It's your funeral!

[guntotingtomcat]

What song would you want played?
What decorations?
Any special dress?
What kind of ceremony?

Personally, I'd like this to be played.

Spoiler

Also, no black to be warn. At all.
And decent food.

How bout y'all?

 

[Chamale]

I'm planning to have a provision that if I'm missing with no body, they should videotape the whole funeral. On the off chance I'm actually stranded somewhere for years, I want to come back and see a video of my own funeral.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Gay Bar, Electric Six.
Big homoerotic pictures everywhere.
Thongs and body oil.
Open casket. (The corpse also abides by the dress code).

In order.

Nobody will ever look at grandma the same way again.

 

[Fr]anc[is]

I don't give a shit I'll be dead. But if I had to do something, I'd tell them to make it a fun day with no crying and put my body to good use. You know science and all that jazz

 

[FalloutJack]

All of this is answered in the form of "I want to have a New Orleans funeral." For further information, please refer to this James Bond movie.

 

[gostlyfantom]

all I want is for "highway to hell" to be playing

 

[AcidicR]

What song would you want played?
"Dance Mother Fucker, Dance." By the Violent Fems.

What decorations?
Cats jumping through flaming hoops as a centerpiece.

Any special dress?
Pastel Colors, or it they insist on black then they come dressed in leather and/or goth gear.

What kind of ceremony?
Epic.

 

[RatRace123]

Only one song can capture what my true essence was all about, one song perfectly represents the impact I will have left on this planet.

Spoiler

And for the decorations, I would want giant ice sculptures of seagulls.
The dress code would be all neon pink... everywhere, even your underwear has to be neon pink.
And in the ceremony: my memory is honored, people say what I meant to them, they remember me fondly; and then my body gets mummifed in front of everyone.

 

[Plurralbles]

yep.

Nothing else has to be awesome. I'll have all the traditional stuff that a catholic funeral does.

 

[Paksenarrion]

What song would you want played?
Kom Susser Tod

What decorations?
Mass-produced Evas, Eva Unit One, Lance of Longinus, Well of Souls, Human Instrumentation

Any special dress?
It doesn't matter; everyone turns into Orange Tang.

What kind of ceremony?
Klingon Death Ritual. As I lay dying, my closest friends and comrades will hold my eyes open while looking into them. Once I breath my final breath, they will raise their heads and howl as a warning to the dead that a warrior was coming.

As they howl, they will, in turn, dissolve into LCL.

 

[MrPrecocious]

I'd want this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAA3KF-VBac

 

[Nouw]

I'd want it to be a celebration of how I awesome I am. Yup that's how I think!

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Anyone who's read Orson Scott Card will know what I want at my funeral.

Cookie for whoever gets it.

 

[WolfThomas]

I really don't want any music played, I don't think I can be summed up by a single song, nor do I want to be. But I would like Amazing grace played on bagpipes so people really cry.

 

[Avarith]

I figure I will hold a fake funeral one day (Cause I am immortal and can not die...) I would have a big mass fake funeral have thriller played and have all the coffins open up every one, including me dressed like zombies and do the whole dance.

Why not, it would be kind of fun and funny.

 

[Avarith]

Gay Bar, Electric Six.
Big homoerotic pictures everywhere.
Thongs and body oil.
Open casket. (The corpse also abides by the dress code).

In order.

Nobody will ever look at grandma the same way again.

Just gotta say I am clapping because this is the funniest thing I have read in a while, plus sounds like a better idea than mine.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I think a lot of people confuse a funeral (part where they talk) and a wake (part where they look at you).

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(Consodering someone has to talk over it, played lowly)
Decorations: Some tasteful flower arrangements. Basically whatever my friends want, just do the opposite.
Dress Code: Wear your comfortable clothes. You'll be carrying a casket, might as well feel good doing it.
Ceremony: Um... regular? You can open it if you want, but thats just the extra effort. I do want a sword placed in my hands in the casket, and one placed on the casket while its closed.

 

[IZRA]

well i haven't quite made preparations for this but i woulndt not mind having this played at the funeral


so fit for a geek funeral

 

[Zyphonee]

I literally want my funeral to be an existensialist parody of the role of Death in out society; although we will be sharing condolences, I want this to be well spirited, I think that being able to acknowledge a death and still carry on with life, understanding it's a normal life cycle that happens eventually, and nothing to be depressed about is the most intelligent thing one can do, for which:

- Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, by Monty Python
- I want the place to be decorated as a carnival Fun House, as I always considered those places to be disguising their decadence behind funny figures, somewhat like what life is
- Not really, casual clothing is encouraged though
- I want to be buried in a casket shaped like those race car beds, and after the burial ceremony, strippers everywhere.

 

[Scorpianhead]

My Get Psyched Mix.

Chicken schnitzel.

My game collection.

Formal wear and funny hats.