Jack Thompson offers you a deal....

[Arcanist]

I tell him, in no uncertain terms, to eat a dick.

 

[Kryzantine]

I'd quote The Wire on this,

"Sometimes, things just gotta play hard."

And close the door on Jack Thompson. It wouldn't be about the money, it would be about lying in front of the Supreme Court. I mean, I'm not even going to talk about how this case would be useless in America, I'm just speaking with the percentages listed in the OP, I would not pretend to be something I'm not just to get something from him.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

And be hated by the whole gaming community? No thanks.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

If he gets me the reward I want, any decision made in any court or any law that was ever thought of before would become invalid. And yes, that includes the case he had me testify in.
Because the only thing I want is no less than world domination. (Or at least the tools to get it.) (Which in itself is only a stepping stone.)

So I doubt Jack would make me such an offer even if he could.
He'd manage to ban violent videogames and then the country where it is banned and all the others would no longer exist.
They would all be crushed under the weight of my boots.

 

[dark_mist34]

ask him to come in to discuss this farther and slam door in his face and tell him to get off my property while pointing at the no solicitors sign.

 

[OldAccount]

I'd go to the Video Game Voters network or another advocacy group and get their counter offer. I'm an asshole like that but I like me some games.

 

[Veldel]

Id welcome jack in and talk to him while offering him some tea then when he isnt looking id posion the tea and have him drink it he can now give me what I want or die afterwords after I obtain said request I shall let him go on his way with antidote in hand after he leaves and drives off I shall activate the mind control nano bots I had inside the antidote at which point I shall now control him and make him look like a fool before releasing him.

 

[Doitpow]

fuckit yeah.
There's stuff worth dying for, theres sure as hell things worth making M-rated games illegal for

 

[FalloutJack]

Jack loses, every time. He is a loser and I think that watching him get re-debarred would be worth the cost of my 'anything in the world'.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I wouldn't, because there's an entire industry behind M-rated games, and that'd be incredibly selfish of me.

 

[Sunrider]

I'd have him give me so much money, I nor my children would never have to worry about money ever again. If he can't give me that, I tell him to bury himself somewhere.
After all, I don't live in the US.

 

[Svenparty]

Jack Thompson would surely have objected to me playing [Insert violent video game] and sue me?

 

[Alssadar]

Nope. I slammo that door into his face, open it back up, and have this American boot kick him to Lithuania.
(See, it's funny cuz the last part [exception, Lithuania] is paraphrased by the Soldier in TF2)

 

[Instinct Blues]

Nope why would I want anything he has to offer me I already have everything that I want. Also lying to the Supreme Court isn't something I want to do because you do hard time for that shit in Federal prison. Violent video games haven't changed me or my friends and we're not addicted to them and can stop playing games anytime we want.

 

[ZeroMachine]

I would definitely NOT slam the door in his face.

I'd invite him in and give him a five hour speech as to why he's an idiot. I'd tie him to a fucking chair and make him listen.

If he still doesn't understand after that? I'd let him know that I'd recorded him attempting to get me to lie in court, and I'd leak it to a news station if he tried to do the same to anyone else. Yay, blackmail!

(DISCLAIMER: If anyone plans on quoting me saying "yeah, like that'll fucking happen, you'll go to jail, that's illegal, the recording won't hold in court, etc" don't fucking bother. It's called a joke. I don't feel like answering this question seriously.)

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Sure, why not. I live in the UK so it doesn't directly effect me. Sorry Americans The only way I'd say no is if it'd have a negative impact on me... and of course because my precious 18 rating is safe I will gladly testify in exchange for winning the Euro Millions event of my choice.