Japan creates the poop burger, solves world hunger

Recommended Videos

Vykrel

New member
Feb 26, 2009
1,317
0
0
Leole said:
If it tastes good, and it smells good, it shouldn't really be a problem.
it came out of someones asshole. i think tastes and smells become irrelevant when that third fact is considered.
 

Makaaz

New member
Apr 4, 2010
14
0
0
I love Japan, they are so innovative and will probably save the world as a by-product of ideas such as these :).
 

BarbaricGoose

New member
May 25, 2010
796
0
0
I'd be eager to try one. Not in a weird way, or anything; I just wanna be able to say that I ate a burger made from shit.
 

Leole

New member
Jul 24, 2010
369
0
0
Vykrel said:
Leole said:
If it tastes good, and it smells good, it shouldn't really be a problem.
it came out of someones asshole. i think tastes and smells become irrelevant when that third fact is considered.
To be completely honest, I wouldn't mind. Eating something that tastes and smells good, but it's coming out of someone's asshole? Meh, as long as they don't advertise it as "From the finest asses in New Orleans!"
 

Magne Eik Lauritzen

New member
Sep 15, 2010
20
0
0
I'm afraid Japan will get into gene splicing... I think I know exactly what they'll make first. Commercial tentacle monsters, anyone? Would be a hit, I'm sure.
 

xvbones

New member
Oct 29, 2009
528
0
0
believer258 said:
xvbones said:
KefkaCultist said:
That is... disgusting...

Who the hell even thinks up this crap!?!?
You have any idea what goes into a hot dog?
Excellent thing I don't eat hot dogs, then, isn't it? (Note that I'm not the guy you quoted, just pointing that out.)
What about hamburgers?

Ever eaten at KFC? Taco Bell? McDonalds? Ever eaten any meat product that was not labeled 'kosher'? Oscar Meyer luncheon meats, perhaps? A cheap hamburger patty at your school?

How much would you say you know about the food industry, do you figure?

How much do you know about the process by which a cow is transformed into your meal?

Are you aware of the conditions under which most beef cattle are slaughtered and rendered in this country?

(You don't happen to remember that Spongiform Encephilitis thing in England a bunch of years back, more colorfully known as "Mad Cow Disease", do you? Know what causes that?)

Did you know that the FDA permits a certain amount of rodent feces in your food before it considers it to be tainted?
Did you know that the FDA permits a certain amount of insect parts in your food also?
Did you know that that both of those amounts is more than "none at all"?

I am just saying, it's really great that you live in a culture where you have the option of saying "No thank you, i will not eat that, it looks gross" but not everyone does.

Also I am saying you have placed far worse things into your mouth than reprocessed human feces.
 

X4NDR

New member
Dec 16, 2010
52
0
0
The boys back in marketing decided on Soylent Beef as the product name. you just read this in Cave Johnson's voice.

OT: I think it's a viable food source for people in Africa at least. I mean I'm not too sure what the food situation is in the more severe parts of Africa but if those donation appeals are anything to go by I'd say they'd be more than happy to be able to eat something nutritious for once.
 

DudeistBelieve

TellEmSteveDave.com
Sep 9, 2010
4,771
1
0
TheMagicIndian said:
I don't see the problem. It's just protein. Of course I'd eat it. No different than drinking recycled water. It's clean, tastes just like beef, and it's completely renewable.
I have to watch the video still, but considering the process, and consider it's safe to eat I mean... not?

Clearly after the process it's not poop anymore, it's something different.

I'd try it at least once, just a bite even.

EDIT: The alternative is made from cow muscles and fat. Sausages are the intestinable tubing of animal. Tarp is sheep stomach. For god sakes, it's all disgusting if you think about it.
 

sarahvait

New member
Nov 6, 2008
441
0
0
I find it amusing that 90% of the people commenting seem to think that this is the grossest thing you could possibly eat. My roommate is a HUGE fan of that show Bizarre Foods. I've watched that guy drink cow blood, eat food that was cooked in a goat carcass, eat live and dead bugs, food that has gone rotten, snake bile, scrotum stew, ect. A shit burger is actually pretty tame, IMO.
 

Alrocsmash

New member
Mar 7, 2011
109
0
0
soultrain117 said:
Um it should be noted that alcohol is bacteria piss
Except there is ZERO urine or fecal matter in alcohol. Its "waste" product is booze. And god bless mother ethanol.
 

rabidmidget

New member
Apr 18, 2008
2,117
0
0
This isn't that much different from recycled water, which is used in more places than you would think.
 

Abe Robinson

New member
Mar 19, 2010
10
0
0
Reminds me of the Doctor Who episode where the people under New New York were trapped on the roadway. Rose was offered one of these by, if I recall correctly, a couple of cat people.