I've Been Playing So Much (game) I ______

[LewsTherin]

Fill in the blanks.

For Example,

I've been playing so much D&D, I make a saving throw against housework.

 

[Stammer]

I've been playing so much Final Fantasy XI, I'm starting to talk using the auto-translate function.

{Penta Thrust}{inside}{woman}{fun}{hole}{Yes, please.}{You can have this.}{Reward:}

{Burn}{wife}{Knife}{Boss}{Choke}{children}{play}{Final Fantasy}

 

[Zombie_King]

I've been playing so much GeOW, I keep reaching for my Hammer of Dawn whenever I see a large spider.

 

[GenHellspawn]

I've been playing so much COV, I can punch people that are 5 feet away from me.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I've been playing so much Audiosurf, that I drive into all coloured cars on the highway.

I've been playing so much GW:RE, that I have developed a fobia of green, purple and teal squares, dark blue triangles and red circles.

I've been playing so much Garrysmod, I've begun trying to autorotate stuff in the real world.

 

[Stammer]

This one's real:

I've been playing so much Final Fantasy XI that I've started referring to peoples' ages as levels.

"Back when I was level 15 years old, I... DAMMIT"

 

[the monopoly guy]

I've been playing so much TF2 when a fly landed on my food I yelled "fly sappin mah sentry"

 

[Stammer]

I've been playing so much TF2 when a fly landed on my food I yelled "fly sappin mah sentry"

lmao

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I've been playing so much Pokémon, when I see a girl I'd like to date, I throw a ball at her.

 

[orreso]

LOL

I've been playing so much FFTA2 that I have unresistable urges to jump into the stratosphere. (dragoons FTW)

 

[Phantom6]

This one's real:

I've been playing so much Smash Bros I saw the thread title "Fox is really starting to annoy me" (or something like that) and didn't think of the news station.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

This one's real:

I've been playing so much Smash Bros I saw the thread title "Fox is really starting to annoy me" (or something like that) and didn't think of the news station.

I wouldn't have thought that either, and I haven't played SSBM for months.

 

[orreso]

I sold mine (surprised gasps) cuz gas is so expensive where I live that I had to sell it

I've been playing so much FFXII recently that when I went to buy some new pants that I wondered if I had that license yet.

 

[silentsentinel]

I've been playing so much Call of Duty 4 that I once ran for cover when I saw a military helicopter. (True story).

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I've been playing so much Starcraft when I heard about the rise in gas prices I decided to stockpile a bunch of Vespene for when the going gets tough.

 

[orreso]

I've been playing so muck Legend of Zelda: TP that I found my keys in the drawer and waited for the dadada daa duh da da duh da

 

[the monopoly guy]

I've been playing so much XIII I keep seeing 3 little panels in the top left field of vision whenever I hit someone with a chair

this one's true
I've been playing so much burnout 3, when I recently got in a car accident I was trying to steer the wreckage to take out more cars...

I've been playing so much half life 2 I keep trying to bring up the console

I've been playing so much turok evolution I started cutting myself (that's how I broke my Fallout Boy CD-ha!)

 

[the_tom777]

I've been playing so much Kingdom of Loathing that I try and pay for stuff with meat.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ive been playing so much of games that i find myself trying to re-load after doing stupid things

Ive been playing so much MGS4 ive found myself trying to remain undetected when performing day to day tasks, or tailing people silently.