Its the zombie apocalypse what weapon do you choose

[rosemystica]

Cast-iron skillet.

Won't bend or break very easily, it's pretty easy to swing around, and you can get a very wide model for more efficient face-smashing.

Alternatively, a crowbar.

 

[loc978]

50 Cal Anti Material rifle, one shot could take out 5-8 zombies. I'd destroy them.

If you would like to know more about said rifle:

...you could only take out that many zombies in a single shot if you were firing into a crowd... if you were facing a crowd large enough to make that rifle efficient in terms of kill:ammo weight used, and you weren't running away, I pity you.

Yea but say imagine a high-rise building, with multiple adjsent buildings for an easy escape route. Sit on the second floor and remove all the first to second floor stairways and access.
Stock up on mutiple months of food supply with 10,000 rounds, (maybe a second rifle for backup) and spare parts for the rifle. Bang, sorted, let those hordes come get me.

You'd still be better served by a smaller-caliber rifle. How do you expect to take out more than one or two targets per shot firing from a second-story window? At that angle of fire, most of the round's energy would be expended into the ground.

 

[Ima842]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7186/xm261rv8.jpg
'nuff said

What about when your 30 rounds are spent? You ducktape a butterknife on the end?

Butterknife? pfff you tape this
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KkCXXWxBzdQ/TS3zKGwQRmI/AAAAAAAAEUc/OfOaVfr1xjI/s1600/machete+gerber+gator.jpg
i understand you are joking but you can hit zombies with the one end.

 

[blindthrall]

Steamroller

 

[Cazza]

Teeth

Nom nom nom Brainsssss

 

[Funky Flump]

The Skull Hammer from LoZ The Wind Waker! And a fairy in a bottle just incase, Id go hide under grandmas house where the 100Rupee (or 200? Its orange for sure, I think silver is 200) is located!

 

[smartengine]

Here is my weapon of choice.

Mad Max much?

OT: For some reason I love those P90s

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Erm I'm not sure In those zombie dreams, that I'm sure every gamer has, I usually utilise stealth, running and hiding and a really sharp axe when I have too. I'm not sure what that says about me lol.

In event of the zombie apocalypse my sister is the fit one, my brother in law is the mechanic and weapons guy (ex military) and I'm computer tech. It's all been planned No zombie is getting my cute baby neice! Rawr.

 

[Ashendarei]

Space Marine Power Armor ...

Yeah, lets make THAT happen

 

[lordlillen]

tengen toppa gurren lagann, its going to be hard killing someone about a billion times there size... seariously i throw universes as weapons.
http://images.wikia.com/gurennlagann/images/5/5f/TengenToppaGurren-LagannMECH.jpg

EDIT: actually the tengen toppa gurren lagann is more then we can count times the size of a zombie/human
in short i win.

 

[Super Six One]

50 Cal Anti Material rifle, one shot could take out 5-8 zombies. I'd destroy them.

If you would like to know more about said rifle:

...you could only take out that many zombies in a single shot if you were firing into a crowd... if you were facing a crowd large enough to make that rifle efficient in terms of kill:ammo weight used, and you weren't running away, I pity you.

Yea but say imagine a high-rise building, with multiple adjsent buildings for an easy escape route. Sit on the second floor and remove all the first to second floor stairways and access.
Stock up on mutiple months of food supply with 10,000 rounds, (maybe a second rifle for backup) and spare parts for the rifle. Bang, sorted, let those hordes come get me.

You'd still be better served by a smaller-caliber rifle. How do you expect to take out more than one or two targets per shot firing from a second-story window? At that angle of fire, most of the round's energy would be expended into the ground.

I have time and mutiple angles to shoot from. I could drag them to one building before making a quick hop over to another building(via the roof) putting them at more of a distance which would reduce the angle of fire (a second floor is not that high) resulting in more hits with a single shot, zombies are sqwishy the 50 cal will tear most of them apart rendering them a minimal threat with some even being killed. Lower calaber sniper rifles will have to be all killshots to have best effect, even if you missed with a 50. you'd tear the one next to it up, lower calabler would just be wasted.

 

[NightHawk21]

50 Cal Anti Material rifle, one shot could take out 5-8 zombies. I'd destroy them.

If you would like to know more about said rifle:

...you could only take out that many zombies in a single shot if you were firing into a crowd... if you were facing a crowd large enough to make that rifle efficient in terms of kill:ammo weight used, and you weren't running away, I pity you.

