of) is a natural predator to these creatures.

They're like the creepers in Minecraft without the entertainment value.

(Sorry if this has been done before in a more recently established thread.)

 

[Canid117]

I just had to.

 

[martianman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el9HLnMLN90

Protip: If you think something should be a law, it probably shouldn't be.

 

[Giest4life]

My Little Pony should be declared manly, so that I can watch it and see what all the hype is about.

EDIT:

Realistic: Theres only one thing I would like to make a international law. If you do not like your country, you have the right to stfu and leave.
Would solve soo many problems. All these people whining about how women and homosexuals are treated in the middle east, well, they have the right to call a embassy and be safely escorted out of the country.
Would be interesting to see what happens to those places if like 90% of the females just get up and leave.

Unrealistic: Agreed, magic. I wanna fart fireballs dammit! And not just when I eat Indian food.

Not liking an aspect of your country is not the same as not loving your country. Please do not conflate the two sentiments.

 

[Tiger Sora]

All films with a budget above 10 million now must be presented before me for approval. It's the law!

 

[Retosa]

Man made Law: Anyone who physically abuses, rapes, mollests, or otherwise causes excessive harm to another shall be executed.

Natural Law: Damn, ninja'd on magic. So, instead, chakras are real, and intensely powerful. Physical, mental, and spiritual energy are able to be manipulated and controlled (No, not like Naruto), and can be used in many practical ways. Awesome.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Law of nature? Make magic real! I always wanted to be a mage =D

your a wizard....fagotto.

You just called him a piece of wood... in Italian. As insults go... *shrug*

OT: Every year, from July to May, there should be a hunting season. The choice is yours: Labour front benchers, investment bankers, estate agents, members of the Upper House & reality TV 'stars'. Oh and Simon Cowell.

 

[SckizoBoy]

i was just saying his name lol.

Oh... woops! In that case... I wonder if he plays the bassoon...

Random thought...

OT: Can we please make it permissible to egg No. 10? No takers?

 

[FalloutJack]

Stinkbugs should neither be able to fly, nor live beyond two weeks. Stink bugs should not live.

Law amended. Court is adjourned.

 

[Quaxar]

My Little Pony should be declared manly, so that I can watch it and see what all the hype is about.

You let your life be dominated by stereotypes!
And to be OT: That should be against the law!

 

[lee1287]

ninjad by second post. Rob Schneider ftw. Law, erm, every country shouldhave a extradition treaty. Im nt sure why some dont...

 

[Neuromaster]

Natural law: Acts of stupidity shall be painful in direct proportion to the degree of stupid.

 

[badgersprite]

I'm just going to leave this here.

http://www.theonion.com/video/law-prohibits-nations-shawnas-from-using-tanning-b,19986/

 

[Simskiller]

Ticks and mosquito's should just DIE.

Captcha: and assintin

and captcha want's assintin to die as well whatever that is.