Jimquisition: Two Rules For Square Enix

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Fearzone

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So, no rule about pulling Final Fantasy XIII off the shelves, burning the unsold CDs, running a permanent delete of all of the source code, and informing the computer gaming public that FFXIII never existed and that any memory we may have of it is just a figment of our collective delusions?

For the record I thought it was an okay game but I'm surprised not to see any direct mention of it here.
 

iamultraman

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This video came off more as a rant than a serious meditation on the gaming industry; certainly so, because it was just Sterling picking on a company's practices without making bare concessions on his aggression, or his solution on the same note. If at any point he said, "Square Enix probably behaves this way because of (I, the writer, here would assume marketing tactics)" or "These amendments might have some problems down the road such as (I, again, assume the discouragement of hype; indeed, sweet, delicious hype, vehicle of the yonder gods) but overall it works out because I'm awesome [This is acceptable]" I would have respected his argument slightly more than I do now. As it stands, I can't find any reason to believe that I'm listening to a reasonable, intelligent person. Instead it seems that I've found another obnoxious internet troll with an interesting background choice and a podium.

I get that his shtick is being a dick, and I would accept such being if it was creative in any way. But it isn't. Yahtzee, who gets compared to Sterling, has several things going on in his show: he writes a proper introduction to segue into the review, he writes several jokes on the game, he analyzes the game in a specific manner (those consisting of the peculiarities in the game that stand out to him), and he ends the review on an often comedic note. That, of course, takes creativity; it's standard writing practice every critic does when they make reviews. I might not respect Yahtzee's opinion, but I respect his professionalism on the basis of the time in which it took for him to summarize his opinions on the topic. Sterling, sir, you are somehow exempt from this; or, rather, the finer details of your work somehow evades me; or, they're nonexistent. How do I know your credibility during the course of your show when it seems the work you've done consists of waking up and thinking? On your absolute righteousness? When were you dependent on a points system only divinities such as Anubis or Dagon have subsisted on?--faith, as the english speakers call it. I don't hate you Mr. Sterling--both hemipsheres of your brain seem to be in order--a great natural feat--and intelligent, perhaps greatly if my doubts subside--but I hate your show. I hate its premise, and I hate its tolerances, which often only permits small nitpicky subjects and disallows massive subjects that do require attention; this being akin to the Inquisition, where pettiness thrives and the greater weight of morality is constantly fleeting. Anyway, there is a greater chance I'll watch the next installment, but I had to let my continued disappointment known lest it worries me.
 

beniki

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Why'd you keep asking me to thank God for you? Do it yourself you lazy git...

But yeah, Square Enix does have a case of the announcement diarrhoea. Maybe they're playing stock value though. Every game announcement bounces up their company value a bit. And they still follow through... eventually... so it still works every time.
 

Andy of Comix Inc

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Jim's a character in a videogame! :O

And the character's "speed" was... one. Ohhh, poor Jim. Your sarcastic, forced laughter echoes with your fans. :3
 

ilovemonkies

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I just want to see a kingdom hearts 3 sometime before I move out of my parents house. I don't care for playing the games myself, but I do enjoy watching my brother play them.
 

Danceofmasks

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So you want Squeenix to rush games out, when it's bleedin' obvious the titles they're releasing are both crap and unfinished?

Congratulations, Jim.
 
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SoopaSte123 said:
AlternatePFG said:
SoopaSte123 said:
PixelKing said:
OT: Does anyone really care about SE at this point?
I... don't think so. I used to love me some Squenix because of my love for Final Fantasies and Kingdom Heartses, but after the PS3/360 generation came out, I haven't cared about anything they've released whatsoever. Perhaps Deus Ex could change that for us?
Deus Ex 3 isn't being developed by them, simply being published by them.
Ah, well nevermind then. I shall continue not caring about Squenix.
Publishing is no small deal. Eidos might be developing but you're seeing the game on store shelves thanks to Square and since they own Eidos now you'll be seeing other franchises as well, like Just Cause and Hitman.
 

Meggiepants

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You know what would be nice? If we could make a rule that no more companies should be allowed to do this. I'm pretty sure I saw the trailer for The Last Guardian like, 2 years ago at least.

