Jaffa Cakes!

[bobmus]

Oh, you and your satanism!

It's endearing really.

Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly and Bobmus consumes human organs in satanic worship.

Satan accepts almost anyone, though his acceptance of Gingers is questionable. Science has not yet decided on whether they have anything to offer him.

I'm still holding out on my partnership with him until I get that 50/50 split I asked for. He's at 60/40, but I reckon I can wear him down. He won't fuck with me, after what I did to the Arch-angel Gabriel[footnote]I pointed out to him that he's a Patron Saint of Christianity, and his name phonetically has the word "gay" in it. He's never been the same since.[/footnote]

Partnership for what exactly...?
I dread to think.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Full moon!

*nomnomnom*

Half moon!

*nomnomnom*

Total eclipse!

The reason I don't buy packs of jaffa cakes is because once I've eaten one, the rest of the pack will ensue. They're that good and that "light" that "just 1 more" is always valid.

Ever had on of these?

The huge Jaffa Cake tube, not the creepy old man.

I don't think I've had a big tube, but I have had the creepy old man.

I think I went through a stage of eating them like crazy. I had those little lunchbox tubs I took to school.
Probably explains why I'm so fat now. It's all Jaffa, baby.

You poor Americans. No Jaffas for you!

Also

These taste like orangey goblin cum. Accept no substitutes!

 

[The Funslinger]

Oh, you and your satanism!

It's endearing really.

Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly and Bobmus consumes human organs in satanic worship.

Satan accepts almost anyone, though his acceptance of Gingers is questionable. Science has not yet decided on whether they have anything to offer him.

I'm still holding out on my partnership with him until I get that 50/50 split I asked for. He's at 60/40, but I reckon I can wear him down. He won't fuck with me, after what I did to the Arch-angel Gabriel[footnote]I pointed out to him that he's a Patron Saint of Christianity, and his name phonetically has the word "gay" in it. He's never been the same since.[/footnote]

Partnership for what exactly...?
I dread to think.

To blanket the world in a new era of suffering and despair. The oceans will boil away, and dread creatures will take shape. The tattered remnants of humanity will be driven before our blood horde. Unto the gates of Heaven, we shall charge. Everything that ever was, and ever will be shall, in a single instant fall trapped under the heel of the damned.[footnote]Not bad improvisation there, if I do say so myself![/footnote]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Full moon!

*nomnomnom*

Half moon!

*nomnomnom*

Total eclipse!

The reason I don't buy packs of jaffa cakes is because once I've eaten one, the rest of the pack will ensue. They're that good and that "light" that "just 1 more" is always valid.

Ever had on of these?

The huge Jaffa Cake tube, not the creepy old man.

I don't think I've had a big tube, but I have had the creepy old man.

I think I went through a stage of eating them like crazy. I had those little lunchbox tubs I took to school.
Probably explains why I'm so fat now. It's all Jaffa, baby.

You poor Americans. No Jaffas for you!

Also

These taste like orangey goblin cum. Accept no substitutes!

Best advert ever

Bloody foreigners, eating Jaffa Cakes in front our kids.

That's why we hate them.

 

[Muspelheim]

Silly Muspelheim.

That isn't a Jaffa Cake. How could it possibly be tasty?

It is a worthy substitute in a land where no Jaffas exist. :<

Until the Jaffa Cakes arrives to deliver us, we must rally beneath our green marzipan banners and hold, steadfast and proud, before the gaping maws of starvation and healthy foods.

One day, the Jaffas will come rolling down the crest of the hill, a red dawn behind them, to once and for all deliver us, to forever be delicious.

But until that day... We stand guard.

 

[bobmus]

Oh, you and your satanism!

It's endearing really.

Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly and Bobmus consumes human organs in satanic worship.

Satan accepts almost anyone, though his acceptance of Gingers is questionable. Science has not yet decided on whether they have anything to offer him.

I'm still holding out on my partnership with him until I get that 50/50 split I asked for. He's at 60/40, but I reckon I can wear him down. He won't fuck with me, after what I did to the Arch-angel Gabriel[footnote]I pointed out to him that he's a Patron Saint of Christianity, and his name phonetically has the word "gay" in it. He's never been the same since.[/footnote]

Partnership for what exactly...?
I dread to think.

