Jimquisition: Time To Get Paid

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I'm glad you stand up for the Trans crowd Jim. Mad respect.

Now I have a new game to look into. That really looks like something I would love to get into with a group of friends...

But...

University. x.x

Also that was the best ending in this shows history.
 

Draconalis

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Jimothy Sterling said:
Of course, he never plays with dildos, as far as I know.
Clearly he's the lesser man here.


Can we all just sit back and imagine a world diversity of games truly existed? I mean... I could be playing something that ISN'T a first person shooter right now. Sure it wouldn't be triple A... but I think I'd rather a world with hundreds of B titles to choose from a year, than 12 or so triple A titles I have no interest in.

It would be glorious.
 

SonOfVoorhees

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The gameplay is the game they wanted to make but im sure if they had the money to make the graphics better and add lighting etc they would have. At least they concentrated on what was important an that is the gameplay.
 

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D-..did you... Did you just strap a dildo to your face?!

As for the topic at hand, it always is good to see a good dev being rewarded justly. I wish it happened more often to some of the other games in the past. Clover Studios still should be around after Okami, and I think that Sacred 2 was a masterpiece that shouldn't have killed Ascaron.
 

Korten12

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Goliath100 said:
So, Jimmy, did you and TotalBiscuit plan this together or is it a coincidence that both of you talk about sequels that did better than its predecessor through word of mouth, on the same day?
Wheres that TotalBiscuit video? Trying to find it.
 

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Currently on the fence for Payday 2, just need the people to setup a crew and off we go, but most of my friends are just waiting for a Steam deal to happen. As for the ending... why the Duck Tales music? Now I will never be able to play the damn thing again xD
 

Bat Vader

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Bindal said:
Bat Vader said:
Now I want to play Payday 2 like Mr. Orange and pretend my character is an undercover cop and when the cops show up at the robbery I just gun down my teammates.
And then get kicked for it. Great!

Bat Vader said:
Now that I think about it I think an 8 person mode where 4 play as the robbers and 4 play as a Swat Team would be cool to see in PayDay 2.
No, it wouldn't. Any experienced player would tell you it wouldn't. And Overkill also doesn't think it would and they don't want to waste time on that kind of non-sense.
I would not get kicked for it because I would not do it online, only offline with AI teammates. In fact I most likely would not play this game online unless friends of mine also had it.

The cops and robbers game mode would only be nonsense if they just did a mediocre job of it. Add depth, complexity, and tactics to it and I think it could be a fun mode. Give players on both sides the ability to send private messages to each other before the game starts and each side could try and bribe one another. If I was on the robbers side I would promise a member of the Swat Team half my take if they were to not take me down and instead take down my associates instead.

If they were to do it right I am pretty sure the developers could make that mode great.


zylgp said:
Bat Vader said:
Now I want to play Payday 2 like Mr. Orange and pretend my character is an undercover cop and when the cops show up at the robbery I just gun down my teammates. Now that I think about it I think an 8 person mode where 4 play as the robbers and 4 play as a Swat Team would be cool to see in PayDay 2.
Whilst your idea is a sure fire way to get a kick right up your royal arse; an idea has sprung to mind about how interesting it would be if the human players were actually playing as undercover cops as part of a larger group and the job is to successfully pull the heist, avoid any innocent fatalities whilst avoiding the suspicion of the gang to lead you to their hideout. THAT sounds interesting.
I would not do that online though. I would only role-play my character as an undercover cop offline.
 

Jenny Jones

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You know, that last bit with the dragon dildo reminded me of the end of Brave New World =(

OT: Yeah sorry state of game industry but the AAA market will die off (well the bad ones) and make way for a new generation of developers and self publishers. Whether we will mourn the loss of some things from the AAA making companies I dunno, depends if they ever let go of the copyrights or just use them as leashes.
 

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Why did I watch that outro? I knew it was going to be weird and pointless the moment I started watching it, but I watched it anyway!

Damn you Jim! Damn you for my lack of self respect!

*and also thank God for you I suppose*
 

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geldonyetich said:
Bat Vader said:
It's more up to the players if they want to gun down innocent civilians or not but if I was to play Payday 2 and one of my teammates was hurting innocent civilians I would not hesitate to take that player down.
Personally, I include the cops with the innocents. I don't think the game gives a choice about gunning those down.
The best way to do each mission is stealth with 0 kills(even a few achievements for it). Beyond that, if you kill a cop or civilian it causes harder cops to show up quicker. So you're more encouraged to keep the body count as low as possible.

There are a few missions where the cops are on to you from the start, and you just have to kill or be killed, but taking civilian hostage instead of killing them helps you.

I realize even with these points, the game is still pretty fucked up. But it doesn't especially encourage killing people so much, its more about stealing. That's the moral area where its shameless :D
 

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Toilet said:
Whoever said that Sterling was a ****** wasn't wrong. He is a ******; a wonderful amazing ****** right up there with Freddie Mercury, Sir Ian McKellen and Neil Patrick Harris.
Well jim does have a wife. Also I love that He included the Jonathan Holmes plate while massaging his prostate with a dragon dildo.
 

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Korten12 said:
Goliath100 said:
So, Jimmy, did you and TotalBiscuit plan this together or is it a coincidence that both of you talk about sequels that did better than its predecessor through word of mouth, on the same day?
Wheres that TotalBiscuit video? Trying to find it.
They didn't really talk about it on the same day, they just uploaded videos the same day.
 

Korten12

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qeinar said:
Korten12 said:
Goliath100 said:
So, Jimmy, did you and TotalBiscuit plan this together or is it a coincidence that both of you talk about sequels that did better than its predecessor through word of mouth, on the same day?
Wheres that TotalBiscuit video? Trying to find it.
They didn't really talk about it on the same day, they just uploaded videos the same day.
Okay... Doesn't answer the question. Where is the video?
 

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Chessrook44 said:
One more thing I have to say.

GTA comes out, and the media swarms over it being a horrible game for your kids.
Mass Effect is released and the media swarms over it being a Sex Porno Game that will corrupt your kids.
Modern Warfare is out and the Media blames various murders on kids playing the game.
Payday 2 comes out,a game LITERALLY ABOUT ROBBING BANKS...........and I haven't heard a single thing about the media going all over it for influencing our kids and making them want to rob banks in real life.

Is it bad that I am just waiting... EXPECTING... for the media to turn on Payday 2 in such a way?
Nothing has happened because Payday 2 didn't have a marketing budget twice it's development budget, so no TV commercials for TV reporters to see. I'm mean, did you think these people actually did research?
 

hazydawn

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So Jim's gay, did I get that correct? :0
Also I'm envious of him getting dildos for free!