This is one of the most frustrating practices of game companies. I much prefer they go the route of Bethesda, and keep mum on shit until they are less than a year out. Not knowing anything about Skyrim was far better than getting a trickle of information in the form of vague screenshots over the course of several years.
 

VTMarik

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They need to focus on Enix's properties more and less on Square's properties. Enough Final Fantasy, let's see some Robot Alchemic Drive or Soulblazer style games.
 

GeorgW

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I don't think the problem with Sqeenix is that they make too many games, it's that they make so many shitty ones.
 

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Sylocat said:
It's people like Jim Sterling that are helping prevent gaming from being taken seriously as an art form.
I disagree. It's people like Jim Sterling that are helping prevent game journalists from being taken seriously, and he'd be the first to admit it.

HOWEVER

It is also Jim Sterling, reviews editor of Destructoid, who took a stand to use a 0-10 scale as opposed to the 5-10 scale that game reviews tend to take.

And I personally do not like him. But I respect him for a number of things, especially that.
 

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I think Squeenix's main problem is watering down the lengthy RPG experience.

If you are going to be playing a single game for 70+ hours, you might as well get play the game the way you want.

People call me nuts when I say that Final Fantasy 12 had some of the best game play, out of all of the ff series.

You contrast that to 13 with big ole linear corridors for 35 hours and rigid leveling systems akin to 9 or 10 until much later in the game where you can branch characters out of their niche, albeit at a very high point cost.

And then I lose all my credibility by saying, All I want is a next gen version of Final Fantasy Tactics. God Damn the joy Id feel at a deep, complex, lengthy Srpg with good characters and challenge. It's like chess except when you play smart its like you're playing with all Queens...That get to move 3 times a turn.
 

Gralian

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XT inc said:
And then I lose all my credibility by saying, All I want is a next gen version of Final Fantasy Tactics. God Damn the joy Id feel at a deep, complex, lengthy Srpg with good characters and challenge. It's like chess except when you play smart its like you're playing with all Queens...That get to move 3 times a turn.
You're not alone there. I'm one of the few people who actually enjoyed FFXII Revenant Wings on the DS.
 

XT inc

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Gralian said:
XT inc said:
And then I lose all my credibility by saying, All I want is a next gen version of Final Fantasy Tactics. God Damn the joy Id feel at a deep, complex, lengthy Srpg with good characters and challenge. It's like chess except when you play smart its like you're playing with all Queens...That get to move 3 times a turn.
You're not alone there. I'm one of the few people who actually enjoyed FFXII Revenant Wings on the DS.
I only played FFT A2 Grimoire of the rift.

I liked it, but it was a bit shallow compared to the ps1 game, And I was pretty pissed that once you beat it, there where no bonus endgame missions for high level characters or even a new game plus.

I can't be bothered to try the psp ones, because why would I want a psp lol.
 

Mister Linton

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Defense said:
Mister Linton said:
Better solution for SEs problem: Liquidate that pos company and stop making games all together. The game designers can get jobs at Burger King where they will be successful and not painful failures.
Most of their games receive great sales and receive critical acclaim.

"They're painful failures"

Holy shit, this post almost gave me a aneurysm.
Resting on your laurels =/= successful game designers
Yay opinions.
 

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Danceofmasks said:
So you want Squeenix to rush games out, when it's bleedin' obvious the titles they're releasing are both crap and unfinished?

Congratulations, Jim.
No he's saying they need to stop dividing their company to work on a dozen tasks (all announced 5 years ahead) and instead focus on two at a time and release info when it becomes available.

I'm not gonna lie, I still don't find Jim hugely amusing, I get where he's coming from it's just not doing it for me. That said, since the start he has gone from strength to strength and I think it may only be a matter of time before I start enjoying his videos. He's dropped the more annoying aspects of the persona for one thing.
Besides which, his points tend to be pretty neat but they're wrapped up in a lot of talk. I'd like to see maybe slightly more being said in an episode (as in, more content, less flashing around). Don't get me wrong, this works. I just think it can work better.

Anyway, agreed with Jim. Squeenix should tighten up their workload, their staff are clearly interchangeable and I'd love to see them take things a project (or 2) at a time.
Oh and a Final Fantasy 7 remake goshdarnit.