The Monty Python route: chased by beautiful people wearing very little until I stumble off a cliff to my demise. only I'd replace the busty women with twinkish men.
It's time to die
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Well old age and my true love at my side, HA! But for a less excellent fate but still cool, have all the terrible people in the world-rapists murderers, the typical bad people-get any guns or long range weapons taken away from them, and then fight them all with a katana.
old age, either yuki-chan or Holly-Chan, they're so similar, never any drama but a deep down warmth and amazing intelligence.
Hmm, I have to debate between filling a swimming pool with Jell-O mixture, and then shoot a shotgun while sitting in it, and the kickback sending me into the Jell-O where I would suffocate on sweet, sugary goodness or...
Something honorable, like... being killed by a street gang who would then be charged with first degree murder.
Something honorable, like... being killed by a street gang who would then be charged with first degree murder.
I request that I am strapped to a missile and launched at the moon, I will also have a tape recorder attached to me so that I can listen to Daniel Tosh while I speed through space maniacally laughing as I burst upon the moon, then at night people can look up at the big empty space in the sky and know how much of a boss I am.
I want to be put into a LARGE pit, I'm in the centre with four machine gun placements placed in different directions. At the end of each of the walls, there is a door. Inside are countless criminals, all carrying swords (All sentenced to death). I sit in the centre, and have my machine guns around me, ready to blast off anyone. (Not unlimited ammo, that would be boring) They are supposed to rush me, (Whoever kills me is pardoned) and I gun them down. I am also armed with a shield and axe (Preferably hand axe, and a bunch, I know how to wield/throw them), as well as a flamethrower. And then, let the fun begin.
A big standoff. Me and my friends must all die with me. We will approach a line of soldiers, and we will all draw our pistols at the same exact time and begin firing. If I am the last one standing overall, I will shoot myself. If me and another friend live, they must kill me. If me and one soldier are remaining, I will be put onto my knees and shot through the back of the head.
I would be at the end of a hall with the word CATCH! writen on the wall. Spears would then be thrown at me. I would die like a man.
A bigass sword fight between myself, Samuel L jackson and ten other fully naked female assassins who are incredibly hot, wielding katana's, while Sean Connery and Morgan Freeman are the commentators of the fight. And the biggest twist? It will be on a variety of platforms, in the center of a volcano...WHILE IT'S ERUPTING! Finally, some form of badass music will be played throughout the whole fight...i can't think of any at the moment, but if anyone can it would be appreciated.
I want to be locked inside the superbowl stadium with every member of the Church of Scientology, PETA, the Athiests of America, the board of Directors for all Fortune 500 companies operating in America, and everyone who ever attended a FurCon.
I would then push a button on my wristwatch that would detonate sixteen nuclear warheads placed below and within the stadium. I'd go out explosvely, and I'd take everyone who ever annoyed me along for the ride.
I would then push a button on my wristwatch that would detonate sixteen nuclear warheads placed below and within the stadium. I'd go out explosvely, and I'd take everyone who ever annoyed me along for the ride.
I'd choose to die like a warrior and so; Me against twenty different weapon masters, one after the other, in a duel to the death.
If I survive a round, there would be a break for long enough that any wounds received can be bandaged or cauterized. If I ended up surviving, I would commit Seppuku. Also during the battles, I'd get everyone tied with the case and more to look over the evidence to see if it was me.
Hmm... My mind wants to make a story on this now... might post it somewhere...
If I survive a round, there would be a break for long enough that any wounds received can be bandaged or cauterized. If I ended up surviving, I would commit Seppuku. Also during the battles, I'd get everyone tied with the case and more to look over the evidence to see if it was me.
Hmm... My mind wants to make a story on this now... might post it somewhere...
Don't care who by, but Nuked off the face of the planet, taking the entire continent where I was condemned with me. Like, enough High Explosives packed into the missles that it creates a crater where the continent used to be.
Sure it could have devastating effects on the planet as a whole and possibly cause more destruction than is fathomable, but I'm dead. What do I care?
Sure it could have devastating effects on the planet as a whole and possibly cause more destruction than is fathomable, but I'm dead. What do I care?
Your honor, I wish to be killed by death. Then I'd pull a trollface.
In all seriousness, I'd tell them to give me an automatic rifle. If I'm going to die, someone's gonna go with me...preferably those of the asshole variety.
In all seriousness, I'd tell them to give me an automatic rifle. If I'm going to die, someone's gonna go with me...preferably those of the asshole variety.
If I was such a paragon of Light-Side energy and, positivity than why do I have to die at all? Did I accidentally kill God in the south? I mean, if I was so good to these people, couldn't I persuade them to just exile me? I think that's what I'll chose actually!
. After having accidentally released the Robo-Kraken, who killed God and destroyed most of the city before Cthulhu could save the day (once again), I persuade the court to allow me to die in exile. They send a chef with me to make sure I stay the hell away from the burning ruins of the city and keep me from dying too soon. I will live out the rest of my days someplace nice, continuing to be an all-around awesome person...until I accidentally open up another portal to hell and doom another City.
. After having accidentally released the Robo-Kraken, who killed God and destroyed most of the city before Cthulhu could save the day (once again), I persuade the court to allow me to die in exile. They send a chef with me to make sure I stay the hell away from the burning ruins of the city and keep me from dying too soon. I will live out the rest of my days someplace nice, continuing to be an all-around awesome person...until I accidentally open up another portal to hell and doom another City.