Jack Thompson Threatens a Comeback

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MacTavish_Son

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Well, that's the good thing about him he may get knocked down, but he'll get back up, and he's just fun to laugh at.

Oh Jack, you're so foolish.
 

jboking

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What would the story of our community be without a villain? Welcome back, Jack.

KillerMidget said:
Is it just me or is Jack Thompson like the recurring comic book villain; we think he's finally beaten and he makes an amazing comeback.
I like to think of him as the Doctor Doom of the video game industry(just a slightly more incompetent than the real Doctor Doom).
 

Lusulpher

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Hit the road Jack, and don'tchu come back no more, no more, no more, no more
hit the roa-

Oh bloody Hell! He's calling technical foul on his insanity disbarment?!

-_-

At least we get to fire him twice.

Shananana hey hey hey goodbyeeeee.
 

Dash-X

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Wow. He's like a roach - A biblical quote-butchering, self-righteous, condescending, confused roach. And worse than that, he's a lawyer (*rimshot*). But seriously, I love lawyers - as long as they're not trying to figure out how to screw me over... Which just-so-happens to be any time I don't physically see them...

Poor dope needs to be committed so that he can get the help he really needs.

Na na hey hey kiss him goodbye.
 

Stormz

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I'm surprised some crazy bastard hasn't executed him yet. Welcome back I suppose. Not that we have anything to worry about.
 

Lono Shrugged

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elricik said:
Welcome back Jack Thompson, every community needs an arch-nemesis, and I think the Escapist's ultimate enemy has just risen up again.

I'd like to think my nemesis had better dress sense. He's a mid level boss at best. The final boss lives on a huge fortress island guarded by kangaroos and explosive koala bears
 

Darth Pope

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Well at least I've got something to laugh at now.

I find many of Jack Thompson exploits legitimately entertaining.
 
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Ol' JT's crazier than a shithouse rat,I'll give him that much.The main difference seems to be that when the lights hit the rat,he tries to scurry off.
-When they hit JT,he dons a straw boater,grabs a cane and starts doing the "Michigan Rag."

Remember in GTAIII how they poked fun at the game "Driver" by having a cop named "Tanner" who couldn't get out of his car?*

Was JT the inspiration for Ken Rosenberg?I doubt it.
But remember that creative types can hold grudges too,and when they start making fun of you it can last a while.---I'm thinking of when Marge Simpson tried demonstrating against Itchy and Scratchy.That cartoonist looking out the window sure took care of her,heh heh.

*Does the mere mention of this character constitute a spoiler?I'm gray on this.
 

undeadfly

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Thats the thing about dumbass wannabe lawyers. They always give you another chance to show you how fucking retarded they are. Id would love to see him take on left 4 dead 2. Seriously, the riot that will happen if that game is banned will beat anything on tv.
 

Octorok

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This man's an imbecile. I've looked at the "loophole" that he's sneaked back in through and according to my brother, a lawyer and his friend, also a lawyer (proper lawyers not "I hate vidya games" people), he will hang his diploma up and then have to take it down again. Something about separate State laws mean that he actually can't do this. He was never disbarred in the first place so there are no problems kicking him out again when he says that Sims 3 encourages children to manipulate families or some such drivel.
 

PirateKing

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Oh no. Oh no! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Slices off vampires head)

Whew. Huh? Jack Thompson is threatening us? Really? Is he really in a position to threaten us? And threaten a comeback? Come on Jack. You're the Glenn Beck of lawyers. You call everyone a pinhead who doesn't believe what you believe and on top of that call us(gamers) terrorists. You'd better hope that we don't start threatening something. Legal action most likely. Followed by naps.

And, even though you passed it, here's a ratio of your psychological evaluations to mine: 0:1.
 

Zetsubou

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Threatening us by threatening facebook. Ya awesome Jack. I knew you'd be back and crazier than ever.
 

Nova5

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Sweet, I missed having this guy around as a hate figure.

*goes to print up some Jack Thompson face-targets for the rifle range* Now if only I could print his face on clay pigeons...
 

Bofore13

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MasterSqueak said:
j0z said:
There is only one thing to do:

Hopefully he is just spouting steam.
I hope.
Gah!

YOU STOLE MY IDEA!

Oh and Jack is a fail.
Screw that this target calls for MASSIVE FIREPOWER

What a Jack... ASS oh that was unspeakably lame, but accurate.

I just checked out Wikiquote and not only is he a jackass he is an intolerant dumbass that has no idea just how many gamers there are in the world and will likely continue to poke at them until someone comes to their senses and assassinates him wile the is rambling on about how "there is scientific evidence linking violence to video games" which there isn't