Jaffa Cakes!

[ToastiestZombie]

I must confess, I've never liked Jaffa Cakes. Never will. I despise dark chocolate, and I hate orangey stuff in my chocolate, and I hate chocolate on sponge. Now, when should I expect the shooting to take place?

Tuesday.

3 o'clock in the afternoon sharp.

Don't be late, or we'll have to shoot you.

But I'm getting shot anyway... so either way I'm getting shot!
Wait, I don't have to put up with this bollocks! I piss on your jaffa cakes! They aren't even bloody cakes! They're a biscuit! Not a damn cake. You know what... I blame the yanks for the Jaffa Cake. They never know what the hell anything is!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I must confess, I've never liked Jaffa Cakes. Never will. I despise dark chocolate, and I hate orangey stuff in my chocolate, and I hate chocolate on sponge. Now, when should I expect the shooting to take place?

Tuesday.

3 o'clock in the afternoon sharp.

Don't be late, or we'll have to shoot you.

But I'm getting shot anyway... so either way I'm getting shot!
Wait, I don't have to put up with this bollocks! I piss on your jaffa cakes! They aren't even bloody cakes! They're a biscuit! Not a damn cake. You know what... I blame the yanks for the Jaffa Cake. They never know what the hell anything is!

Cakes go hard when stale.

Biscuits go soft when stale.

Jaffa Cakes go hard when stale.

Your argument is invalid.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

The reason I don't buy packs of jaffa cakes is because once I've eaten one, the rest of the pack will ensue. They're that good and that "light" that "just 1 more" is always valid.

Ever had on of these?

The huge Jaffa Cake tube, not the creepy old man.

I've had the creepy old man, but not Jaffa Cakes. I've found them intriguing in stores back in NYC but since moving to Baltimore, the most diverse thing I've seen is figs. As for the creepy old man, I call him Jim. I keep him in my basement and he is sustained on gruel. Come over and meet him sometime! He hardly ever bites!
US! Y U NO GET GOOD FOOD!

 

[Hazy992]

I must confess, I've never liked Jaffa Cakes. Never will. I despise dark chocolate, and I hate orangey stuff in my chocolate, and I hate chocolate on sponge. Now, when should I expect the shooting to take place?

Tuesday.

3 o'clock in the afternoon sharp.

Don't be late, or we'll have to shoot you.

But I'm getting shot anyway... so either way I'm getting shot!
Wait, I don't have to put up with this bollocks! I piss on your jaffa cakes! They aren't even bloody cakes! They're a biscuit! Not a damn cake. You know what... I blame the yanks for the Jaffa Cake. They never know what the hell anything is!

Cakes go hard when stale.

Biscuits go soft when stale.

Jaffa Cakes go hard when stale.

Your argument is invalid.

It was proved in a court of law!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I must confess, I've never liked Jaffa Cakes. Never will. I despise dark chocolate, and I hate orangey stuff in my chocolate, and I hate chocolate on sponge. Now, when should I expect the shooting to take place?

Tuesday.

3 o'clock in the afternoon sharp.

Don't be late, or we'll have to shoot you.

But I'm getting shot anyway... so either way I'm getting shot!
Wait, I don't have to put up with this bollocks! I piss on your jaffa cakes! They aren't even bloody cakes! They're a biscuit! Not a damn cake. You know what... I blame the yanks for the Jaffa Cake. They never know what the hell anything is!

Cakes go hard when stale.

Biscuits go soft when stale.

Jaffa Cakes go hard when stale.

Your argument is invalid.

It was proved in a court of law!

It's even in my OP

Jaffa Cakes.

'Cos tax is for biscuits.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I must confess, I've never liked Jaffa Cakes. Never will. I despise dark chocolate, and I hate orangey stuff in my chocolate, and I hate chocolate on sponge. Now, when should I expect the shooting to take place?

Tuesday.

3 o'clock in the afternoon sharp.

Don't be late, or we'll have to shoot you.

But I'm getting shot anyway... so either way I'm getting shot!
Wait, I don't have to put up with this bollocks! I piss on your jaffa cakes! They aren't even bloody cakes! They're a biscuit! Not a damn cake. You know what... I blame the yanks for the Jaffa Cake. They never know what the hell anything is!

Cakes go hard when stale.

Biscuits go soft when stale.

Jaffa Cakes go hard when stale.

