Jack Thompson Threatens a Comeback

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Don't worry he has no real power any more just ignore him and he'll go away.
 

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Kelethor said:
This made me think of an old song.

"GO home Jack, and don't come back, no more no more no more no more!"
My first thought was actually:

"Get back. Get back. Get back to where you once belonged."
 

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This November, on the season premiere of THOMPSON:

After losing his licence to practice law, Thompson fights to regain his lawyer status and climb from rock bottom, despite his inabilities go after the harmful games that exist... only in his mind.

And before you ask, no, we did not steal this premise from House. Shut up.
 

008Zulu_v1legacy

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I hope he does get back in the law game, none of you realise just how much we need him.

Too many months have gone by where Jack's latest crusade hasn't given us pause to truly appreciate just how insane he is. I miss the days not being able to read how Jack finds something about a game to complain about and spam calls the whaambulance. We need this man back in our lives if only to make us laugh again.
 

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As my first post, I would like to say:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
 

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PyroZombie said:
So, Pitchforks and torches, anyone?
Well, I don't know - at least Jack Thompson made the anti-gaming lobby look insane.
 

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iggyus said:
It seems I'll have to take out my crossbow again
Do you know where he lives?
I'll get my R700 and meet you outside his house and we can rid the world of this unsightly zit once-and-for-all! >:)
 

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Well, the guy may be an idiot and an annoyingly ignorant voice against games, but I can't say I haven't missed the laughs I used to get from him...
 

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Has no one figured it out yet? Really. OK, here we go. People gripe about how a game has repetitive lines such as in the case of Oblivion. Well, Bethesda will come about creating a perfect AI that will allow different speech in every occasion and will actually talk back whenever you speak through a mic. Now the problem with this is that the AI has reached sentience and having to put up with a million or more idiots saying stupid things the machine will then decide to launch nukes by accessing any nation's nuclear missile silo through the internet seeing as every console can have said access to the internet. It will then launch nukes at every nation and will do its best at wiping out as many humans as it possibly can. Bill Gates is already aware of this and that is why he builds Windows to be so awful - to prevent it from happening - he will then lead us in the charge and his grandchildren will lead us to victory. But they send one man back in time to at least try to prevent the damage done.

Now, what does this remind you of? Exactly, SkyNET. Video Games lead to SkyNET and Jack Thompson was sent back in time to fight the evil of SkyNET before it goes live. Seriously folks, it's not that hard to figure out.
 

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Why can't this man seem to fucking grasp the fundamental truth that nobody's on his side? And he's delusional and intensely paranoid to boot!

Check out his Wikiquote [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson] page for evidence if you don't believe me. He's insane.

The man may very likely need psychiatric help, and if he won't go, someone will have to do something.
 

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T-Bone24 said:
j0z said:
There is only one thing to do:

Hopefully he is just spouting steam.
I hope.
If we kill him with fire he will spout steam.
da-dum-tish!
*forced laughter*

You got me there...
 

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I smell a lynching in the air. From what I hear, this guy is to America what Michael Atkinson is to Australia? An old, outdated bastard with unrealistic ideas about gaming?

Sweet. Because we needed another one of those.
 

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we just have to find the person that has given Jack his drugs again or maybe they took them away, not sure which but i'm sure the court will stop this pretty quickly and toss him in jail for this

oh a boy can wish

on the plus side Penn & Teller made him look like a looney douche on their video game episode of Bullshit