To blanket the world in a new era of suffering and dispair. The oceans will boil away, and dread creatures will take shape. The tattered remnants of humanity will be driven before our blood horde. Unto the gates of Heaven, we shall charge. Everything that ever was, and ever will be shall, in a single instant fall trapped under the heel of the damned.[footnote]Not bad improvisation there, if I do say so myself![/footnote]

Not bad at all!
I dread to think what 'dispair' will be.
Though I, for one, welcome our new Blood Horde overlords.

 

[The Funslinger]

Oh, you and your satanism!

It's endearing really.

Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly and Bobmus consumes human organs in satanic worship.

Satan accepts almost anyone, though his acceptance of Gingers is questionable. Science has not yet decided on whether they have anything to offer him.

I'm still holding out on my partnership with him until I get that 50/50 split I asked for. He's at 60/40, but I reckon I can wear him down. He won't fuck with me, after what I did to the Arch-angel Gabriel[footnote]I pointed out to him that he's a Patron Saint of Christianity, and his name phonetically has the word "gay" in it. He's never been the same since.[/footnote]

Partnership for what exactly...?
I dread to think.

To blanket the world in a new era of suffering and dispair. The oceans will boil away, and dread creatures will take shape. The tattered remnants of humanity will be driven before our blood horde. Unto the gates of Heaven, we shall charge. Everything that ever was, and ever will be shall, in a single instant fall trapped under the heel of the damned.[footnote]Not bad improvisation there, if I do say so myself![/footnote]

Not bad at all!
I dread to think what 'dispair' will be.
Though I, for one, welcome our new Blood Horde overlords.

The grammar nazis get tortured first.

Now. Neutral spectators may be wondering why I'm going so off topic.

Well, needless to say, this new world will be quite horrible and terrifying. Certainly no Jaffa Cakes to be found anywhere.

 

[bobmus]

Oh, you and your satanism!

It's endearing really.

Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly and Bobmus consumes human organs in satanic worship.

Satan accepts almost anyone, though his acceptance of Gingers is questionable. Science has not yet decided on whether they have anything to offer him.

I'm still holding out on my partnership with him until I get that 50/50 split I asked for. He's at 60/40, but I reckon I can wear him down. He won't fuck with me, after what I did to the Arch-angel Gabriel[footnote]I pointed out to him that he's a Patron Saint of Christianity, and his name phonetically has the word "gay" in it. He's never been the same since.[/footnote]

Partnership for what exactly...?
I dread to think.

To blanket the world in a new era of suffering and dispair. The oceans will boil away, and dread creatures will take shape. The tattered remnants of humanity will be driven before our blood horde. Unto the gates of Heaven, we shall charge. Everything that ever was, and ever will be shall, in a single instant fall trapped under the heel of the damned.[footnote]Not bad improvisation there, if I do say so myself![/footnote]

Not bad at all!
I dread to think what 'dispair' will be.
Though I, for one, welcome our new Blood Horde overlords.

The grammar nazis get tortured first.

Now. Neutral spectators may be wondering why I'm going so off topic.

Well, needless to say, this new world will be quite horrible and terrifying. Certainly no Jaffa Cakes to be found anywhere.

I'll be utterly screwed then! I'm not just a grammar Nazi...
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/195729_221297437882881_3042036_n.jpg
I'm a Double Agent!

I'll be glad to die before I see a world without Jaffa Cake goodness...

 

[The Funslinger]

Oh, you and your satanism!

It's endearing really.

Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly and Bobmus consumes human organs in satanic worship.

Satan accepts almost anyone, though his acceptance of Gingers is questionable. Science has not yet decided on whether they have anything to offer him.

I'm still holding out on my partnership with him until I get that 50/50 split I asked for. He's at 60/40, but I reckon I can wear him down. He won't fuck with me, after what I did to the Arch-angel Gabriel[footnote]I pointed out to him that he's a Patron Saint of Christianity, and his name phonetically has the word "gay" in it. He's never been the same since.[/footnote]

Partnership for what exactly...?
I dread to think.

