Jaffa Cakes!

[Hazy992]

By what, that bland muck you Americans pass off as chocolate? Not bloody likely!

I've already got the wheels in motion. Soon Wonkabotinator will remove all british chocolate from the world and I will finally get to take over the tristat- er the chocolate industry and replace it with the only GOOD chocolate, MILK/WHITE CHOCOLATE.

Sorry, we've kinda got you beat on that front too

 

[kortin]

Sorry, we've kinda got you beat on that front too

Impossible. My plans can only be foiled by my nemesis.

 

[Pick|Choose]

The Polish knock-off version has a better packaging though ;P Here's the picture:

http://kaczuszka.co.uk/thumb/delicje-szampanskie-pomaranczowe__5906747308438.jpg

By the way, I love them

 

[Hexenwolf]

So. Daystar. I only caught your forum title out of the corner of my eye as I scrolled, and I could've sworn it said "Now I'm Betrothed."

Who's the lucky one Daystar?

 

[bobmus]

So. Daystar. I only caught your forum title out of the corner of my eye as I scrolled, and I could've sworn it said "Now I'm Betrothed."

Who's the lucky one Daystar?

inb4 Daystar being engaged a while.

Clearly somebody has never known the greatness of white chocolate.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/ff/DreamChocolateBar.jpg/300px-DreamChocolateBar.jpg
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.
We've heard of your inferior American chocolate, but it's never as good. The oil-ing problem is still present, and the flavour is always more dilute.

 

[NightHawk21]

Well Daystar as much as I love these food threads, I believe you may actually be terribly misinformed on this topic. As good as I'm sure jaffa cakes are, they pale in comparison to Delicje, which are better, come in a nicer packaging, present nicer, and come in a lot more flavours.

That said both of these cookies (<- that is on purpose), pale in comparison to real deserts such as cheesecake, french flaky pastries or a personal guilty pleasure, a layer dish consisting of graham crackers in between whipped cream, pudding, and topped with jello and fruit.

 

[Mournful Crow]

I've never even heard of a Jaffa cake before, is it available in America?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Dark chocolate and oranges? No thanks.

There's the door!

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/franchises/images/04/32/43267_Theres_the_Door_normal.jpg[img]

[b]Now get out![/b]

[sub]Dark chocolate and orange indeed. Pfft.[/sub][/quote]

You see, Dark chocolate is quite obviously the worst of all chocolates. Its bitterness (probably what attracts all the brits to it) and lack of sweetness is what ruins it. Then, there's chocolate and oranges together, which is just a generally bad combination. :D[/quote]

You're an American :D

I've had American chocolate.

You guys wouldn't know good chocolate if it bludgeoned your father to death and molested your pet ferret.[/quote]
Clearly somebody has never known the greatness of white chocolate.[/quote]

You mean the chocolate that has next to no chocolate in it?

Oh no? :D





[QUOTE=Hexenwolf]So. Daystar. I only caught your forum title out of the corner of my eye as I scrolled, and I could've sworn it said "Now I'm Betrothed."

Who's the lucky one Daystar?[/QUOTE]

I've been engaged a wh-

[QUOTE=TheBobmus]
inb4 Daystar being engaged a while. :D
[/QUOTE]

Son of a *****.

 

[chadachada123]

Oh wow. I'm jealous, Britain. Your cakes look delicious.

Came in expecting a Stargate reference, too, and was pleasantly pleased.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Oh wow. I'm jealous, Britain. Your cakes look delicious.

Came in expecting a Stargate reference, too, and was pleasantly pleased.

You're the first person to point out the Stargate reference.

Thanks

 

[Superlative]

oh you brits, enjoying your little orange and chocolate finger pastries with your afternoon teas and butchering of the word aluminum (al-LOU-min-num).

BEHOLD: THE GREAT ONE OF OHIO!

http://www.meals.com/imagesrecipes/121354lrg.jpg

the candy buckeye! the most amazing combination of penut butter and chocolate ever crafted by the race of men!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I've never even heard of a Jaffa cake before, is it available in America?

You may be able to find them in specialist stores.

 

[Mournful Crow]

I've never even heard of a Jaffa cake before, is it available in America?

You may be able to find them in specialist stores.

Hmmm, like a K.and S. World Market?

 

[Alhazred]

If Jaffa cakes are good enough for the Yogscast, they're good enough for me.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I've never even heard of a Jaffa cake before, is it available in America?

You may be able to find them in specialist stores.

Hmmm, like a K.and S. World Market?

I wouldn't know.

I don't know anything about your crazy food stores that lack Jaffa Cakes.

 

[Amarok]

oh you brits, enjoying your little orange and chocolate finger pastries with your afternoon teas and butchering of the word aluminum (al-LOU-min-num).

It's alumiNIUM, NOT aluminUM. You damned 'Merican's just spelt it wrong and have dragged this on for hundreds of years rather than admit your mistake.

And THAT is why we have better sweets than you.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Finally I find one of the legendary Daystar food threads. I thought they were a myth.

I don't like Jaffa cakes or digestives.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Jaffa Cakes solve all problems, and should be used to defuse internet arguments.

"Religion and politics!" truly we must worship JAFFA CAKES!
"Nice girls hate me!" make em love you with JAFFA CAKES!
"The friendzone!" get out of it with JAFFA CAKES!
"Mass effect 3 had a crap ending!" *Paragon decision= JAFFA CAKES!
"I have a small manhood!" it is increased with JAFFA MOTHER FUCKIN' CAKES!

Truly, they are our tasty messiah.

Jaffa Cakes will solve all life's problems.

We need miracle of sound to write a song:

"JAFFA CAKES saved my life!"
"You'll never be better than JAFFA CAKES"
"Shadows in the JAFFACAKES Light"

 

[Padwolf]

Damnit Daystar, you've made me want some! In every single food thread you do you make me hungry. I love jaffa cakes so much!