Your argument is invalid.

Spoiler

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Your argument is so invalid it's dead and buried.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I must confess, I've never liked Jaffa Cakes. Never will. I despise dark chocolate, and I hate orangey stuff in my chocolate, and I hate chocolate on sponge. Now, when should I expect the shooting to take place?

Tuesday.

3 o'clock in the afternoon sharp.

Don't be late, or we'll have to shoot you.

But I'm getting shot anyway... so either way I'm getting shot!
Wait, I don't have to put up with this bollocks! I piss on your jaffa cakes! They aren't even bloody cakes! They're a biscuit! Not a damn cake. You know what... I blame the yanks for the Jaffa Cake. They never know what the hell anything is!

Cakes go hard when stale.

Biscuits go soft when stale.

Jaffa Cakes go hard when stale.

Your argument is invalid.

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Your argument is so invalid it's dead and buried.

*****, please.

The cake/biscuit debate was an actual thing.

Jaffa Cakes are cakes.

 

[Dimitriov]

I dunno, Jaffa cakes are delicious, or at least the McVities' ones are. The first time I tried some they were some awful no name brand and tasted like stale spongy crap.

When you think of cakes, what's the first thing that comes to mind?

However, since discovering this :

THIS is what comes to mind when I think of cake now. A nice slice of battenberg with tea is the perfect treat.

Either way I am just glad I found a store here in Canadia that stocks these kinds of items >_>

 

[Hazy992]

It's even in my OP

Jaffa Cakes.

'Cos tax is for biscuits.

It's clearly an important issue for taxpayers money to be spent on!

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[mayney93]

this thread is delicious.


puns are funny

 

[kortin]

Dark chocolate and oranges? No thanks.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Snip

You win this time, Daystar! But I shall be back! And if you win again, I'll be back the next day!
And the next day
And the next day
And the next day
And the next day
And the next day
And the next day
And the next day

And so on and so on... you get the jist.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Dark chocolate and oranges? No thanks.

There's the door!

Now get out!

[sub]Dark chocolate and orange indeed. Pfft.[/sub]

 

[ToastiestZombie]

this thread is delicious.


puns are funny

They're not funny, they're punny.
Get it right... jeez.

 

[kortin]

Dark chocolate and oranges? No thanks.

There's the door!

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/franchises/images/04/32/43267_Theres_the_Door_normal.jpg[img]

[b]Now get out![/b]

[sub]Dark chocolate and orange indeed. Pfft.[/sub][/quote]

You see, Dark chocolate is quite obviously the worst of all chocolates. Its bitterness (probably what attracts all the brits to it) and lack of sweetness is what ruins it. Then, there's chocolate and oranges together, which is just a generally bad combination. :D

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Dark chocolate and oranges? No thanks.

There's the door!

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/franchises/images/04/32/43267_Theres_the_Door_normal.jpg[img]

[b]Now get out![/b]

[sub]Dark chocolate and orange indeed. Pfft.[/sub][/quote]

You see, Dark chocolate is quite obviously the worst of all chocolates. Its bitterness (probably what attracts all the brits to it) and lack of sweetness is what ruins it. Then, there's chocolate and oranges together, which is just a generally bad combination. :D[/quote]

You're an American :D

I've had American chocolate.

You guys wouldn't know good chocolate if it bludgeoned your father to death and molested your pet ferret.

 

[kortin]

You're an American

I've had American chocolate.

You guys wouldn't know good chocolate if it bludgeoned your father to death and molested your pet ferret.

Psh, our chocolate reigns supreme, just as our country does! 'MERRICA!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You're an American

I've had American chocolate.

You guys wouldn't know good chocolate if it bludgeoned your father to death and molested your pet ferret.

Psh, our chocolate reigns supreme, just as our country does! 'MERRICA!

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You should try some European dark chocolate.

It's not meant to be bitter, but rich.

 

[kortin]

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You should try some European dark chocolate.

It's not meant to be bitter, but rich.

I dunno. My father brought back some dark chocolate from his trip to Europe a few years back, couldn't even eat a piece.

 

[Hazy992]

You're an American

I've had American chocolate.

You guys wouldn't know good chocolate if it bludgeoned your father to death and molested your pet ferret.

Psh, our chocolate reigns supreme, just as our country does! 'MERRICA!

U MAD. British chocolate is best chocolate. Accept no substitutes!