Jokes that get overused.

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AngelicSven

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"Dude, you should get a Metapod. You can name him penis. Penis used Harden."

It is funny, but it's the oldest poke'mon joke ever.
 

Gralian

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Don't even get me started on the amount of fucking kids who say YOU'RE GAY LOL both on and offline.

All the Soviet Russia *BLANK* you! jokes. Seriously, it stopped being funny in Family Guy.

All the 'your mum' or 'yo momma' jokes.

'COOL STORY, BRO' is starting to get a bit too overused as well, but i think that might just be exclusive to the Escapist.
 

imnot

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Frequen-Z said:
Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.
In soviet Russia, prophet regrest you!
 

Engarde

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I not once in the conception of this thread thought that it would end with everyone slinging each others hatreds at each other....



...My bad.
 

The Overmatt

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Anything related to "The ____ is a lie!" It was funny when Portal did it, not when you repeated it.

"This food smells good!"
"Yeah but how's it taste?"
*facepalm*

"Can I ask you a question?"
"You just did!"
*headdesk*

Memes. All of them. (The possible personal exception being "Kill it with fire")

Also, to directly contrast the people complaining about "That's what she said" jokes, they can be funny with the right timing and when used properly. I particularly like self-depreciating ones. For example:

"Man this is disappointing"
"...That's what she said. :("
 

Jack_Uzi

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Working in the IT and and hearing that "Boot problem" joke every f*cking monday morning. Talking about groundhog day for crying out loud!!
 

A BigCup of Tea

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dex-dex said:
the "that's what she said jokes" not used properly

rarly is it pure gold!
Thats what she said!! sorry had to hehe

OT:most blonde jokes are old and boring like 'what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you....pull the pin and throw it back'
 

SilverUchiha

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DNF jokes, but those are about over if Gearbox really holds true to its promise of getting it released.

Dissing Sonic has annoyed me since it started but now it's just getting old. I'm sure there are shittier games we can rip on.

And probably blonde and racist jokes. Sometimes I like them if they're creative or new. But I've heard enough to say that probably won't happen for some time.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Your mom is overused. :p
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Frequen-Z said:
Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.
In Soviet Russia, 9000 is over your mother!
Expert delivery! I give it a 10! Very, very good!


OT: Any joke ever told, at any time, in any situation. Jokes are old the second they are used.
 

Tartarga

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"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say bannana?"
I swear to god if I hear that joke one more time i'm going to kill someone. I don't even see how thats suppossed to be funny, in fact its rascist torwards bannana's.
 

1424nathan

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"If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is it incest or masturbation?"
Not only is this joke dumb and stupid, but there is this attitude that people have when they give this joke. They act like they are all smart or creative as if they came up with the joke, but in reality they just heard from someone else who also thought he/she was creative and funny.