I've just found the most disturbing game ever...

[SomeBritishDude]

It's called don't shit your pants. The main objective is simple. Don't shit your pants.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants

There are several achievements. I haven't got shit king yet.

 

[Taerdin]

It's called don't shit your pants. The main objective is simple. Don't shit your pants.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants

There are several achievements. I haven't got shit king yet.

Wow... I couldn't help it and at the title screen it was like... 'type play to begin' and I instead typed 'shit pants' and got an award! Woo...?

 

[Gladion]

what the hell this is somehow compelling...

 

[SomeBritishDude]

It's called don't shit your pants. The main objective is simple. Don't shit your pants.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants

There are several achievements. I haven't got shit king yet.

Wow... I couldn't help it and at the title screen it was like... 'type play to begin' and I instead typed 'shit pants' and got an award! Woo...?

I did exactly the same thing

 

[Shycte]

Best game EVAR xD

Not, I dont get it though xD

 

[Kodlak]

Played that the other day, got all achievements, found it amusing

 

[xxDarlenexx]

this isn't one of those "jump scream" things, is it?

 

[Gladion]

this isn't one of those "jump scream" things, is it?

No I thought that, too, but you can play it

 

[xxDarlenexx]

oh man. My love of text based games is totally being exploited. I must win all these awards.



EDIT: only missing 5, 6, 7. It's maddening!

EDIT: Only 5 left. What does it mean???


EDIT: SUCCESS!!!!! Wow, what a rush!

 

[Baby Tea]

I'm trying to figure out how to get some of these achievements...

 

[ElephantGuts]

Well I managed to not shit my pants, and got an award. But someone's gonna have to clean up that mess on the floor...

 

[spudz47]

I am trying to get all achievements. Fun game...

 

[Angelic-Dragon]

I was expect some horror style game from this, when I saw what it really was it made me laugh. Text based game to do a shit, the person (or people) that made this are either genius or sick in the head.

 

[Dudemeister]

I got all the achievements!
Love that game.

 

[spudz47]

So far I have found all the achievements except for the 6th and the 7th. Any ideas? I want to go to bed, but this game won't let me...

 

[littlelacysurprisepageant]

Award 1, 3, 8 and 9 so far...

 

[Nexus424]

Damn I can't get number 6 or 7

strangely addictive

 

[Pimppeter2]

Dang I cant get 5

 

[Noo_Noo]

to get 6 and 7... type 'look in pockets'

then, take the pills that you find. I'm sure you can 'work it out' from there

 

[Avatar Roku]

Missing 5, 6, 7, and last. Anyone know what they are?