To blanket the world in a new era of suffering and dispair. The oceans will boil away, and dread creatures will take shape. The tattered remnants of humanity will be driven before our blood horde. Unto the gates of Heaven, we shall charge. Everything that ever was, and ever will be shall, in a single instant fall trapped under the heel of the damned.[footnote]Not bad improvisation there, if I do say so myself![/footnote]

Not bad at all!
I dread to think what 'dispair' will be.
Though I, for one, welcome our new Blood Horde overlords.

The grammar nazis get tortured first.

Now. Neutral spectators may be wondering why I'm going so off topic.

Well, needless to say, this new world will be quite horrible and terrifying. Certainly no Jaffa Cakes to be found anywhere.

I'll be utterly screwed then! I'm not just a grammar Nazi...
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/You+my+friend+are+also+wrong+_0e5017af1168a49f767632650365920c.jpg
I'm a Double Agent!

I'll be glad to die before I see a world without Jaffa Cake goodness...

Your picture didn't work there, bro. Is this something to do with Brovengers vs IL?

Also, I didn't see you call out Daystar on this:

Such an cultural delicacy that legal proceedings took place to categorise it.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Ugh I despidse Jaffa cakes. Orange and chocolate should not mix.

 

[bobmus]

Your picture didn't work there, bro. Is this something to do with Brovengers vs IL?

Also, I didn't see you call out Daystar on this:

Such an cultural delicacy that legal proceedings took place to categorise it.

No, it's because Google found me a Funnyjunk link that broked. D:

Such an cultural delicacy that legal proceedings took place to categorise it.

To understand the Jaffa Cake, we must first take a look at it's insides.

I shouldn't me telling you about this, for it our most guarded British secret of Britishness...

Sadly, scientific scientists of Jaffa Cake science, theorise that such a thing could not exists without opening up a Jaffa Hole.

Oi, Daystar.

Happy now, Binnsy?!

 

[bobmus]

Ugh I despidse Jaffa cakes. Orange and chocolate should not mix.

Terry disagrees with you.
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[ChildishLegacy]

The reason I don't buy packs of jaffa cakes is because once I've eaten one, the rest of the pack will ensue. They're that good and that "light" that "just 1 more" is always valid.

Ever had on of these?

The huge Jaffa Cake tube, not the creepy old man.

Dear god, I think one of those would be the end of me. (Again, the jaffa cakes, not the old man)

 

[The Funslinger]

Your picture didn't work there, bro. Is this something to do with Brovengers vs IL?

Also, I didn't see you call out Daystar on this:

Such an cultural delicacy that legal proceedings took place to categorise it.

No, it's because Google found me a Funnyjunk link that broked. D:

Such an cultural delicacy that legal proceedings took place to categorise it.

To understand the Jaffa Cake, we must first take a look at it's insides.

I shouldn't me telling you about this, for it our most guarded British secret of Britishness...

Sadly, scientific scientists of Jaffa Cake science, theorise that such a thing could not exists without opening up a Jaffa Hole.

Oi, Daystar.

Happy now, Binnsy?!

I'm never happy.

But I am satisfied with the proceedings.

 

[Hazy992]

Words cannot describe such delectable chocolately orangey goodness. You jelly other countries?

You got a Super Saiyan reference in there? I'm impressed!

 

[Hoplon]

Jaffa cakes...

I can never just eat one...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Your picture didn't work there, bro. Is this something to do with Brovengers vs IL?

Also, I didn't see you call out Daystar on this:

Such an cultural delicacy that legal proceedings took place to categorise it.

No, it's because Google found me a Funnyjunk link that broked. D:

Such an cultural delicacy that legal proceedings took place to categorise it.

To understand the Jaffa Cake, we must first take a look at it's insides.

I shouldn't me telling you about this, for it our most guarded British secret of Britishness...

Sadly, scientific scientists of Jaffa Cake science, theorise that such a thing could not exists without opening up a Jaffa Hole.

Oi, Daystar.

Happy now, Binnsy?!

Bah, grammar nazis and your nazi-ering of grammar.

Whoa, I ate some today and come upstairs to read this. But not ordinary Jaffa cakes though...

Off-brand Jaffa Cakes

Fuck you Daystar.

They're not just Jaffa Cakes.

They're M&S Jaffa Cakes.

...

I'll allow this.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Words cannot describe such delectable chocolately orangey goodness. You jelly other countries?

You got a Super Saiyan reference in there? I'm impressed!

I did it just for you