Jezza Clarkson Gets Pooed On

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Jim Grim

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theonecookie said:
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theonecookie said:
lol in the next top gear they should hunt them down with monster trucks or something it would make good telly
Ohh an average Top Gear viewer.
What's wrong with that your not some eco-metalist are you
Yes, and now I shall blow up your house in the name of the planet!
 

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Jim Grim said:
theonecookie said:
Jim Grim said:
theonecookie said:
lol in the next top gear they should hunt them down with monster trucks or something it would make good telly
Ohh an average Top Gear viewer.
What's wrong with that your not some eco-metalist are you
Yes, and now I shall blow up your house in the name of the planet!
I'm sorry I cant hear you over the sound of my massive fuel burning machine of no obvious use
 

Woodsey

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Wadders said:
Poor ol' Jezza. He's just a guy. It's not like he's singlehandedly removing the ozone layer or anything. Those kind of people do themselves no favours with tactics like that, they just discourage people from taking them seriously.

Reckon Jezza should go and coil one out on their lawn, just for teh lulz.
You're right, he's just one guy. He gets a lot of flak when clearly it's both scripted and presented light-heartedly.

And the post about him making TV for closet racists, how does he exactly? Sorry, I read it and now I can't find it, I've just been through twice. If anything he's one of the only decent things on TV.
 

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Rotating Bread said:
Clarkson really is a detestable person, making TV for for closit racists and chauvinists.
couldn't agree with you more... I do love him tho
 

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well it would only be fair to quote jeremy himself regarding stupid people like these: "This is proof that in some corners of the world people reproduce with plants"
 

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silasbufu said:
well it would only be fair to quote jeremy himself regarding stupid people like these: "This is proof that in some corners of the world people reproduce with plants"
Average viewer number 3, welcome!
 

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Just to add, I also thought it was pretty impressive that he had no comment to make. Which sort of showed them up - mind you there'll be something about it on Top Gear, but for now he's said nothing at least. For now.
 

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Jim Grim said:
silasbufu said:
well it would only be fair to quote jeremy himself regarding stupid people like these: "This is proof that in some corners of the world people reproduce with plants"
Average viewer number 3, welcome!
thank you , eco-mentalist number 230423245. Pleased to meet you :p
 

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Eco-campaigners' childish attempts at shock tactics backfire once again.

Do they really think Jeremy is going to care? I can just picture him using this as an amusing anecdote on the next series of Top Gear.
 

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Jezza is awsome.
Like, i want to be similiar to him.
minus the truckload of shit on lawn, because i would have to burn it...
 

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It's twats like that that make me decide to hold each gear on the bike until the 11,000rpm redline. And I'm getting larger jets for the carbs and a more aggressive fuel map with high-lift cams next summer.

I enjoy pissing off green campaigners.........ever hopeful that mankind will last long enough to really feel the effects. This planet'll be a burned, glass-filled crater before that ever happens because M.A.D. didn't work any nore!

Oh yes, I can be just as petty as them, but I'm having far more fun in the meantime!
 

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Well, he does host a comedy motoring program, you're obviously gonna get some jokes about global warming.

That said, he did make a good point that the way the Prius is made is REALLY unfriendly to the enviroment, which is true.
And they do keep showcasing electrik cars. I had no idea that Honda had actually built a hydrogen powered car before Top Gear showed it off, that's got to be worth something
 

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Jezza's a big boy, it's not the worst thing anyone's done to him, he'll get over it.

As long as the army likes him all will be well.

As for the people who did it, well, what a bunch of tits. Why him and not some head of industry? I know he's the host of Top Gear and makes what are usually deliberately offensive jokes (have tea, murder a prostitute, have some more tea), dumping crap on his garden isn't exactly going to make you look good.
 

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Yeah... Since Jeremy Clarkson obviously is single-handedly destroying our environment, dumping shit on his garden will save the planet!

Or..

What were they thinking exactly?

Just for laughs, can't they fill Hammonds garden with hamster poo?
 

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I think people like that should learn not to take Jeremy seriously. He's a funny guy and the easily offended should fuck off and learn to live with it, it's just a joke!
 

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Woodsey said:
Wadders said:
Poor ol' Jezza. He's just a guy. It's not like he's singlehandedly removing the ozone layer or anything. Those kind of people do themselves no favours with tactics like that, they just discourage people from taking them seriously.

Reckon Jezza should go and coil one out on their lawn, just for teh lulz.
You're right, he's just one guy. He gets a lot of flak when clearly it's both scripted and presented light-heartedly.

And the post about him making TV for closet racists, how does he exactly? Sorry, I read it and now I can't find it, I've just been through twice. If anything he's one of the only decent things on TV.
For sure. :)

Was this the post you meant?
Rotating Bread said:
Clarkson really is a detestable person, making TV for for closit racists and chauvinists.


I thought this incident was quite funny.
Not really sure where the evidence for this statement comes from. As far as I can see he makes TV for people who want something entertaining with blokes goofing around in expensive vehicles, without having to think too much. Which just happens to be pure awesome. :D
 

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scotth266 said:
You guys might want to explain who this guy is, and why people have dumped shit on his lawn.

Y'know, for us folks across the pond.
Meh. If you don't know who he is, you should be hanged! He is a true hero.

[small]Well, he's extremely funny atleast.[/small]

Anyway, pay more attention to England you hicks! We made you after all.

[small]Good lord, I was joking! Put the gun away![/small]