I've just found the most disturbing game ever...

[Compatriot Block]

To get numbers 6 and 7, type "fart lightly" and then type "take pills". Then wait until the timer runs out, and do NOT press enter to continue. Wait a few seconds. Woo! Got them all, no cheats. I'm so special.

Damn, ninja'd.

 

[Hexadecimal16]

I shat in the toilet then stopped. If I played any longer I would've gotten hooked.

 

[Noo_Noo]

Dang I cant get 5

Spoiler

type 'die'

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

I got a crown! Yay me!
: D

 

[Pimppeter2]

Dang I cant get 5

Spoiler

type 'die'

Thanx

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Sweet im shit master

 

[spudz47]

Damn I got the tainted crown after reading how to get 6th and 7th achievement...

 

[_Russell_]

I'm missing 2 & 8...

Any tips?
I'm so ashamed to be addicted to this >.<

 

[Hippobatman]

Gaah! I can't figure out the second. I feel so stupid <_<

EDIT: Alright, thanks for the help on the last one. My crown's freakin' awesome.

 

[Lucia di Lammermore]

wasn't that a ZP joke?

what kind of sick mind came up with this?

Edit: I'm now shit king, wooo!

 

[B0BX]

Step 1: drop pants
Step 2: Shit
"You just shit on the floor! Congratulations!"

Edit: soft fart ftw

 

[Lukeje]

Gaah! I can't figure out the second. I feel so stupid <_<

The objective is only to not shit your pants. It doesn't say anything about using a toilet.

I can't seem to get #4...

 

[Hippobatman]

wasn't that a ZP joke?

OT, what kind of genious came up with this?

Fix'd

 

[Compatriot Block]

wasn't that a ZP joke?

OT, what kind of genius came up with this?

Fix'd

Fix'd fix'd.

 

[Hippobatman]

wasn't that a ZP joke?

OT, what kind of genius came up with this?

Fix'd

Pedantic

Fixed x3
=)

 

[NeedAUserName]

Am I the only person who can't get 2 and 4...

 

[_Russell_]

lol, I am the sh!t king!

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

what the hell this is somehow compelling...

YAY Im not alone

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Funny. Stupid, but funny.

 

[Compatriot Block]

wasn't that a ZP joke?

OT, what kind of genius came up with this?

Fix'd

Obsessive compulsive spasm

Fixed x3
=)

Fix'd x4