I've Been Playing So Much (game) I ______

[PurpleRain]

I've been playing so much Fallout I tried to barter with the guy on the checkouts.

 

[GenHellspawn]

This one's real.

I've been playing so much Starcraft when my friend said, "Why won't this plug fit in the outlet?" I said, "You must construct additional pylons!".

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I've been playing so much Pac-Man, I sit in a dark room listening to repetitive music and putting pills in my mouth to ward away the ghosts.

 

[laikenf]

I've been playing so much Monster Hunter Freedom 2 that I made some twin daggers out of the chicken bones from last nights dinner.

 

[the monopoly guy]

I've been playing so much Monster Hunter Freedom 2 that I made some twin daggers out of the chicken bones from last nights dinner.

did the cats help you?

I've been playing so much phsyonauts I tried climbing in some guys ear to get in his mind

 

[Fangface74]

I've been playing so much Mass Effect that anything I own that I don't want I melt in front of the fire.

I've been listening to so much Zero Punctuation that I now hate games I loved and pretend I always felt that way.

I've been playing so much Counterstrike, when I came in my girlfriends face I shouted "BOOM!, Headshot!"

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

I've been playing so much Persona 3, I label all my friends with appropriate Tarot Arcana, and when they confide in me, I rejoice that I was able to level up that social link. And I say awful, tactless things to people to see how they'll react.

 

[Alphavillain]

I've been playing so much MGS4 that I keep feeling twinges in my back. I can add that to the arthitis in my thumbs from playing Ninja Gaiden 2 so much.

 

[FoxDiamond]

I've been playing so much AvP2 that when given the choice between using the elevator or the stairs, I opt for walking up the wall first... or at least, I try to.

I've been playing so much Command & Conquer that when I found some moss in my backyard, I freaked out and called the authorities to report a tiberium outbreak.

 

[meatloaf231]

I've been playing so much Half Life that when I went outside at night, I reached for the flashlight key with my left hand.

 

[Arkitext]

I played so much Battlefield 2, I could hear bullets whipping past my head, and distant artillery bombardments when I'd stopped playing. (True Story.)

I've been playing so much of Command and Conquer: First Decade, that whenever I do something someone asks me to do, I shout "Yes Commander!", "Going there..." or "FOR KANE!" in a bad Russian accent.

I've been playing so much Oblivion that I start conversations by saying "Rumours."

I've been playing so many Computer Games over the course of my life, I became an underachiever who 'must try harder'. (True Story.)

 

[Fineldar]

I've been playing so much COD4 I worry that my couch lets too much bullet penetration(heh).

I've been playing so much Splinter Cell every time someone ha their back to me I want to grab them.

I've been playing so much Morrowind I want to kill people on the street just so see what their wearing. I also look into my backpack and wonder why time hasn't stopped.

 

[fnph]

I've been playing so much Brawl I see Smash Balls whenever I close my eyes.

 

[LewsTherin]

I've been playing so much OoT that I shout at owls for hours for them to give me directions.
I've been playing so much starcraft i look for ghosts when someone cellphone goes off.
I've been playing so much pokemon that i wonder why my dog doesn't know tackle.
I've been playing so much F-Zero that 100 MPH isn't that fast
I've been playing so much Super Mario that i drew wings on my hat and jumped off a building.
I've been playing so much Mario Kart that i check if the preson i'm passing has bananas
I've been playing so much WoW that i check how much money i have in my backpack.
I've been playing so much TF2 that I make all my friends go through the door before I do.
I've been playing so CoD4 that I check how many flashbangs i have left before entering a room.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I've been playing so much Assassin's Creed that I thought clasping my hands together and walking slowly was an effective way to sneak into class late.
(And I've Splinter-Cell'd it too. Neither worked)

 

[zen5887]

I once played too much jedi accadamy - using quicksaves all the time - I tryed to quicksave before I talked a to a girl..

Needless to say I havnt played it since

 

[the monopoly guy]

I've been playing so much Katamari Damaci that when I saw a byciclist I swerved and tried to roll over it and then later the same with a cat... it was jsut reflex.

I've been playing so much true crime streets of LA I started to randomly frisk people...I don't like that game much...

 

[WolfMage]

I've been playing so much Assassin's Creed, I tackled my friend and smacked him in the necks, trying to assassinate him. (True story)

I've been playing so much GTA IV I hit motorcyclists when driving.

 

[teh_v]

I've been playing so much Rock band I wonder where the colored buttons on my guitar are.