Yea but say imagine a high-rise building, with multiple adjsent buildings for an easy escape route. Sit on the second floor and remove all the first to second floor stairways and access.
Stock up on mutiple months of food supply with 10,000 rounds, (maybe a second rifle for backup) and spare parts for the rifle. Bang, sorted, let those hordes come get me.

You'd still be better served by a smaller-caliber rifle. How do you expect to take out more than one or two targets per shot firing from a second-story window? At that angle of fire, most of the round's energy would be expended into the ground.

I have time and mutiple angles to shoot from. I could drag them to one building before making a quick hop over to another building(via the roof) putting them at more of a distance which would reduce the angle of fire (a second floor is not that high) resulting in more hits with a single shot, zombies are sqwishy the 50 cal will tear most of them apart rendering them a minimal threat with some even being killed. Lower calaber sniper rifles will have to be all killshots to have best effect, even if you missed with a 50. you'd tear the one next to it up, lower calabler would just be wasted.

Uhm. If its a highrise, the only way you would hit more than 1 zombie with a single shot is if you they were like 1000m from your building. You gotta think of angles here. And also, while your gun might be strong, its heavy doesn't have a lot of ammo, and quite frankly is a pretty shitty gun when you're talking about shouting people. Also were are you gonna get 10,000 rounds and a couple months of non-perishable food.

My choice. A mother fucking car and drive to the marina and get me a bitchin yacht. Then sail to the Caribbean

 

[rwege]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7186/xm261rv8.jpg
'nuff said

What about when your 30 rounds are spent? You ducktape a butterknife on the end?

Butterknife? pfff you tape this
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KkCXXWxBzdQ/TS3zKGwQRmI/AAAAAAAAEUc/OfOaVfr1xjI/s1600/machete+gerber+gator.jpg
i understand you are joking but you can hit zombies with the one end.

mmmmm Saw-ey

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Gurren lagann Nuff said.

 

[loc978]

50 Cal Anti Material rifle, one shot could take out 5-8 zombies. I'd destroy them.

If you would like to know more about said rifle:

...you could only take out that many zombies in a single shot if you were firing into a crowd... if you were facing a crowd large enough to make that rifle efficient in terms of kill:ammo weight used, and you weren't running away, I pity you.

Yea but say imagine a high-rise building, with multiple adjsent buildings for an easy escape route. Sit on the second floor and remove all the first to second floor stairways and access.
Stock up on mutiple months of food supply with 10,000 rounds, (maybe a second rifle for backup) and spare parts for the rifle. Bang, sorted, let those hordes come get me.

You'd still be better served by a smaller-caliber rifle. How do you expect to take out more than one or two targets per shot firing from a second-story window? At that angle of fire, most of the round's energy would be expended into the ground.

I have time and mutiple angles to shoot from. I could drag them to one building before making a quick hop over to another building(via the roof) putting them at more of a distance which would reduce the angle of fire (a second floor is not that high) resulting in more hits with a single shot, zombies are sqwishy the 50 cal will tear most of them apart rendering them a minimal threat with some even being killed. Lower calaber sniper rifles will have to be all killshots to have best effect, even if you missed with a 50. you'd tear the one next to it up, lower calabler would just be wasted.

You'd be surprised just how much tissue damage a 7.62 NATO can do, and how many human targets one can go through. Also, they weigh less than 20% what a .50BMG cartridge weighs... not to mention the weight of their respective rifles (30lbs for the .50, average around 11lbs for a 7.62 battle rifle --unloaded--). So, any shot you take that kills or disables fewer than 6 zombies would be wasted potential, not to mention all the holes you're making in the pavement... and lugging around a Barrett would get tiring, especially if you're leaping between buildings (think of it like this: an M249 SAW weighs 23lbs unloaded, and some infantrymen complain about the weight even just on long marches).
...and the second floor of a building really does make a pretty steep angle for anything less than 100m away. Considering you'd most likely be the only human around for quite a ways, you'd probably wind up with zombies all clustered close to your small group of buildings. If you're lucky, you might kill one and disable two on an average shot.

 

[natster43]

Famas with infinite amount of Drum Mags.

 

[ssjsuperman]

Not nearly as big as ttgl but he can get the job done.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5838/27032267.jpg

 

[Ampersand]

A always, i'm sticking with a zanbato.....and not just because I hate horses.

 

[lordlillen]

Gurren lagann Nuff said.

...erhm... i dont think it counts as having the same post but i allready wrote tenga toppa gurren lagann still i win because my mech is about a billion times bigger then you mech HA.

 

[monkey_man]

a Fire Axe, or a nice knive. Don't think carrying a shotgun and ammo around will last for long