Jesus-ifying Zero Punctuation

[Blackadder51]

Oh god this is just starting to get out of hand....

 

[evan573]

*GASP* CHRISTIANS?! BEING UNORIGINAL?! scandalous! god must be turning in its grave!

 

[RanD00M]

If there is a God,it's got to be a she.

Nope.Me and a friend of mine found out that if there is a god,It has to be a MALE.No woman can fuck up so badly.

 

[RanD00M]

Pics or it didn't happen

...Because taking photo's of random people isn't at all creepy and stalker-esque?

It's completely normal.Just ask the girl who took some photos of me yesterday as we were talking.

 

[Xyphon]

That's what religions do. Assimilate other stuff in hopes to attract suckers new people.

"hey look at that, that pagan celebration on the 25th of December that so many places celebrate already would make a dandy date for the birth of Christ!"... "That highly recognizable style that's very popular with the kids sure would give us some nice credit with the youth if we somehow managed to associate it with our cult!"


..etc.

Spoiler: Don't take this the wrong way, people!

 

[ben---neb]

if God wanted me dead, she'd do it herself.

And where did you learn that little nugget?

Presumly he/she is trying to be edgy and/or provocative and/or offensive. I have to say that as a Christian in doesn't bother me in the slightest. God is a supernatural being outside of any gender.

 

[AkJay]

Because.. It's... Making.. Money...???

True, Churches need money, and they aren't above stealing ideas, not because they are a church, but because they are people, and that's what we do best.

 

[SamuelT]

Pics or it didn't happen

...Because taking photo's of random people isn't at all creepy and stalker-esque?

It's completely normal.Just ask the girl who took some photos of me yesterday as we were talking.

That...does not fall under my classification of normal.

Perhaps it's just me.

 

[RanD00M]

Pics or it didn't happen

...Because taking photo's of random people isn't at all creepy and stalker-esque?

It's completely normal.Just ask the girl who took some photos of me yesterday as we were talking.

That...does not fall under my classification of normal.

Perhaps it's just me.

Oh did i forget to do

/sarcasm?

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

That's what religions do. Assimilate other stuff in hopes to attract suckers new people.

"hey look at that, that pagan celebration on the 25th of December that so many places celebrate already would make a dandy date for the birth of Christ!"... "That highly recognizable style that's very popular with the kids sure would give us some nice credit with the youth if we somehow managed to associate it with our cult!"


..etc.

Spoiler: Don't take this the wrong way, people!

You just made my day thanks! Anyways it falls under parody because of two reasons;
It just uses the lettering, and two unless it clearly uses some form of character i.e. Yahtzee, the Imps, or any character done in Yahtzee style then it's just parody and not blatant stealing.

Besides even if it was blatant stealing, no one would sue a church because 95% of Americans are religious and would instantly shit all over the person that sued the church no matter how big of a crime they committed. Which I think is out right bat-shit insane considering Churches when put in that scenario sound like they're above the fucking law >.>

 

[SamuelT]

Oh did i forget to do

/sarcasm?

Oh, shit. Really?

Sorry. Couldn't really make out if it was sarcasm or not. Thanks for clearing that up. =)

 

[Blue Sonnet]

If there is a God,it's got to be a she.

Nope.Me and a friend of mine found out that if there is a god,It has to be a MALE.No woman can fuck up so badly.

As evidenced by the atrocious, purely functional design of male genitalia.

Still remember the first time I saw an adult one IRL - scared the Jesus-ified ZP out of me...

BTW: When God made man s/he made him out of string, he had a little left, so s/he made a little thing.

 

[Grayjack]

On that subject though, I think anyone owning one of those bumper stickers showing Calvin from C&H prostrate before a cross deserves to have their windows smashed.

I've never seen one but, agreed, that's the same as making C&H porn for me. x_x

Why? Why would you mention such a thing? X_X

 

[McMo0^]

this is nothing, i've seen JC/DC hoodies/t-shirts. Fucking Jesus Christ Demon Crusher, i mean come on. I mean for one, I personally don't recall Jesus doing much in terms of demon crushing, more healing the sick, and walking, and the like. Religion is a joke. They've put so much effort into modernising religion, keeping it with the times to lure people into "salvation" that they basically go ahead and renounce laws written in stone to get more people on the band wagon. I'd actually have some form of respect for them if they renounced technology and lived like they did in the olden days, seeing as 90% of modern life for them is the work of satan.

/rant

 

[Olikunmissile]

Before you come and attempt to flog me, read on.

I was walking the other day, and I saw a girl in what appeared to be a Zero Punctuation hoody. Being a fan, of course I was going to look, and also considering the design was one not featured on the website. Upon closer inspection, I was able to see it was a Christian spin off hoody using the Zero Punctuation style lettering and characters. WTF? I almost ripped it off her. Why are they doing this?!

Glad you didn't rip it off her, I think there may be laws against it, lol.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

On that subject though, I think anyone owning one of those bumper stickers showing Calvin from C&H prostrate before a cross deserves to have their windows smashed.

I've never seen one but, agreed, that's the same as making C&H porn for me. x_x

Why? Why would you mention such a thing? X_X

Because I know it exists somewhere. Rule 34.

Just be glad I didn't go into detail.

 

[Ushario]

Don't worry OP, wanting to rip clothing off women is part of growing up, you don't need to feel ashamed

Beat me to it! *grumbles*

 

[Grayjack]

On that subject though, I think anyone owning one of those bumper stickers showing Calvin from C&H prostrate before a cross deserves to have their windows smashed.

I've never seen one but, agreed, that's the same as making C&H porn for me. x_x

Why? Why would you mention such a thing? X_X

Because I know it exists somewhere. Rule 34.

Just be glad I didn't go into detail.

The reason I quoted you was because you reminded me of a inappropriate image of C&H.