It's time to die

[Mistermixmaster]

So, what would you choose for your death and by whom? It can be anything and preformed by anyone.

Edit: You can choose to "die by old age" but you have to pick one person that will live by your side at all times until you do die.

I choose death by live fire remake of D-Day! Doesn't matter if I don't even make it off the landing craft. Why, yes, I'm a strange person.

*reads edit* Wait, what?! I choose to die by old age then! The person who has to be with me until I die will be the woman I'm dating! I see no possible way for this plan to fail.

 

[kaveradeo]

Death by vigilantism.
They give me a gun and a kevlar vest and throw me into a gang hideout.
Repeat until corpse.

so ur like the arbiter in halo?

OT: surprised noone said sexed to death. I on the other hand would choose live to death. or killed then revived.

Sexed to death was mine. Well, half of it.

Oh. my bad

 

[Musiclly enhanced]

Am I allowed to kill myself? =D

Actually, you can. I couldn't imagine doing myself in though. Seems too... gruesome.

looks like youve never watched two and a half men before

 

[JamesBr]

Sky diving without a parachute, strapped with explosives that would detonate on impact, only to land on someones brand spanking new Hummer H3. God I hate those things. Two minutes of free fall followed by a spectacular explosion of glass and steel. It would be glorious.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

I choose death by conversion into a lich. You (technically) die when you turn into a lich, and they didn't say you can't come back alive. and raise an army of undead to rain death on the bastards ungrateful people for killing me.

 

[geldonyetich]

Man, you kids are morbid, it seems we a, "you're going to die, choose how" thread every other hour. Sometimes it's from firing squad, sometimes it's from lethal injection, sometimes it's from zombie outbreak, sometimes it's from something completely zany, but it hardly matters, it's all the same topic, that topic being, "please participate in this easy reply/hot topic badge earning endeavor."

 

[GenericAmerican]

I would like to die by attempting to divide by zero.

 

[tjcross]

Hmm...

A free-for-all deathmatch of all the members of congress, armed with nothing but your choice of sword.

surprised no one referenced this for a last man standing sword fight but...
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

I'd like to be locked in an airtight room, and have it pumped full of pure nitrogen...by Garrus.

Why?
When humans breathe in pure nitrogen, they exhale carbon dioxide without resupplying oxygen. Nitrogen is a colorless, odorless and tasteless gas that comprises approximately 78 percent of the Earth's atmosphere. As such, the subject would detect no abnormal sensation. This leads to asphyxiation without the painful and traumatic feeling of suffocation..

Sounds like a nice way to go I suppose.
...But I want to watch T.V while it's happening. What show? Hmm...an episode of Peep Show will do nicely. And I'd want a comfy chair to lounge in. And salted popcorn.
...and 'Hollow Crown' by Architects playing in the background. Cos it's my favourite song, yuss.
And I'd like to be given this notepad I was given in 2009 to read [it has some personal meaning to me, don't ask xD]

Why Garrus? Garrus is amazing. That is all.

...And I've really put way too much thought into this. I shall stop here>_<.

 

[JBojangles]

The Apocalypse. Hey it's bound to happen one of these days.

 

[Caligulove]

skydiving directly into a volcano, with a vest full of fireworks instead of a parachute.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Fighting demons to the death with some ultra super godly swords and other sharp objects next to 2 guys who think im the best thing since sliced bread

 

[Jfswift]

Firing squad. I'd want those bastards to personally pull the trigger, instead of hiding behind a wall and letting electricity do the job.

 

[Astoria]

I'd die attempting the most awesome stunt I can think of, probably something from Jackass.

 

[lacktheknack]

Old age, with my wife.

A bit pastoral, but I never was one for "die in a blaze of glory".

 

[GBlair88]

I wanna die the same way Richard Pryor's dad died.

Spoiler: For those that don't get the reference

*Language warning.

 

[zehydra]

die fighting to stay alive.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Alcohol poisoning.

 

[Varjex]

I'd love to die in a fiery explosion it would bring a smile to my face.