Jimquisition: Mass Effect 3: A Gay Erotic Love Story

[AbstractStream]

I...I really don't know what to say.

Oh no, why am I blushing?

I can feel the hot blood in my cheeks. Thank goodness I'm not at work or anything.

 

[Something Amyss]

Eh, I'm not afraid. I think I can handle this.

Come to think of it. Zevran was rather charming as well.

Just remember (cue ominous reverb) I WARNED YOU!

The hell does Occam's Razor have to do with anything?

The answer with the fewest extraneous steps is the most probable. I'm not sure how you fail to see the connection here, but whatever.

let alone is it some be all and end all to arguments.

Nor did I claim it was. After all, we all know invoking Godwin's Law is the end all to arguments. Not particularly in a positive way, but....

Stop saying things to seem smarter than you are.

Stop inferring things based on your inadequacies and attributing them to me.

Don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean I'm saying that heterosexuality/homosexuality=sexual crimes, it just means that a persons sexual desire/lust/preference has hurt a few people.

[citation needed]

 

[Urh]

This video is impressive on two levels. Firstly, the solid writing (I can't remember laughing so hard at a video on The Escapist), and secondly Jim's narration seals the deal. I suspect that it must've required multiple takes.

 

[ryukage_sama]

Brilliant satire, Jim!
I think we should all recommend you to pen the next Mass Effect novel. Oh, and be sure to pair the Illusive Man with Udina. Nothing else could make we fans happier, no matter what we might say to the contrary.

 

[Wolcik]

In the middle of the episode when the statement about "turning people gay" pops up for the first time the facial expression is priceless.

Lots of laughs in this episode, the description and comedic tensions grows very nicely and goes beyond possible real scenario into a very neat poetic joke

 

[Woodsey]

I kept watching hoping he'd make his point, but just kept going on and on about gay this and gay that.

OT: Blew my load at 'and do gay cumming all up himself'.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

This is the greatest video that I've ever seen on this site. I was chuckling throughout.

 

[Aircross]

STILL NOT AS GAY AS TWILIGHT



One of the best slash fics I've ever read, uh, heard.

Great pacing, great metaphors, lots of, uh, substance.

 

[daxterx2005]

I faceplamed like three times listening to this.

 

[el_kabong]

Wildly inappropriate...and therefore awesome. The last line was the best. It sounded like Jim was channeling the climax of a campfire ghost story.

 

[Artemicion]

Well that was easily the most hilarious thing I've listened to all day, so thanks for that.

 

[synobal]

Ya I kept waiting for you to stop the stupid slash fest and get to the point. Never happened, at all a shame Jim you missed the point and over used the 'joke'.

 

[mental_looney]

Amazing! and totally inappropriate to listen to it at work and nearly die laughing :<

 

[Airon]

A well deserved round of applause is in order, which I imagine has been ongoing since this was released.

A fine composition IMHO.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

As usual, wonderful video.

I think Jim addresses the matter adequately. I didn't know some fans were actually raging at the inclusion of a gay romance option and the very idea that some of them were raging about that makes me want to pull off a pretty massive facepalm.

I don't think it was the fans (except for those fans that will complain about absolutely anything) I think it's more to do with the media (I smell Fox News' stink all over this). But you know how people are... just because the option exists, it means the game straps you down Clockwork Orange style and makes you watch Garrus pound maleSheps' ass for 5 hours...

Yeah, I know. Nevermind how nobody raised an ounce of a stink when Dragon Age: Origins had Zevran available as a gay partner.

After enduring all 8 minutes of that I feel dirty and violated. Why, Jim?

Already feeling alienated by the gay-creep in Dragon Age, this episode inclines me to swear off anything Bioware. However good the RPGs, is it really worth it to endure the company it keeps? I feel like the subject of a social experiment.

Really? You feel violated by something that's entirely optional and that is in no way unavoidable? You feel violated because someone out there just might appreciate the idea of having a homosexual romance subplot?

If that's the case, your use of the word "violated" is pretty flimsy. Does that mean I should feel "violated" because Eddard Stark dies in Game of Thrones, for instance? Should I feel "violated" because I missed the Steam sale on Human Revolution, all those months back?

Yeah. Just a friendly poke: rethink your priorities.

 

[scw55]

This was the first Jimquisition that was to boring to watch, i skipped in 30 second steps.

Really? This is the first one he did I actually enjoyed.

 

[Bradeck]

After enduring all 8 minutes of that I feel dirty and violated. Why, Jim?

Already feeling alienated by the gay-creep in Dragon Age, this episode inclines me to swear off anything Bioware. However good the RPGs, is it really worth it to endure the company it keeps? I feel like the subject of a social experiment.

Are you saying you don't want to play a game because it's got teh ghey? Honestly, that's how your comment appears. You were made uncomfortable because DAO had a gay elf, and now you are "Swearing off" bioware because it has more gay characters?

Please tell me I misunderstood your comments.

EDIT: Actually, after reviewing how others took your comments, I'll just go on ahead as if that's indeed what you're saying. How insecure and sexually adverse you must be. To be scared of a video game character's sexuality? Where do you live? 1930's Alabama?

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Eh, I'm not afraid. I think I can handle this.

Come to think of it. Zevran was rather charming as well.

Just remember (cue ominous reverb) I WARNED YOU!

The hell does Occam's Razor have to do with anything?

The answer with the fewest extraneous steps is the most probable. I'm not sure how you fail to see the connection here, but whatever.

let alone is it some be all and end all to arguments.

Nor did I claim it was. After all, we all know invoking Godwin's Law is the end all to arguments. Not particularly in a positive way, but....

Stop saying things to seem smarter than you are.

Stop inferring things based on your inadequacies and attributing them to me.

Don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean I'm saying that heterosexuality/homosexuality=sexual crimes, it just means that a persons sexual desire/lust/preference has hurt a few people.

[citation needed]

rape in US male prisons